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Invent the arc reactor.

Problems solved.

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omgoshyes.

Is it bad that I’d want that again? /Good times.

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Something told me not to click the spoiler tag. Like I could feel the aura of amazingly awful seeping from within it’s confines. Anal seepage levels of awful.

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I wasn’t around for that but I’m guessing their fairytale relationships blew up in their faces?

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Is anyone dealing with those depressing, romantic posts on Facebook? Last night, I came across this. It made my stomach with those stupid posts, such as:

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I’m not just trying to be a jerk, but out of the seven billion people on this planet, there are people more important than you.

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If you want to be successful with women, do the EXACT opposite of what those romantic FB posts say. If you follow what Facebook says, you WILL be friend-zone’d.

That is all

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Ahhh… Yeah. Long story short… MissDarkness wasn’t a miss. There were many lulz to be acquired then.

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Why would anyone be more(or less) important than you?

Also I don’t get why you are so pissed about people posting stuff on FB. You’re overly sensitive about the weirdest stuff. Should channel all that energy you spend complaining into actually getting to experience new stuff, if you catch my drift.

In other news, my girl comes back after a whole month visit to her family today, and the kid is staying there. She is getting ravaged tonight.

I can’t wait, these asians have made me appreciate her soo much more

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LMAO. Ok not to be mean but I kinda agree with you wanting to see that again.

Out of curiosity I have to ask Rhino, have you two seen each other on cam or at least talked on the phone right?

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If you’re talking about a relationship, I gave up on that. I have other things to worry about at the moment, and clearly I’m going to need to be a much better person before I even deal with that. If I’m wrong, then tell me what I should experience.

As for importance, all I’m saying is that if I were to be in a relationship, I see no reason for that person to be the first person I text. Is that person that insecure that they have to be on the top of your list? That’s all I’m saying.

But now that you put it that way, I need a serious break from the internet. Shouldn’t even be this pissed over some stupidity people post here.

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:lol: So closed off and cautious. I don’t understand that mentality when it comes to long distance relationships, if anything you should be completely open to try and create a feeling of closing off the gap a little bit, no? I don’t see how it isn’t worth the time or energy, you get to know someone inside and out before you get to meet them if it takes off well, then when you meet things could end in a complete disaster (which is hilarious as fuck), or it could bloom out to something amazing like her and I are banking on, or who knows, we could just end up being fuck buddies that she ships to New York to suck off every once in a while…but I don’t think that’s the outcome we’re going to have.

Far too much emotional connection and sexual tension.

It was pretty fucking hilarious. I sent MisterDarkness dick pics along with a ton of other members, but uh, I didn’t really give a shit what she did with them, could have posted them in the lounge or somehow my Facebook, :lol:

I don’t own a cam, for lazy reasons of not wanting to buy one when I’ve got the money, if I bought one it would be to start streaming games, not to jack off in front of my compy. On the second one? Of course, of fucking course I have, we text eachother all day whenever we get the chance and talk on the phone 2-4 hours a day, can’t get enough of getting to know eachother and fantasizing about our possible future and soon present when she comes to visit next week.

Like I said up on the page a little more, if you don’t wear your heart on your sleeve you can’t get burnt, but there’s nothing wrong with having your hopes crushed and rolling your car off the grand fucking canyon, because everyone has a parachute, if you’re unable to recover from heartbreak or unexpected forces pushing your relationship downhill, then you probably aren’t fit out for one in the first place, not with someone so adoring anyways, you might like that ex-convict types I guess. :pray:

Question for all of you; How would you gauge your overall happiness with your life and how you live it, outside of any relationships? It seems like everyone is so…well, cautious about life, why?

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If I’m going to be honest part of me wants you to crash and burn just so that you learn a lesson about life. In real life I have an aversion towards teens that are on this ‘‘what’s the worst that can happen’’ and ‘‘Why are you so serious’’ shit. It’s down to a lack of maturity. It is not that people don’t wear that people are extremely cautious it is that they have the sense to consider the potential problems, how likely they are and a good grasp of the consequences.

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In my experience I’ve seen a good portion of long distance relationships end in pretty badly. But at the very least atleast you’re able to admit the possibility of a disaster unlike some of my previous friends. So at least it doesn’t look like the worst case scenario will apply for you.

As for my happiness of how i live my life I’m pretty satisfied at the moment. My user name (based off a character in Naruto) is my way of saying that I just want a simple easy life, and at the moment that’s what i have. If I were to change anything it would be my job but I just have to hang in there for 2 more months and then I’m back to school.

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Wish all you like man, my mom wants the same thing to happen, she’s disgusted by this prospect :rofl: How is it a lack of maturity in my situation at all? I’m not running around screaming #YOLO, I want you to honestly tell me the worst, plausible situation that could come up with this relationship that’s making two people happy as fuck and bringing even more sunshine into their lives? Shit happens, and if you’re not willing to eat shit then you’re not willing to blossom in the dirt.

Note, I have crashed and burned, I was with someone for two years, thought it was fucking amazing, and then when I moved in with them I cried for three weeks at night and had an amazing time every day during the day until I ended it and moved back here and got a job, got over the heartbreak in two months when I was working then it was back to the relationship game, what’s the big fucking deal?

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So this is relationship/dating…
Do I need a thread about smashin tail?

Cuz l bitches at the gym checking me out and sometimes just look at my cock (even when I taking a piss, j/k) but when I hit them up they get all ice cold and to good for a nigga. lmfao
True story though!

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I met my missus on fucking gumtree for fuck sake she was from italy i’m in the uk, we now live together and will be getting married.
Alot of people rubbish online relationships, fuck even i did, but sometimes in life you gotta gamble.

You have say fuck your peers/mates, popular opinion, it’s my life if i get burnt fuck it it, dust youself off start again, life is full of fucking disappointments, one more aint gonna make a difference
People today are far to fucking precious far to concerned about other peoples opinions, remember you only live once

I agree with you getting to know the person is a really good thing, worked wonders for me, i spent 2 years getting to know my missus online before she came over here on holiday then another 1 year before we decided to live together.

the one piece of advice i would give whenever you do meet take things easy, dont rush dont push and talk to each other be patient, and just be honest with each other, if it’s the “one” it will be worth it, believe me

Best of luck to you

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This guy gets the right idea, put a fat ass smile on my face, cheers mate <3

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Rant Fest 2012

[details=Spoiler]First and foremost, it has nothing to do with being closed off or cautious. I flew to California ALONE to meet a guy I was dating online for 6 months. Met most of my online BFs that flew to Jersey and stayed in hotels. I’ve hitchedhiked and got rides from priests and dudes claiming to be porn directors. So let’s drop that shit right now.

Example: Me and John (Cali) connected so well online. Talked on the phone. Texted all the time. Cam’d. Phone sex. Skype sex. Blah blah blah. Played games online together. Etc etc. I got to Cali and it was great until little habits I noticed in the week I was there started to show. Like getting into bed with his shoes on. He caught attitudes worse than a PMSing woman… Told his boss he was flying to NJ to see family so he could have the week off and I had to pay for gas and shit, since he couldn’t go into work and get his check.

Two days after I flew back to Jersey,
He fuckin’ dumped me without any fuckin’ explanation. I wasted hundreds of dollars to get dumped.
I can do that shit here in the Tri-State area for a fuckin’ PATH/NJ Transit ticket.

Another guy, he was 23(?) came up from Texas for my 18th birthday and our 6 month anniversary. It was wonderful. Some shit happened, but, it ended well. We talked about closing the gap. I had moved out for college and I had an apartment with my roommate. He applied to jobs in PA and got a few interviews. He chickened out and said he couldn’t bear leaving his family behind. Broke up with me one day before our one year. Yeah, cool story bro.

Florida dude took my virginity at 16 and he was 17 turning 18. He fucked me up emotionally and mentally. I had my first nervous breakdown behind him.

There was on ONE good long distance relationship and that’s cause he lived in NYC. It was easier for both of us to commute to and cheaper. I left him for Kooper. Yeah, I had (protected/safe) sex with them all and only my last ex was memorable.

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You weren’t cautious, you were quick to run into things and bad shit happened, all over the place, I’m sorry to hear that, but uh, those are the risks you take while doing something like this, and you’re probably looking our for my best self interest but…here’s the thing, you took far more risks with these guys than I do with my long distance relationships, the previous guy came to me first, and so is my current lady. Both of them being mature people with stable minds (who in the fuck wears shoes into bed? you date some sloppy niggas…), if I had the opportunity, I’d still be great friends with my ex-boyfriend, but, he doesn’t want that, I suppose. shrug

You’re only telling me the negatives, there had to have been good times that you had with these people, some of them at least. That’s the entire reason for doing this shit in the first place, good times. You’re holding onto all of this bad shit and acting like it’s adversely effecting your life and that you hate yourself for doing it or some shit, from what I had always gathered? You’re a pretty straight-up and content girl, without these fucked up relationships I don’t think you would be the same today, so deal with it, cherish it and enjoy who you are and the things you’ve done in your life, you flew to California alone to meet a guy you had dated for six months, California kicks fucking ass, enjoy it.

You’re a product of your environment and your own mentality, if you’re not happy with your past and the way you interpret your experiences, that’s your fault. And this is excluding that Florida guy, that guy can go burn in hell.

Maybe I am fucking nuts for doing this, it IS an extremely irresponsible move, but I’m going about it in a cautious and careful way, but I’m not going to hold back emotions for anything in this life, emotions make people.

Don’t be my mom, be hype.

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Not once did I say I wish I never did that with so-and-so. I never did and never will. Even Florida guy that mentally fucked me made me who I am today. It narrowed what I was expecting out of a relationship and sculpted me to be somewhat of a decent person in and out of a relationship.

Just don’t be too crushed if shit isn’t as peachy keen as it’s being painted while you two are apart. The love letter thing seemed sorta eh for me… I didn’t get that shit til much later down the line, regardless of how much chemistry we had. That (to me at least) would be a red flag and I’d legit be wondering if you were clingy or not. Hell, I had a dude I dated in high school do that shit for me after two weeks and I dumped him cause that was a no-go. Creepy status. But, that’s me. I don’t like overly clingy dudes.

You say you don’t wear your heart on your sleeve, but you’re still human. Disappointment is a bitch, regardless of how strong we are.