The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

maxx · 2014-04-16T21:15:22.000Z

Vynce:

Oh if this cold snap messes with my apple trees, I’m going to be so mad.

this is officially the whitest sentence of the week. congrats

ElderGOD · 2014-04-16T21:34:06.000Z

Vynce:

Oh if this cold snap messes with my apple trees, I’m going to be so mad.

With this, Valaris no longer whitest kid on SRK.

Kromo · 2014-04-16T21:39:52.000Z

There is an important message about life here. I’m not sure what it is, but it’s there.

http://youtu.be/1IAXrxlDK6c

Raz0r · 2014-04-16T21:43:59.000Z

That’s me after one too many.

The_Epidemic · 2014-04-16T21:49:46.000Z

RockBogart:

I remember white people raving about how big Pipa Middleton’s ass was. Then I Googled that bitch. So disappointed. :sad:

Don’t be talking ill my cousin serf!!

Weeks · 2014-04-16T21:50:15.000Z

Vynce:

Oh if this cold snap messes with my apple trees, I’m going to be so mad.

i just put stuff into some raised beds. hours of heavy toil
two nights later we get freezing temperatures. of course.

Shaft_Agent · 2014-04-16T22:09:40.000Z

NastyManx can write. i might have to get him to rough draft the script to my porno.

that black chick’s tears are hilarious. like if Blacks and Latinos really wanted recognition for having amazing butts, they should have made exercise a priority to accentuate it instead of getting obese. recognize you’re wack and change it instead of complaining.

shit, the butt selfie girl mentioned in the article knew she was wack and changed it.

http://i.imgur.com/3ELdLzc.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mckwYMa.jpg

she’s still wack, but at least she’s tryin!!!

RockBogart:

I remember white people raving about how big Pipa Middleton’s ass was. Then I Googled that bitch. So disappointed. :sad:

Pippa Middleton’s nonexistent-while-standing butt is good in the way it fills out a dress when she bends over. it mainly just surprised people when she picked up Kate’s wedding dress. “oh! there’s more butt there than i thought” the crowd exclaimed as Pippa’s amazing calves and sexy robot walk still go ignored to this day. that’s what i’m disappointed about :sad:

KimuraLOX · 2014-04-16T22:15:32.000Z

Vynce:

Oh if this cold snap messes with my apple trees, I’m going to be so mad.

About 1,000 starving African kids died while I was reading this post ;_;

Kromo · 2014-04-16T22:20:34.000Z

Well, maybe if they had apple trees they wouldn’t be starving.

Sonicabid · 2014-04-16T22:50:04.000Z

mIRC:

One could say that lady is pretty buttmad.

http://puu.sh/8b7IM/5a2863b00e.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/a3yVl6Q.jpg

Mirror match?

white_shadow · 2014-04-16T23:05:01.000Z

I have to laud Person of Interest for constantly evolving the story in entertaining ways. I’m impressed on how they’ve maintained the premise of the show, without resorting to perfectly cloned plots.

Aslaug on Vikings, wtf is up with her DNA? She’s like that alien chick from Species, and every time she has a premonition about birthing some Terrigen Mist monstrosity.

She gives me the creeps, but still alluring…

Lagertha >>>>>> her regardless.

Blood Eagle! When I saw that scene all I could think was Nathan Explosion from Dethklok yelling “BRUUUUTAL!!!”

Shaft_Agent · 2014-04-16T23:35:38.000Z

white_shadow:

Aslaug on Vikings, wtf is up with her DNA? She’s like that alien chick from Species, and every time she has a premonition about birthing some Terrigen Mist monstrosity.

She gives me the creeps, but still alluring…

Lagertha >>>>>> her regardless.

i just got to the part where Aslaug was introduced.

Lagertha and Aslaug’s faces are like Yin and Yang: Lagertha’s is less symmetrical but more attractive, Aslaug’s is more symmetrical but less attractive- like what a computer would output if you told it “make a human face”

those puppies peeping out of that net dress doe… i almost tore my church pants.

and WTF at the American Version cutting out all the nudity? i’m tryin to see Floki’s girl’s merkin :mad:

Don_Barracuda · 2014-04-16T23:54:03.000Z

Kromo:

There is an important message about life here. I’m not sure what it is, but it’s there.

http://youtu.be/1IAXrxlDK6c

This movie showed heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin.

dab00g · 2014-04-16T23:55:33.000Z

RockBogart:

I remember white people raving about how big Pipa Middleton’s ass was. Then I Googled that bitch. So disappointed. :sad:

People have no clue what a nice curvaceous ass is. Seriously a big ass is important to me. I don’t like pancake ass.

If she has a donk, she gets my spunk

Watched that bob’s burgers about bronies

“i’m a girl so i can just watch it. These are men they live it”

axeman61 · 2014-04-16T23:59:16.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

*"why does this fried chicken i bought from Chinese Buffet taste so weird?
“Ruben Studdard’s throat singing album was so wack. he didn’t even sound like an authentic Tuvan”
"I SAW POOP STAINS *INSIDE HER BUTT! IT WAS POOP, GUYS! WTF!!!

why are you watching gross women do gross shit and getting mad it’s gross? you need to let a psychiatrist read some of your posts about porn so they can sort your *entire *life out.

You know… you’re right. I don’t like HD that much, or the fact that more and more torrents are pushing towards HD, but I thought about it. Yeah, it is pretty stupid to be into the things I’m into and be mad I might see the “cost of doing business” for those things. I don’t need that level of quality, but I should be geared to withstand it.

I’m hoping 720/1080p don’t become the norm (shorter file sizes mean more downloads), but I feel that I can adjust with this new machine. Someday.

Phantom_Angel · 2014-04-17T00:14:16.000Z

maxx:

this bitch bout to fuck the transmutation circle and summon demon devil pony

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1975239_540696116049558_2995835663326410692_n.jpg

She’s gonna sacrifice her entire Kindergarten class to summon the physical manifestation of @Kromo into the world… The Law of Equivalent Exchange.

Speaking of, I had a dream similar to this last night. Don’t remember it completely, but I had two rings with red stones on my right hand, and one got charged by some kind of red electricity from a transmutation circle that my “mentor” created. The other didn’t because it was “fake.” That’s what I get for watching The Vampire Diaries and Being Human all day .

shatterstar · 2014-04-17T00:28:38.000Z

RockBogart:

Apple Pies

shut yo 2-for-1 eatin’ ass up.

Vynce · 2014-04-17T00:32:51.000Z

Whatever, busters. My apple tree is glorious. I’ll post pics when the apple blossoms bloom-if that even happens now.

Phantom_Angel · 2014-04-17T00:37:12.000Z

shatterstar:

mcnuggets and the mcrib is like the only thing that McDonald’s serve that’s even remotely edible.

Premium McWrap? That thing is amazing… I almost exclusively get that when I go to McD’s.

GreyFoxx · 2014-04-17T00:38:39.000Z

Vynce:

Oh if this cold snap messes with my apple trees, I’m going to be so mad.

Sad to say this post and the comments following it have caused me to spill my apple juice in laughter. Well played good sir.