Remember the person that tried to call me drake was someone that also thinks all black people look the same, don’t take that shit to heart son. I already told you if anyone I look like Immortal Techs brother lol. Drake looks like what would happen if Will Smith had sex with Minnie mouse.
I did defend Nick Cannon. I have gone fishing. Once. I have yelled “WILSON!”. Once. I have said “I can’t even” multiple times. Now I just look at people dumbfounded and put my hand under my chin whenever they say something retarded.
And who the fuck hasn’t thought about traveling back in time? What kind of retarded question was that?
I would do so many stupid things by traveling back in time. Like none of it would be to change history, just troll past people with an iPhone and watch their god damn minds explode.
“Listen to this track that will release in 240 years, shit is godlike peasants, you can’t die of syphilis yet this is the best part!”
White men being sissies? I would think so.
-Mad at other men for their women banging them
-Tolerates anything they do under the rationale of "they’re women, what can you do?"girl shrug
-Likes femdon
-Keeps remarrying after being torn asunder by women and the state.
-Enjoy wearing women’s panties and such.