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[TWINBLADES]

Hi sir I’d like to order a hamburger…

Ah yes just meat and bread.

No really I don’t want one slice of cheese or one leaf lettuce. Literally just give me meat with two buns.

Oh yes can you also add a pizza with that?

Yes just cheese and sauce.

Yes as plain as possible.

No really I want to taste the cardboard please add nothing esle.

[Clerck] That’ll be 10.99 for the basic bitch combo.

Drives away

Wew time to dig in… uhhhhh

Drives back

Umm sir you gave me a 1 1/2x 1” Pepperoni in my pizza and it’s fucking ruined!!!

I urge everyone here to shame William.

[Trife88]

TWO THINGS THAT NEED TO BE OBLIVORATED FROM THIS UNIVERSE

FLAT EARTHERS AND NO CHEESE-ERS

GET OUT MY FORUM

Spoiler

FUCKIN’ DEAD AT BASIC BITCH COMBO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Vhozite]

@TWINBLADES your taste in women is plain

[Grimmjow316]

All this burger talk reminds me of the time me and a coworker went to Whataburger and the guy infront of us wanted a veggie burger. Naturally the cashier was completely lost so he pretty much got what would have been a regular whataburger but with no meat or cheese I just looked at the guy with disgust.

[Volt]

Basic bitch combo was the best thing Twin posted since “Ultra Plastic”.

[Heat_Sleep]

You either must’ve had very shitty pepperoni pizza or you live a very vanilla lifestyle. My condolences, Will.

[TWINBLADES]

@TWINBLADES your taste in women is plain

I know you’re shit posting but what is my taste in women exactly?

[Deadpool_Merc]

the real problem is eating a burger without cheese imo.

But that’s the only good way to have a burger

I disagree.
cheese
lettuce
tomatoes
ketchup
n bacon
and all the fries you can give me

thats how you have a burger.

In my younger days I would have added chili and frid egg as well, maybe some pickles if I’m feeling really frisky.

Add in some pepperoncinis on the side… heart attack heaven… bliss

vegan diet.

This sounds gross but we ain’t saying shit.

if whole grains, fruits and vegetables sound gross to you then i feel sad for how long you have to sit on the toliet when you take a shit.

[TWINBLADES]

the real problem is eating a burger without cheese imo.

But that’s the only good way to have a burger

I disagree.
cheese
lettuce
tomatoes
ketchup
n bacon
and all the fries you can give me

thats how you have a burger.

In my younger days I would have added chili and frid egg as well, maybe some pickles if I’m feeling really frisky.

Add in some pepperoncinis on the side… heart attack heaven… bliss

vegan diet.

This sounds gross but we ain’t saying shit.

if whole grains, fruits and vegetables sound gross to you then i feel sad for how long you have to sit on the toliet when you take a shit.

Lmao

[Neclord]

Pizza Tuna = mhmmmm!

[Volt]

@TWINBLADES your taste in women is plain

I know you’re shit posting but what is my taste in women exactly?

White, blonde, basic, bitch. Combos are optional. Neutral is banned.

[Trife88]

Look at this image I found on google. LOOK AT IT. YEAH YOU DIME

https://i.imgur.com/XnNEWEZ.jpg

Which one is the burger? I can’t tell, I can’t FUGGIN’ TELL THE DIFFERENCE

Psychos the lot of you.

[Akhos]

You either must’ve had very shitty pepperoni pizza or you live a very vanilla lifestyle. My condolences, Will.

Pizza is so good because it tastes amazing and it feels amazing

Balancing the crust on my tounge while the sauce and cheese fills the rest with absolute pleasure

You introduce something on top of that and the balance gets thrown off, it starts getting in the way of the cheese and sauce. You can’t manipulate it in your mouth and let it slowly further melt like the cheese and sauce combo, it just…sits there. Taking up space where something sooooooo much better could be right now.

That’s on top of the fact I think it ruins the overall taste.

Toppings on pizza just don’t do it for me.

[Volt]

You either must’ve had very shitty pepperoni pizza or you live a very vanilla lifestyle. My condolences, Will.

Pizza is so good because it tastes amazing and it feels amazing

Balancing the crust on my tounge while the sauce and cheese fills the rest with absolute pleasure

You introduce something on top of that and the balance gets thrown off, it starts getting in the way of the cheese and sauce. You can’t manipulate it in your mouth and let it slowly further melt like the cheese and sauce combo, it just…sits there. Taking up space where something sooooooo much better could be right now.

That’s on top of the fact I think it ruins the overall taste.

Toppings on pizza just don’t do it for me.

What if it’s 4 Cheese Pizza?

[Mr.PaVy-RD]

ryu could F.HP into B.HK? Damn can he live?

[Trife88]

wait wat…ryu can’t solar plex into b.hk anymore?

[Akhos]

You either must’ve had very shitty pepperoni pizza or you live a very vanilla lifestyle. My condolences, Will.

Pizza is so good because it tastes amazing and it feels amazing

Balancing the crust on my tounge while the sauce and cheese fills the rest with absolute pleasure

You introduce something on top of that and the balance gets thrown off, it starts getting in the way of the cheese and sauce. You can’t manipulate it in your mouth and let it slowly further melt like the cheese and sauce combo, it just…sits there. Taking up space where something sooooooo much better could be right now.

That’s on top of the fact I think it ruins the overall taste.

Toppings on pizza just don’t do it for me.

What if it’s 4 Cheese Pizza?

I don’t know what that is

[Volt]

You either must’ve had very shitty pepperoni pizza or you live a very vanilla lifestyle. My condolences, Will.

Pizza is so good because it tastes amazing and it feels amazing

Balancing the crust on my tounge while the sauce and cheese fills the rest with absolute pleasure

You introduce something on top of that and the balance gets thrown off, it starts getting in the way of the cheese and sauce. You can’t manipulate it in your mouth and let it slowly further melt like the cheese and sauce combo, it just…sits there. Taking up space where something sooooooo much better could be right now.

That’s on top of the fact I think it ruins the overall taste.

Toppings on pizza just don’t do it for me.

What if it’s 4 Cheese Pizza?

I don’t know what that is

You poor soul.

Standard pizza. The topping is more cheese. 4 types.

[Volt]

wait wat…ryu can’t solar plex into b.hk anymore?

B.HK’s startup got increased. Link is dead outside CH, but only Twin gets hit by that raw.

[Akhos]

You either must’ve had very shitty pepperoni pizza or you live a very vanilla lifestyle. My condolences, Will.

Pizza is so good because it tastes amazing and it feels amazing

Balancing the crust on my tounge while the sauce and cheese fills the rest with absolute pleasure

You introduce something on top of that and the balance gets thrown off, it starts getting in the way of the cheese and sauce. You can’t manipulate it in your mouth and let it slowly further melt like the cheese and sauce combo, it just…sits there. Taking up space where something sooooooo much better could be right now.

That’s on top of the fact I think it ruins the overall taste.

Toppings on pizza just don’t do it for me.

What if it’s 4 Cheese Pizza?

I don’t know what that is

You poor soul.

Standard pizza. The topping is more cheese. 4 types.

I think that’d get a bit much for me

Too much cheese and it gets in the way of the sauce

Too much sauce and it gets in the way of the cheese

It needs to be just right