The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

Technically it’s a free game if you main Sabrewolf.

The other characters cost like, 4 bucks each. So if you want the full character roster it’s a $20 dollar game. If you don’t care about some of the characters, then it’s even cheaper. They’re adding new crap all the time though. It’s a pretty interesting premise for a FTP fighting game. I like it.

Hell, I know I would take this setup over Slow Fighter IV’s new editions, where I’m mainly buying a new $40 (ON TOP OF TWO OTHER 60 DOLLAR PURCHASES) game just for balance patches and system changes when the only two characters I even fucking play are Cammy and Gen. :rofl:

What you mean to say is that you auto-pilot Cammy, and then you try to play Gen sometimes.

Damn straight. :coffee:

Now if we’re talking Alpha 3…

You suck with Gen in Alpha 3 too.

You don’t even know :mad:

Spoiler

Even though it’s true…

But that’s not the character I play in it anyway.

You should try again! But maybe with a SFW ver:

Not yet. Got tired of waiting to see when it would be back in stock :lol:

edit: holy FUCK it spiked in price!

@Joshkaz @Sonicabid @WTF-AKUMA-HAX‌

Do you coons know any other game that’s like Dragon’s Dogma?
I’ve finally burnt myself out after 5 playthroughs and have been searching high and low for a game that offers the same experience. Open world action rpg.

Well, there’s Skyrim and the Souls games.

I told you to order it at that price :coffee:

Ol Gorilla Head trying to play the waiting game with Amazon. You Fool.

I have Skyrim, but I was thinking about something with a bit faster paced combat.
Which is why I’m not a fan of the Souls games. I don’t mind hard games (I am the Cween of Contra) I don’t like how sluggish it feels.

In terms of Dragon’s Dogma? No.
Souls is probably the closest you’ll get.

So I’m doing these prints for a track zealot. He asks me in rhetoric:

“Son, do you know how fast the average person runs?”

I myself thinking I’m pretty average say

“Well I’m pretty slow man, so I’d say 25 mph?”

Cause that’s what I can clock in at. Dude chuckles shakes his head and before he can tell me he leaves with a “Nope.” Cause I have more customers to help out.

Was that a poor guess? Cause I didn’t really think about it.

He probably left thinking every N on the planet believes they’re Usain bolt.

Yeah, it’s pretty easy for us to realize that.

Kingdoms of Amular! :tup:

Edit: Amalur. My bad lol.

The Average person runs 1 mile per year.
Get it? Cuz most of the world is fat and lazy.

Seriously though. 25MPH is like Usain Bolt territory. Thats like the 1% tier.
The average is like 5mph or some shit.

Damn I thought Usain bolt was some supreme insane like 40 mph? :::okay that’s an exageration I thought it was like 30 something?

Usain’s fastest run speed was clocked in at like 28mph

Back when I was playing Football and Baseball in actual organized teams, I think I was easily pulling 10MPH at a full, balls out sprint. Maybe a little faster.

Then I fucked up my shoulder, couldnt play sports anymore and got chunky. That’s how life works I guess. Been trying to cut weight lately though. Eating less and excercising more etc, etc.

Also I think it’s cheetahs that break the 40MPH barrier. It doesnt matter how dark your ass is, you aint catching a cheetah.