The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

I spoke to him in English. If that’s offensive I suggest moving back to your country of origin.

Go for ironic justice and key the shit out of his car when nobody is looking.

It kicks everyone’s ass especially once you get past level 500.

My tone is almost always the same unless I’m very angry, btw. I just said, “hey, remember me? I just came in for some key copies.” I didn’t yell at him, belittle him, or anything. I explained how he made two copies of one key instead of one copy each of two keys. If you can’t handle that, get a better job or kill yourself.

Racism vs Razor. 7-3. Bout went to decision, judges ruled it a tie

:lol:

I don’t want to be that guy, but this is America. If I had to learn the languages of every person who lived here I would never get shit done. Or be forced to stick to shops and vendors that speak English or Spanish. It’s ridiculous. If you learn English you can communicate with your customers and give your business a better chance of succeeding. You’re a Paki dude in a Hispanic neighborhood and don’t want to learn English or Spanish and wonder why your shit is sinking?

My bad, I was just expounding on PA’s point. Didn’t expect to get ninja’d that damn bad :lol:

lol…saw some girls status about the most romantic shit she seen was a dude opening the door for his girl today. lmfao. mannnn this generation makin it too easy for me to get dem panties off.

It’ll only get easier from here on out for guys like you Maxx. Enjoy the feast.

And the 7 children. What 7 children? You’ll see… in time.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

@Raz0r‌ growing up and joining the old geezers like me. :sad:

its because you white man. dont let them hold you down. if you would have dragged him from behind the counter, he would have been screaming bloody murder like a wannabe tough guy turned bitch, but you still wouldnt have your key, so good for you in walking away, even though he needed to be punched in his face.

That’s…really sad, actually. She must either not get out much, or date complete assholes. Sounds like a girl who’s used to hearing “Come 'ere, bitch,” and responding with “Yes, daddy.” It’s a shame…

In fact, this is just like the “He got money” girl:
http://youtu.be/op2pK_w8_oY

I am finally in the new lounge. It smells a little funky, and I don’t know where the bathroom is, but once Martian has been here for a while and RockB gets in here, it will go back to that Reefer and White Guilt smell I got so accustomed to.

You have no idea how much of his day you made by saying that.

Keys are like $3 to make? Not a big loss, go somewhere else, you’ve probably wasted that on food that wasn’t worth that before. But now you gotta be wondering if the crazy guy made copies of yours for himself to keep now. The keymaster. Gremlins 3, Leprechaun in razors hood.

But I had the same sorta thing happen at a radioshaq, [sic]

Trying to do video game signals into my portable DVD player just needed a splitter or RW/Y female on both sides, as it came with one proprietary in, to do something stupid in the end but its my choice and I knew what works without needing help. Guy was arguing with me about selling me higher priced crap I didn’t need and even saying my screen can’t be used for input. Then why do I need to buy what you’re throwing in front of me?

I had the box brand new right there with me. He brashly opened the shit up with a zacto knife out of his pocket, didn’t say he could do that. Showing him the toggle button/insert spots for Video input. He still didn’t get it. Loud and belligerent making customers look this way stopped in their tracks. Fine, I’ll buy both cables to make you shut up. Went home, tried both, didn’t need the expensive one he wouldn’t stop shilling and it didn’t work, just like I thought. Went back right then and there and returned that shit. He wasn’t there for the return.

Yep, now I can watch Tv at the same time as doing Sean wheelkicks on original Xbox live here. Couldn’t see if I won the match or not, probably, smallass screen. But this was the ghetto “picture in picture” or waiting for a match while doing something else and then I can switch back to the bigger real TV screen.

On arc trainer. Dying

Keep it up, Vyncenzio.
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that was like 6-7-8 years ago, so I’ve been playing my game longer than phantom and his game have been alive with their happy birthday to carl cloberz like he’s a real person

Original XBOX live SF:AE with 3s and CVS2 were still online when SF4 was out, still played a lot until it was gone, but it got phased out that year I think? For the dumbest reason, so xbox360 people could have 100 friends, an update to the limits! Have fun notifications every 2 seconds while you play games and not with those 100 people anyway.

X360 had SF:AE backwards compat, with weird sounds on KO and online play allowed but CVS2 got screwed and couldn’t thru xbox 360, where you can have a game save and replays on 3s. In the memory on the HDD, the files are small.

There goes that Xbox huge, marketing with the 30,000 “blocks” of free space. X blocks. Shut the fuck up sonic track and field, last place not black man. Xbox, blocks, of which a swapped out HDD meant emulators and MAME. And Free Marvel Capcom 2, just wacky xbox version. Brother did that to his. A godsend during boring nothing to do Thanksgiving family get togethers, that one genesis game with the army guys and flamethrowers, grenade tossing, all 2D. Forgot the name, shit.

& CVS2 was the first Xbox online fighting game? It was harder to find anybody to play, and they used the same menus for SF:AE SF2 and SF3, just updated and better utility/usability to host a match, instead of having to search exact parameters every time and usually get no results even if people were hosting matches and rooms.

I’m waiting for the day that Epidemic takes a Mr.Satan-eque pic of him standing over a Chimp and posts it here gloating.

I know you still play, Hax. Most of these other guys, however, don’t even play fighters seriously anymore… They shouldn’t reserve the right to complain about people joining for games they don’t like. I mean, they have to understand… People aren’t going to be playing MvC2/3S/CvS2 forever, and nobody’s going to be joining SRK for them in this day and age, especially not people who aren’t from that era. What they’re actually doing is alienating new FG players with no discrimination other than the simple fact that they joined after a certain date. With that logic, new people aren’t welcome to the scene. That’s complete bullshit and the ones advocating that way of thinking are the ones who need to GTFO because they’re not needed or wanted. This isn’t even a problem for me, because my FG resume is A LOT longer than those of these 2-3 game “OGs,” so they can’t tell me anything. Giving a young, up and coming player shit because they weren’t around to experience the same games as you is retarded. At the very least, acknowledge the newer players that respect and show interest in the games the “OGs” consider classics.