The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

[Pertho]

Terrible list.
The real Rocky Tiers:

S Tier: Rocky 1,2,3,4, and 6

No one likes it tier: Rocky 5

Also Robert gaining like 5 years when only a couple of months have passed is Loltastic.

Rocky 3 and 4 are good movies if you have a short attention span. Both of those belong in “thats it? tier.”

[maxx]

i always find it odd that people are surprised by edm being so popular now. when the club music in the 90s was everyyywhere.

Same, that stuff was literally everywhere on the radio stations. No clue how people forgot about that.

also the last time house music was super mainstream…man…i dunno why that style fell off radio wise. i love house and wish i could hear it on the radio. now its only electro house and usually only daft punk.

[Neesa]

I use to eat those Spice Girl lolipops religiously to collect the stickers with 2 guys I was close friends with. :smokin: And having a Sony Discman was one of the best Christmas gifts to get as a pre-teen. Haha.

[SWBeta]

Yo… WHAT THE FUCK: http://pixelbark.com/8788/just-sprinkle-a-little-lemon-juice-on-your-fish-and-ohmygod

[pedoviejo]

man, this confirms it for me.

my upity tight ass uncle was a club rat in his youth. either he frequented the queer clubs, or frequented the straight clubs

[Neesa]

While browsing Youtube… Akon is not camera friendly. Nigga so dark I couldn’t see him most of the time.

[SWBeta]

While browsing Youtube… Akon is not camera friendly. Nigga so dark I couldn’t see him most of the time.

@"The Furious One"‌
I don’t know shit about Akon. He looks African. Is he from Ghana like TFO? Might be TFO’s cousin or some shit.

Insane respect for this dude. Even if you gave me 5 billion dollars I wouldn’t fuck around like this: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10201504741208215

I was never this good at popping, but I probably could have gotten there if my ass stayed skinny and limber. I’m too jacked now to move like that: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=713068262072686

Never seen this music video before. Is this real? If so, holy fucking shit https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=657791267589225

Thank you based facebook for being somewhat entertaining tonight. These bouts of insomnia are fucking with me hardcore.

[thurst]

huffpost has been especially shitty since it got bought by AOL which is when it became a glorified tabloid. but on topic, those “findings” about big dicks almost definitely has more to do with the way african dudes get down. those bush niggas are over there trying to dive in dry pussy, raw dog with no foreplay and those poor ladies are tapping out. lol @ them measuring infidelity by the inch, though.

I didn’t know that Matriarch wrote for cracked

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-math-lessons-you-dont-really-need-in-real-world/

lol. the only one of those things that approached being useless is polynomials. if you don’t have a basic understanding of calculus, stats, etc… then you’re going to perpetually confused in life and prone to making stupid decisions. that’s really all there is to it.

it’s also not surprising that just about everybody that decries the supposed uselessness of math studied some sophist bullshit (read: psych, communications, “business”).

[Black_Jaguar]

I took my Math refresher class today for the apprenticeship.
Walked in like I was the god damned king of the place. Then they passed out a practice test and I realized that I forgot how to divide.

One dude straight up walked out in the middle of it. Didn’t even say anything, just grabbed his shit and bounced

[Starhammer]

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608036578891466801&pid=1.7

If you can’t say it around your parents, don’t say it. Bitch.

-Starhammer-

[Don_Barracuda]

While browsing Youtube… Akon is not camera friendly. Nigga so dark I couldn’t see him most of the time.

@"The Furious One"‌
I don’t know shit about Akon. He looks African. Is he from Ghana like TFO? Might be TFO’s cousin or some shit.

Don’t get it twisted, Akon is west coast, I’m east coast Africa, Tanzania to be specific.

Don’t know if you ever heard this story, but Akon at one time was seriously considering running for President of Senegal. But then he watched the episode of 24 where President Palmer gets assassinated and he was like FUCK THAT SHIT!

Akon Gives Up Dreams Of Becoming President Of Senegal After Watching 24

[MechWarrior]

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Parts of this make sense, other parts of this make me think you’ve never set foot in a classroom. Eh, oh well, education is a clusterfuck anyways.

That’s the thing. I have taken shit like that in stride, but I did that because they don’t know better.
I know GD does know better; act your age, and stop being stereotypical, lol.

[Okazaki_III]

What do you teach

[Manx]

It’s ironic. Many men identify a large penis with a desirable trait, but this study implies it’s not when it comes to maintaining a marriage. What’s even more ironic is most men are unhappy with their penis size and want it to be bigger. I suppose you should be careful what you wish for.

It’s paradigm changing. It creates a moment of chaos where everything you think you know is challenged and potentially discarded. And for me personally, I find that amusing.

It’s like in football when someone makes an interception and everyone is freaking out. Suddenly the order and execution of the planned play has broken down and now you have players unpredictably in positions they wouldn’t normally play.

The scramble. The panic. The discord. That shit is funny.

Not to mention the inevitable denial that is almost assured to follow as people desperately try and hold on to the old way of thinking.

One study is not paradigm changing. Nor is Angelpalm’s reaction to anything. Perhaps large-sized men are simply more likely to be married in the first place. There’s no chaos here.

Just a big oleeeee dick.

:tup:

[dab00g]

i always find it odd that people are surprised by edm being so popular now. when the club music in the 90s was everyyywhere.

Night at the Roxbury soundtrack gdlk

[Manx]

Shaft Agent’s parrot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

That’s one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a loong time. :tup:

[MechWarrior]

I figured out Asians are so good at everything because they don’t thirst for pussy like whites and blacks.

This is the coldest shit I’ve ever seen you post. You are really becoming Cyclops.

Not bothering to care about other people at all beyond using and manipulating them as
tools and/or means to an end, and nothing more, works surprisingly well in terms of not getting burned, take it from me.

[Starhammer]

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/mother-bites-ear-off-pit-bull-attacks-her-150724172.html?vp=1

Poor mutt. You’re not the baddest bitch in the yard. Had to find out the hard way, didn’t ya?

-Starhammer-

[Don_Barracuda]

WTF, anybody heard this story, just came up on my news feed. I tend to ignore anything from TMZ but I couldn’t believe the title http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/26/donald-sterling-clippers-owner-black-people-racist-audio-magic-johnson/

Magic Johnson on Donald Sterling's Racist Comments -- It's Shameful!

Donald Sterling owner of the Clippers has a mixed raced girlfriend, doesn’t want her associating with black people and bringing them to the game.

Sound like this guy with all his money and power is scared to be kicked out of his little boys club. How can you be that old and still have that child like mentality, fucking pathetic old man.

edit: Now I can’t get off the site, their review of Avril Lavigne’s video is hilarious - http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_du3l5zw2/

Arnold alleged child is grown up, definately him - http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_b72jxyy6/

[Infernoman]

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608036578891466801&pid=1.7

If you can’t say it around your parents, don’t say it. Bitch.

-Starhammer-

There’s several things that bother me about this…Why would she still keep their numbers and label them as such? Why not block them? why not change your damn number? Why is she on an iPhone? Why is she coming off so damn hostile? I wonder if her parents realized they raised a very bitchy (and possibly slutty) daughter…