The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

Manx · 2014-04-15T23:23:50.000Z

@RockBogart I run no firewalls at all. Only my router for NAT and the windows shit. That’s about as fancy as it gets here. Not running no Matryoshka* shit.
:tup:

*Matryoshka is the name of the fictional firewall that the hacker in the short story I abandoned years ago conceived and created. It’s a pretty neat concept and I should finish it someday. Perhaps I’ll post the relevant parts here in The Lounge. It’s a much more compelling read then La Petit Toilette.

Don_Barracuda · 2014-04-15T23:30:49.000Z

dayum future wife

Spoiler

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1975144_667088373357117_1469300628_n.png

I wish

Joshkaz · 2014-04-15T23:31:19.000Z

My future ex wife.

Amazing_Funbags · 2014-04-15T23:34:08.000Z

http://youtu.be/LT1ycFs618g

HAHA WTF are you doing CoD?

Joshkaz · 2014-04-15T23:35:10.000Z

Might have to buy CoD Ghosts now

The_Epidemic · 2014-04-15T23:37:58.000Z

I would actually buy ghosts again just for that lolol…would buy two copies if they let ghostface be the announcer

Shadow_Ace · 2014-04-15T23:41:16.000Z

RockBogart:

Shadow_Ace:

a grown ass man being on probation is fucking hilarious

So you’re not aware of how the justice system works? Word?

Get back to work Ace.

dont be petty, rockb the kind of nigga that peels the skin of his chicken mcnuggets

I know that stealing a pack of twisslers and getting your wig split by the clerk is not worth all that

The_Epidemic · 2014-04-15T23:43:17.000Z

You mean twizzlers?? dumb ass nigga…smh

Amazing_Funbags · 2014-04-15T23:47:35.000Z

I may buy Snoop as the MP announcer to see how he stacks up against Ice Cube from BO1

http://youtu.be/cobVwJx75G8

Shadow_Ace · 2014-04-15T23:48:21.000Z

The_Epidemic:

You mean twizzlers?? dumb ass nigga…smh

I dont have to take abuse from someone who drinks dollar general variety teas

The_Damned · 2014-04-15T23:53:35.000Z

(Yeah, @Weeks, you probably need to break up this one or at least take some time apart. And by “take some time apart”, I mean “develop an alibi for when she goes missing”.)

There were way too many people out past midnight last night due to the lunar eclipse. Shame I couldn’t bring out my telescope considering it’s trapped under a lot of my useless father’s junk.

Matriarch:

So the Department of Education is pulling a massive profit from student loan interest and they’re still set on raising rates.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/14/student-loan-profits_n_5149653.html

This is really unsurprising. Not sure if there’s anything else that can be said about it since there’s nothing that can be done about it that wouldn’t border on “treason”. [Insert hydra-related meme here.]

SWBeta:

Which one of you oblivious ass niggas was #9? http://www.tickld.com/x/21-oblivious-men-that-are-now-single-for-a-reason-number-7-is-just-painful

Heh. The only really oblivious one to me was #19 since that girl was actually being straightforward; maybe the card game one too, though being drunk kinda blurs things.

#13 is kinda fucked up though, even before he points out that she made a point of gushing over her boyfriend multiple times before.

Manx:

HI guys.

This week’s already been a blur. I’ve…celebrated passover…

…Wait, you’re Jewish?

Regardless, happy 365 Survival Day. Kinda sucks that yours is always on Tax Day, but if you’re another person who doesn’t celebrate it, then I guess it doesn’t matter. Not as bad as having your birthday on September 11th nowadays like at least a couple of people I’ve known.

ThePurpleBunny · 2014-04-15T23:53:54.000Z

Shadow_Ace:

The_Epidemic:

You mean twizzlers?? dumb ass nigga…smh

all that wal-mart tea going to your head I see…foolish clown

http://www.hersheys.com/twizzlers/images/twizzlers/home/hershey_twizzlers_strawberry_16oz.png

What he drinks that tea with. Helps him spell the name right.

Shadow_Ace · 2014-04-16T00:02:37.000Z

RockBogart:

Shadow_Ace:

dont be petty, rockb the kind of nigga that peels the skin of his chicken mcnuggets

I know that stealing a pack of twisslers and getting your wig split by the clerk is not worth all that

Who the fuck eats chicken mcnuggets? And did he just refer to that stuff on the chicken mcnugget as skin? This nigga thinks chicken nuggets have skin?

Please don’t breed.

its a joke, sit your hostile black ass down… lol

but the black panther movie being made is

Amazing_Funbags · 2014-04-16T00:17:13.000Z

To distract from SA’s ineptitude and cause I missed a Tuesday last week, have some Karina Hart.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/XMY0MDm.gif

Manx · 2014-04-16T00:31:31.000Z

The_Damned:

…Wait, you’re Jewish?

Regardless, happy 365 Survival Day. Kinda sucks that yours is always on Tax Day, but if you’re another person who doesn’t celebrate it, then I guess it doesn’t matter. Not as bad as having your birthday on September 11th nowadays like at least a couple of people I’ve known.

Thanks. And no, not Jewish. Most people here should know by now which religion I’m currently denouncing. We celebrate Christ’s death. Not really passover, but it’s on the same date and ties in with it because it’s the version that Jesus performed the night he died.

Was about to skip it, but I kinda had to go, and I wanted to see my friend. :tup:

Okazaki_III · 2014-04-16T00:34:25.000Z

I’m surprised Weeks seems casual about it, although emotions don’t travel well in online postings.

I have zero tolerance to shit like that from females or anyone for that matter. I dont have much time for pleasures in life. My car, sex, videogames, going gym and widescreen TV with Sky Sports HD are just about it.

A bitch that fucks with that just to get at me? Nahh man. She will get smacked

dab00g · 2014-04-16T01:08:41.000Z

If you are a virgin past 20 you are a wierdo

Black guys always claiming to lose their v at 10 years old

Weeks · 2014-04-16T01:11:12.000Z

yeah guys i did what had to be done. single again. erased from my life.
she broke my xbox…the minecraft world me and my son had been working on for months…
i’m staying single for the rest of my life man. i swear to god, it’s what i get for diving into a new relationship right out of marriage. let this be a lesson to you, no matter how awesome she seems, when push comes to shove, get the fuck outta there!!!

Weeks · 2014-04-16T01:12:21.000Z

also speaking of probation, my friend just got put on probation as a convicted felon for five years.
caught with shit on his computer apparently. won’t divulge the details

Hatred_Edge · 2014-04-16T01:13:38.000Z

dab00g:

If you are a virgin past 20 you are a wierdo

Black guys always claiming to lose their v at 10 years old

Broken home hood chicks are stay free like a fish out of water. Isn’t that right @Black_Jaguar?