The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

[Black_Jaguar]

On my way back from Target, replenishing my grape soda supply, I noticed there were seven unopened Lunchables in the rocks by the local library. One of my favorite varieties from the look of it too, Turkey/American. It took every ounce of willpower I had to not be a bummy nigga and pick them all up.

But damn tho, seven

You somehow turned black while I was gone, the fuck happened.

You were my Yang

[AYO]

Just saw they made a Lightning Returns Ps3 controller and it looks slick as fuck. Might go up to gamestop tomorrow and grab it or the gold one.

Is it like Lightning’s tittays on each side or something? Complete with orgasmic sound effects?

Now that could be worth money.

[SNAAAAKE]

hannibal’s dinner party food is about to get tested !!

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Had a white kid today tell me that she can’t deal with kids who speak “taco.” I ask her where she got that from, she told me her mom says it a lot.

Fucking shitty parents, I swear…

Visited family who always lived in the LA area. Los Aaan-gel-ezz

They had taco bell to feed the 12-14 people around. Hardshell everything. “How can anyone eat a taco that isn’t a hardshell. I don’t understand it. Hey what is the Dorito taco, hard or soft, if its soft I don’t want it!”

Maybe they will never know the realness, open face. My order request reminded people of such a thing as the “quesadilla,” using some semblance of an actual tortilla. Maybe next year. When the Angels are Los Angeles Angels sponsored by Tacos jaliscos

Fucking opera browser doesn’t acknowledge quesadilla as a word!

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Shadow Ace confirmed worst employee.

:tup:

And you’re the worst person. You the reason that when I type in “Gina Carano” on Google “feet” is the first thing that comes up. Not tits, not ass, but fucking feet.

You type that into google and not tumblr?

You’re whats wrong with American cheese, in that lunchables -thats why the kids left em there after they jacked em from the target.

gifs cuz everyone copying rockB

(shaft’s double spoilered, doesn’t work that way? utub googled = 2 instances only. “NoHopeForTheHumanRace facebook timeline” )

[Cryoh]

Just saw they made a Lightning Returns Ps3 controller and it looks slick as fuck. Might go up to gamestop tomorrow and grab it or the gold one.

Is it like Lightning’s tittays on each side or something? Complete with orgasmic sound effects?

Now that could be worth money.

I doubt that Lightning is capable of having a orgasm, let alone show any sort of emotion. What a boring character, yet Square-Enix decided to force her wooden ass into three games.

[Sonicabid]

http://i.imgur.com/LrkhFUH.png

Play Path of Exile, guys.

I was spamming trade chat trying to sell one of my swords so I can buy a new & improved one. Then, a developer at GGG(Grind Gears Games, POE’s developers) kindly told me to shut the fuck up.

http://i.imgur.com/bGrNmYd.jpg

[angelpalm]

The only facial expression Lightning has is either a blank stare or slight look of angst that she uses instead of talking like a fucking adult. Crono had a better range of emotion lol.

Gonna have my girl watch all of the first season of Jojo so she can catch up to stardust crusaders, she was loving that episode even though she saw that part before in that shitty ova. She was cracking up at Jojo calling his mom a bitch.

edit: I asked in the anime thread even though I forget most of those guys probably don’t read american comics but based off that Marvel Disc show IF you could have any super hero(heroine) as a pokemon which one would you choose and how would you evolve them?

DOUBLE CAP LOCK EDIT: TOO BE FAIR SONICNEGRO YOU ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK SOMETIMES MY DUDE. FUCKING PUT THAT BLUNT DOWN AND FOCUS ON KEEPING YOUR THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF SOMETIMES. WILL DO WONDERS FOR YOUR SOCIAL LIFE.

[Sonicabid]

The only facial expression Lightning has is either a blank stare or slight look of angst that she uses instead of talking like a fucking adult. Crono had a better range of emotion lol.

Gonna have my girl watch all of the first season of Jojo so she can catch up to stardust crusaders, she was loving that episode even though she saw that part before in that shitty ova. She was cracking up at Jojo calling his mom a bitch.

edit: I asked in the anime thread even though I forget most of those guys probably don’t read american comics but based off that Marvel Disc show IF you could have any super hero(heroine) as a pokemon which one would you choose and how would you evolve them?

**DOUBLE CAP LOCK EDIT: TOO BE FAIR SONICNEGRO YOU ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK SOMETIMES MY DUDE. ** FUCKING PUT THAT BLUNT DOWN AND FOCUS ON KEEPING YOUR THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF SOMETIMES. WILL DO WONDERS FOR YOUR SOCIAL LIFE.

http://i.minus.com/ilBrskRf5A65Y.gif

MAN IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOUR PENTIUM 3 CAN’T RUN PATH OF EXILE SO YOU CAN’T EXPERIENCE ITS GREATNESS, SO INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO PLAY DND BOARD GAMES.

I HOPE YOUR GIRL SNIPS YOUR BALLSACK IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR ANIMU MARATHON WITH ONE OF THESE AFTER FUNBAGS IS DONE GARDENING ELDERGOD’S IMAGINARY MANSION:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Hedge_Trimming_-Kolkata_2005-08-10_02050.JPG/800px-Hedge_Trimming-_Kolkata_2005-08-10_02050.JPG

[angelpalm]

Man if you want to play with us all you have to is ask.

I might run a game too, but it’s gonna be balls to walls with everyone throwing fireballs at each other in shit on some Slayers craziness. Well, after I get used to working this fucking job.

edit: I am gonna have one of you nerds build me a beast machine once I get a few of these paychecks in my bank…especially since I am less likely to want to spend money on a PS4 until something good comes out.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Because many parents are still kids themselves. Young twenty even thirty something parents think they’ll be a friend to their child. Others were raised by ignorant parents themselves and thus keep the cycle or idiocy going. Stupid people tend to pop out more kids cause that’s all they learn to do.

True.

Target had 20% off like all the LEGO’s, almost. they had 3 of these, boxes all beat up, it didn’t ring up with the price scanners and at the counter the lady took it away and kept asking me to give up my ID - to get some credit card. “We aren’t supposed to sell these until July 1st!”

http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Mutation-Chamber-Unleashed-79119

Look at that hobo sewer stained wifebeater bald motherfucker. Victor. Who. Exactly.

A stark contrast to Mesh ninja facemask Scorpion looking Raph.

All the neon, it being a location, and imprinted clear pieces, shit’s tight. “Available Now” lying ass lady. :nono:

[Sonicabid]

I actually have no clue as to how to play DND. All I know is that pretty much every RPG of every type borrowed a lot of elements from it.

Does Neesa keep the DND scores tallied on a piece of paper she hides between her bra & left titty? Whenever you guys are on TS let me know, I’ll come in so you can all hear my wonderful voice.

[Manx]

Perhaps I should just watch more television, but no one informed me that House MD’s third episode got so graphic in the beginning (sex wise. That’s a new term I’ma have to start using “sex wise.” Bitch, you know you a hoe. I can smell how Sex Wise you are from here. Or, Bitch I’ma lie you on your back and do it to you Sex Wise). That’s pretty heavy for network television. :tup:

[maxx]

blue mountain state the movie…best thing ive heard all day. that show is the best thing to come out of spike tv besides the lw season of the ultimate fighter.

Thad Castle Announces A “Blue Mountain State” Movie Is In The Works

[Manx]

Does Neesa keep the DND scores tallied on a piece of paper she hides between her bra & left titty? Whenever you guys are on TS let me know, I’ll come in so you can all hear my wonderful voice.

Take notes, Shaft Agent. This is what you should also be doing. :tup:

[AYO]

Does Neesa keep the DND scores tallied on a piece of paper she hides between her bra & left titty? Whenever you guys are on TS let me know, I’ll come in so you can all hear my wonderful voice.

Take notes, Shaft Agent. This is what you should also be doing. :tup:

Putting notes under his left titty…?

[MechWarrior]

Earth 2 Superman is god. That is all.

There is only one God, and he isn’t a man.
As shown.

The only god there is simply IS.

Because many parents are still kids themselves. Young twenty even thirty something parents think they’ll be a friend to their child. Others were raised by ignorant parents themselves and thus keep the cycle or idiocy going. Stupid people tend to pop out more kids cause that’s all they learn to do.

Having said that I hate how as I work in a theme park I see it everyday. Kids being imprinted with the idea that, if you complain over trivial things in life you can get others to give you want you want.

Whites do this the most and like to demand seeing a manager Black people always throw race into stupid issues. Asians like to cheat the system and feign ignorance by speaking their native language to try to make it seem like they’re fobs. Latinos just swear a lot and are vulgar in front of their already fat kids… Poor kids will never get a chance to break out of that cycle. I’m amazed I did!

Oh yeah and finally gays feel entitled to everything. Many have disability passes they try to use to bypass lines. Fuck everyone here! Wait in line for 2 hours like everyone else! No disability passes, no fastpasses no single rider. Let’s do it the old fashioned way! One line.

All of this is objective truth. Entirely so.

Also, it’s funny you mention whites being bad with this; 100% white irish here. What’s a stereotype, again? Kappa

[thurst]

I got my taxes done by an old whispering Russian dude named Voltyek Kadnikov, or something like that.
He was telling me all of this crazy ass information about taxes and deductions and shit. Felt like I was being breifed on a mission for the KGB

http://www.trmk.org/forums/images/smilies/secret.gif

his former clients include wesley snipes. pray you don’t get audited, my nigga.

[AYO]

So Darkseid can make Superhumans instantly fap with one punch?

Impressive.

[Missing_Person]

Does Neesa keep the DND scores tallied on a piece of paper she hides between her bra & left titty? Whenever you guys are on TS let me know, I’ll come in so you can all hear my wonderful voice.

Take notes, Shaft Agent. This is what you should also be doing. :tup:

Shaft wears a bra?