DC really should focus again on their animation…sucks it was so short…
Niglet hush. All your money goes to refurbished PS3’s, DKC bobbleheads and FFXIV
I never get phrases on shirts. I like pictures.
Words and a logo just don’t do it. I need a drawing or some image on the shirt. Not just words.
Lol at all the fat women/white guys wearing your shirts maxx, you got a market there in the weeaboos thinking they are ironic and trendy with their soft shirts.
Keep it up though. Make the nerds think they are cool. Send shit to the celtics. Maybe send some tweets to daniel pudi or ashton kutcher
don’t forget- i called StinkyMaxx blowing up a decade ago.
bitches.
wait till i drop these vibrating codpieces i’m making doe, soon i blow up and rich too.
you don’t know true terror until your sole bathroom lightbulb has burned out when you’re taking a shit.
at least i was seated in the right place.
Thanks mang. Might have to buy one or two of them, but I can’t see my old ass wearing it in public. 
30 minutes from morning news. Can’t wait to see what newest WTF is going on in the world. past that, I’m hoping today will show me what I want to see stocks-wise. I burn to jump back in and would love to hit some loot for summer.
-Starhammer-
Might have to go watch that movie now. A little bit of the ol’ ultraviolence to start my day.
-Starhammer-
Man card REVOKED. Any man knows the layout of his relief station. You are pitiful.
What are you talking about? Maybe he couldn’t tell when his asshole was clean and he could stop wiping.
bam, learned lars in like 25 minutes in ttt2. i think i learned him in tekken 6, but ive long forgotten. now i can stop losing to his dumbass every now and then. i understand the dumb shit these subpar players were doing, that i was losing to now.
as much as people say tekken is hard, and it has its difficulties, i could learn like 5 characters a day easily, to the point of at the very least being able to acknowledge what the character is doing or about to do in a match. anyways, its been fun getting into ttt2 the past couple months after not taking tekken serious for almost 4 years. i think i got on the train pretty quickly again, and even better then before. i actually have mishimas now who can play both sides solid, with 2p naturally being the better side, but i can wave dash and electric, wavedash iws, with about an 70-80 percent ratio of accuracy on the 1p side, which is pretty good on stick, especially by american standards, and im just getting better every week.
had to drop the lady off at the airport at like 530am, and with the day off, gonna just chill in the early part of the morning playing some tekken. lol. also, man, ttt2 online makes me rage sometimes. i think because its a game ive played for so long, and to lose to some of these average ass players who will do the dumbest shit back to back, then talk shit is annoying as fuck, especially when they wont run sets. they just take their win and dip, then if you invite them, they will try to play you like you suck. bitch, your mashing lars/bob/hwo/miguel like a moron, while im playing hei/whoever, and trying to actually properly space, side step, side walk, punish. you are just mashing shit into launch, to combo, then mash more.
its my bad though, ive calmed down my play style the last couple days, and its paid off a lot vs players okay enough to mash through to wins, but not good enough to patiently out play you. im an aggressive player in general, and in tekken, which works for me usually, because im also a fairly decent player, but sometimes i have to expect an idiot to wakeup hop kick (that i could constantly punish, but im like nah, lemme mix it up, they may be catching on. nope, theyre idiots and i just ate wakeup hop kick.lol), or do the same chain into low ender 4 times in a row, or to NEVER BLOCK MY LOWS. i havent played players that stupid, ever, so this is all new to me. lol. all the players i grew up playing with were already established good/great players, who told me to stop mashing, and to be patient (maryland style), so i never really understood how to deal with nuts, and nuts are way more powerful in ttt2 then in any other previous tekken, which the last one i played serously was DR before i moved.
with that said, yeah, sometimes i get salty when players are just trolling, so i dont take it too serious, then they win and pop off. i be trying to get sets in for like 20+ matches, fools be just trying to win and run. i guess its been a long time since ive played online. last game i played on xbox live was mvc2 when it was at its peak, so i kinda forgot how nutty people are, and how much of an asshole/troll they can be, even if they arent that good, but i think 90 percent of people have been pretty cool though, even those that have beaten the shit out of me (only about 2 people, and i have no idea about jinpachi, ogre, and am learning vs wang).
my rant reminds me of one of perfect legend responses to pr balrog discussing the difference in skill and training practices in japan vs here, and cdjr basically said that, we’re quick to pop off at each other because you won, even though the person might not understand the matchup, which says a lot about our mentality here, and our competitive hunger that also holds us back at times. i dont pop off to anyone that eats all my throws, and like 80 percent of my lows with hei, because there are like 50+ characters in teh game, and very few people play good mishimas online, let along a good hei, so theyre learning. i invite players to 1v1 rooms after quick matches all the time, whether they be scrubs or not. im all about playing, learning, and getting better. all that ego trip shit is lame. save that for when the game/s we’re actually god like at in the world is more then just Vs games that no one plays except america.
/rant
also, i fucking hate ogre. i cant read his god damn limbs, and the nigga be flying. lol. i dont really lose to ogres though, because there arent a lot of competent ones, but i be just winging it with mad electrics, and rushing that shit down. seriously though, i cannot read his limbs for the life of me. i need to understand his weaknesses soon, probably later today, because i hate when someone pics that big, dumb ass character.
Tekken sucks.
I just took so much hair of my body. Spring cleaning, mane.
I just got questioned in the break room for the same thing. The Sarah Bryant pic made me fucking lose it.
The sad thing is that girl thinks she’s famous now.
Annnnd her twitter went dead.
dirty white boy
also
lol, those girls were like, um, uhh, um. she had a pretty decent hit ratio, but even the girls who were into dick, still were like, um, okay sure i guess. a couple of them girls were thirsty too. there were some haters in the comments, but i be seeing dudes do the same shit like this and pull mad girls, so why you hating when a chick is picking up girls too. people are just prudes, and mad no hot chicks make it easy for them to pull, when dating is just a numbers game if you have at least mildly decent looks. just one day strap up your boots and go try all day. there are horny hot girls everywhere, lonely too.
Girl Picking Up Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z-cuNnotDU
so i got this sad blow job last night.
my former go-to booty call hit me up like “what’s up, wanna chill?” this is a classic booty call chick as in i’m never talking to this girl in public before 1am…but anyway, she comes over and she’s a lil drunk (normal), but she goes on to say that she just broke up with her boyfriend…obviously i’m not really giving that much of a fuck, but i’m like “awww that’s sad”, in my mind i’m like “you should probably not be over here.” but i was nursing a hangover and wanted to lay down so i’m like “yeah, i was about to lay down, so…” and we roll to the bedroom. long story short, i got some dome and went to sleep (nigga got work in the morning!) woke up around 3-4am and she was getting dressed. i’m pretty sure she shed some tears, but what i’m s’posed to do?! so i was like “ttyl” and went back to sleep.
Picking up girls for a casual or friendly date isn’t that hard. You might even be able to get them curious enough to try stuff with you.
The hard part is getting them to see you as something beyond a novelty and into any kind of committed relationship.
The worst is when they try and use you to basically get the attention of guys or pull the “I have a boyfriend, but he’s ok if I have a girlfriend too” thing.
I have a hard time believing you could be seen as a novelty with such a glowing aura. Your radiance would placate anyone within a two hundred foot radius; preventing any ill will.
When you look like that no shit is it easy
damn son…just damn…lol
so its easier for a chic to scoop up another with minimal effort from what ive heard, the manish looking chics usally get hoodrats for free