vnyce be in his backyard hella proud of his apples. nigga probably got some home made organic baskets for them, feeding them nothing but fiji water, and playing “good vibrations” on repeat for his apple tree when hes not home to massage the branches.

this nigga vnyce think hes ukyo from samurai shodown, eating apples. lol

tell me where you live.

I don’t know if a lot of you guys are familiar with Love & Hip Hop(I don’t watch it, but I’ve caught a few episodes), but I’m sure you’ve heard of that sextape Stevie J’s Baby mother did… Charlemagne went HAM on that woman.

http://youtu.be/OYsokq4Mdvk

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

So, I did buy BBCP. Let me tell how bad the story is. I didn’t even make to a single fight before quitting it.

So, it looks like they finally fixed how Reactions are displayed on mobile when viewed in portrait mode… Bout time.

I just fast forward through the entire thing. It’s just a bunch of random nonsense with fan service thrown in here and there.

BooBoo has the worst sound effects. It’s straight up grating on the ears slaps. I don’t know how anyone plays or watches it.

Between my massive Dark Souls sessions, I’ve been screwing around a bit in training mode. Things have changed. For instance I could previously do any Ragna combo save for 22C whatever. Now, Im having trouble doing the throw>gauntlet hades combos and jc Blood Scythe. WTF did they do to this game? And Azarel(gym inspiration) uses links? Bleh. It almost makes me want to drop the character.

I got a rose garden, tomato plants, calamansi tree, avocados, chili peppers, and a guava tree

Yes i garden. No my girlfriend has nothing to do with it.

Oh and i live in socal, weather is nice

Lol 70 considered cold here

My front lawn is so small, i always wanted a big lawn so i could buy a riding mower.

Trimming bushes and all that stuff is taxing

i rip on you because i see you have potential. you can become enlightened if you just get over your fears. file size aside, HD is great. HD is truth. the problem starts from dudes’ realization that what they like isn’t what they really like. they can’t handle the truth HD gives them.

regular bangbros-esque garbage is gonna look bad in HD because those morons choose their girls off of nude Polaroids taped to a wall. they don’t know how to set up a scene that makes the girl look good. hell, they can’t even keep the pets of the talent from walking around in the background. go watch some Herge or MET-Art (or any Euro 30+megapixel porn photography studio). they have experience with HD because they regularly shoot with Hasselblad cameras, they know how correctly light and set up a scene, and they don’t shoot in some scumbag’s dingy condo.

(Hey, @Vynce, tell us how many apple trees you have so that we can pretend to care when one or more them dies due to how much humans have fucked up the environment. 'Kay, thanks.)

So, among other random things I remembered to look up in between last night and now, I finally remembered to try to find whatever song plays when Jill shows up and is beating Alice’s ass–so cathartic–at the end of Resident Evil: Retribution. For some reason, only that kinda terrible dubstep song “Hexes” is listed at the end of the movie. Then again, given that the movie itself is kinda terrible with the above scene being pretty much only reason to view any part of it, I suppose that’s fitting.

Regardless, that song is apparently “Flying Through the Air”, which is also fitting given that’s exactly what happened to Milia Jovo(vovo)vich when Sienna Guillory was aerial raving her all over the snow:

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6btu54EAm0

I suppose it’s a good thing I could find it easily or at all given how weird quite a few movies are about neither listing nor having songs from the movie on their soundtracks.

I’m curious: How did/do you feel about the premise of that Mirrors movie then?

Hunh. That’s weird. Knowing that admittedly does put a bit of a damper on my wanting to see that movie, though at the same time, being “produced” by certain people or individuals doesn’t necessarily mean there’s that much influence on what’s visibly in the film. After all, I Am Number Four was a surprisingly decent movie despite being produced by Michael Bay given pretty much everything else Mr. Bay touches in a directorial (read: an explosive) fashion.

Actually, it’s a funny story! We thought we only had 2 for the longest time. Then we noticed a couple others on the other side of this little stream that comes from the nearby lake. I mean, can you imagine?

Those people that are saying that are people that think “Loud Noises: The Movie”(Aka Paranormal Activity) is actually scary.

The Purge may as well have been a film about White People.

I just watched The Purge this past week and the shit was retarded. Everything that could’ve been done incorrectly in that movie was done incorrectly, and they took white people movie cliches and multiplied it by 10. Soooo bad. The sequel, however, does look promising.

There is no Hell. ONLY DARKNESS
-The Damned

(I like to think that Oculus is better than Paranormal Activity, if only because I’ve never had any interest in seeing any of the Paranormal Activity movies despite how “good” they supposedly are.)

That said, it wouldn’t really surprise me if the same (stupid) people who liked the Paranormal Activity movies liked Oculus. That doesn’t necessarily mean it’s anywhere near as bad as movie, though I am fully prepared to be disappointed despite how much I seem to be defending it.

Haha. That was actually one of my least nihilistic posts in a while.

Wait, so these aren’t trees you’ve grown then? They’re just ones that happen to be on your property? (Well, that’s boring.)

Congrats, you really have beaten Valaris as the whitest person for now.

i just learned today that paternity tests are illegal in france.
'fatherhood is determined by society not biology’
fucking europe

(Oh, that’s…interesting. notes that for later)

That’s not too surprising, though, since a lot of “family” courts here do the same thing when paternity is determined to not be the guy who signed the birth certificate but he still has to pay child support and/or alimony later.

Still, I have even less respect for modern France than I already did.

Only if we’re lucky and by that, I don’t mean to say that I believe in Hell in any way. It’s just that if Heaven and Hell did both exist, then it would be basically lose-lose anyway still since Heaven’s just a type of Hell. Oblivion is really the least horrible option, all things considered.

Ra’s al Ghul is a bad m’fer in Son of Batman :rofl:

My buddy just lent me his copy of Dragon’s Crown.
Probably going to roll a Sorceress named Matriarch at some point during my time with the game as I can no longer not connect that character with Matriarch’s av.

and people still want to live in that shit hole of a continent.

I like how they try to cover them not giving a fuck by hiding behind a bitchmade phrase like that.