The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

Starhammer · 2014-04-26T15:54:56.000Z

Autocrat1:

So “Yo dick so big” is the new “Yo momma” joke?

My dick so big I tried to tie my shoes with MY MIND.

“My house is a dictatorship. I rule with an IRON DICK!”

-Starhammer-

Manx · 2014-04-26T16:57:44.000Z

WTF? These tickets are $50!!! :wow:

. . . The things i do for friends.

Show better be good. :tup:

Combo_Knight · 2014-04-26T17:19:53.000Z

@swbeta.

Come on dawg it’s time to be a pal and teach me how to zafina.

SWBeta · 2014-04-26T18:26:34.000Z

Combo_Knight:

@swbeta.

Come on dawg it’s time to be a pal and teach me how to zafina.

My PS3 broke months ago. I can’t play any blu-ray games. So you out of luck, son.

Pertho · 2014-04-26T18:28:27.000Z

Wait a minute. This nigga right there was busting my balls 'bout dodging him now he pretending his PS3 broke?

Man, GTFO with that shit. Ain’t never seen somebody roll cancel excuses but goddamn, nigga adding extra invincibility frames to his softness.

Combo_Knight · 2014-04-26T18:31:58.000Z

SWBeta:

Combo_Knight:

@swbeta.

Come on dawg it’s time to be a pal and teach me how to zafina.

My PS3 broke months ago. I can’t play any blu-ray games. So you out of luck, son.

oh you never…aw man…aw damn…

da fuq.

SWBeta · 2014-04-26T19:16:55.000Z

Pertho:

Wait a minute. This nigga right there was busting my balls 'bout dodging him now he pretending his PS3 broke?

Man, GTFO with that shit. Ain’t never seen somebody roll cancel excuses but goddamn, nigga adding extra invincibility frames to his softness.

I just wanted to see what your response would be

I actually have a 2nd PS3 in the house, but that one is almost always in use by someone else. I can still mollywhop your non-Spyro playing ass (and I guess I can still play CK in tekken)
I’m still trying to play one of these days doe, so what’s good…

@CK, if you were watching my streams on the regular, you would have actually seen the beginning moments of my blu-ray laser dying. Started to happen around the time I got Lightning Returns. Lots of freezing. For a while, I couldn’t beat the game because when I killed the final boss, the ending cutscene would freeze. One day I put in MGR and the PS3 said “Disc not readable”. Tried like 5 other games. That shit dead. @Autocrat1‌ and @"Phantom Angel"‌ can attest to that. The first day I streamed LR, the game froze at the install screen for a long ass time. That was the blu-ray laser shitting itself.

Combo_Knight · 2014-04-26T19:26:13.000Z

SWBeta:

Pertho:

Wait a minute. This nigga right there was busting my balls 'bout dodging him now he pretending his PS3 broke?

Man, GTFO with that shit. Ain’t never seen somebody roll cancel excuses but goddamn, nigga adding extra invincibility frames to his softness.

I just wanted to see what your response would be

I actually have a 2nd PS3 in the house, but that one is almost always in use by someone else. I can still mollywhop your non-Spryo playing ass (and I guess I can still play CK in tekken)
I’m still trying to play one of these days doe, so what’s good…

@CK, if you were watching my streams on the regular, you would have actually seen the beginning moments of my blu-ray laser dying. Started to happen around the time I got Lightning Returns. Lots of freezing. For a while, I couldn’t beat the game because when I killed the final boss, the ending cutscene would freeze. One day I put in MGR and the PS3 said “Disc not readable”. Tried like 5 other games. That shit dead. @Autocrat1‌ and @"Phantom Angel"‌ can attest to that. The first day I streamed LR, the game froze at the install screen for a long ass time. That was the blu-ray laser shitting itself.

I would’ve been watching it religiously however my laptop blue screened and It’s about as helpful as a paperwight right now.

Lemme know when tekken is being played tho, I’ll make time.

Shaft_Agent · 2014-04-26T19:54:46.000Z

Manx:

Shaft Agent’s parrot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

That’s one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a loong time. :tup:

that parrot wouldn’t be around for long if it started singing that around me. fuck that song :mad:

POP QUIZ

[details=Spoiler]Find 2

http://i.imgur.com/JoYxPJ3.jpg

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SWBeta · 2014-04-26T20:25:16.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

POP QUIZ
Find 2

#5 and #6

Spoiler

Combo_Knight · 2014-04-26T20:53:03.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

Manx:

Shaft Agent’s parrot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

That’s one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a loong time. :tup:

that parrot wouldn’t be around for long if it started singing that around me. fuck that song :mad:

POP QUIZ

[details=Spoiler]Find 2

http://i.imgur.com/JoYxPJ3.jpg

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Number 3…and number 1 right acording to the study guide?

I mean alot of of number 1 is cut out but it still maintains the shape correct?

Joshkaz · 2014-04-26T20:55:23.000Z

Not much of a pop quiz.
The answer is clearly 1-8

SoVi3t · 2014-04-26T21:03:45.000Z

Dunno what I’m missing on that Asian pic.

So some idiot dropped a 40 ton coil of steel from a crane. We now have a new basement. Sounds like a fucking bomb went off and EVERYTHING shook.

Now I get to sit around while that gets dealt with

maxx · 2014-04-26T21:16:20.000Z

Infernoman:

Starhammer:

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608036578891466801&pid=1.7

If you can’t say it around your parents, don’t say it. Bitch.

-Starhammer-

There’s several things that bother me about this…Why would she still keep their numbers and label them as such? Why not block them? why not change your damn number? Why is she on an iPhone? Why is she coming off so damn hostile? I wonder if her parents realized they raised a very bitchy (and possibly slutty) daughter…

ehhh. it doesnt say she changed it or a friend did. coulda been a friend or sibling who did that.

Starhammer · 2014-04-26T21:48:41.000Z

SWBeta:

Yo… WHAT THE FUCK: http://pixelbark.com/8788/just-sprinkle-a-little-lemon-juice-on-your-fish-and-ohmygod

…

I’m a pretty low tier chef, but even I remember that the first thing you do with your damn fish is KILL THE DAMN THING!!! She ain’t gonna be replacing Rachel Ray. Bet on it.

dab00g:

maxx:

i always find it odd that people are surprised by edm being so popular now. when the club music in the 90s was everyyywhere.

Night at the Roxbury soundtrack gdlk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCa5cGbrmPc

^Favorite song. fight me and LOSE.

-Starhammer-

FDream · 2014-04-26T21:51:55.000Z

The_Furious_One:

WTF, anybody heard this story, just came up on my news feed. I tend to ignore anything from TMZ but I couldn’t believe the title http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/26/donald-sterling-clippers-owner-black-people-racist-audio-magic-johnson/

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/25/magic-johnson-donald-sterling-racist-comments-clippers-owner/

Donald Sterling owner of the Clippers has a mixed raced girlfriend, doesn’t want her associating with black people and bringing them to the game.

Sound like this guy with all his money and power is scared to be kicked out of his little boys club. How can you be that old and still have that child like mentality, fucking pathetic old man.

Lol at the love them “privately”. That ain’t love man that’s being embarressed for the people you with. Donald should get these black hands on him or a lil b mixtape to get those based energies flowing.

Don_Barracuda · 2014-04-26T22:14:40.000Z

Rich white folks playing victim is always funny.

We have some hilarious fans on the SFAF facebook page - https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152394342684697&set=o.331413386940445&type=2&theater

BBQ · 2014-04-26T22:22:26.000Z

I got one of my friends into EDM recently after telling him that the genre isn’t just dubcrap that his room mate listened to all the time. The music, to me, has to be tread carefully, for every decent song, there’s a bunch of garbage that makes my head hurt. Over the years, youtube has been a gold mine of really good EDM, but man some of the sub genres I.E. “Nightcore” is disgusting and had almost led me to convulsions.
Always been into Progressive trance, but recently, some of the early house stuff is growing on me.
http://youtu.be/gc-xBEBU3NQ

axeman61 · 2014-04-26T22:27:41.000Z

I didn’t want to resurrect the fitness thread for this, so here goes:

Does anyone know of a fitness site that helps newbies? People who don’t have access to a real gym? I’m trying to find out how to best exercise to lose weight, and what foods to eat to help me exercise longer (if that’s possible).

Over the past 8 months, I’ve lost 70+ pounds (I’m 5’6" and was 282; now I’m 205). This was through eating less and cooking almost all my meals at home. However, I recently hit a plateau of how much weight I can lose with simple eating. I’ve lately started walking and exercising (weights) at a local recreational center near a church. The thing is, there’s no plan. I want to lose more weight, but don’t know exactly what to do besides build muscle. That’s why I’m asking for help. I don’t want to join a program; I just want a blog or site someone can recommend.

Don_Barracuda · 2014-04-26T22:33:05.000Z

axeman61:

I didn’t want to resurrect the fitness thread for this, so here goes:

Does anyone know of a fitness site that helps newbies? People who don’t have access to a real gym? I’m trying to find out how to best exercise to lose weight, and what foods to eat to help me exercise longer (if that’s possible).

Over the past 8 months, I’ve lost 70+ pounds (I’m 5’6" and was 282; now I’m 205). This was through eating less and cooking almost all my meals at home. However, I recently hit a plateau of how much weight I can lose with simple eating. I’ve lately started walking and exercising (weights) at a local recreational center near a church. The thing is, there’s no plan. I want to lose more weight, but don’t know exactly what to do besides build muscle. That’s why I’m asking for help. I don’t want to join a program; I just want a blog or site someone can recommend.

http://www.Bodybuilding.com has everything you could ever need
Also check out http://rossboxing.com/ if you want to mix things up