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Unless you are me, a lot of gamers are pretty beat. But you do come across those gamers who you would never think were into them so much because they don’t fit the stereotype. I am a perfect example of this. When I would tell folks I am huge into gaming, they would give me that “but you don’t smell bad and dress like a slob”. I game a lot, but I also DJ, practice martial arts (Judo, Aikido and Karate) and lift weights, so I don’t fit the “typical” gamer image, but hey its all good (and I am not too sure where I am going with this.

Now I have seen some beat ass female gamers (or “gamer girls” as Neesa put it) and I must say that the ones who are dimes are usually just casual or novelty gamers (playing wii and shit). Now judging from the way Neesa and Qrazy talk and look in their profile, you both are quite attractive (easy Koop just makin an observation) and are an exception to the rules (because you both take care of yourselves and are pretty articulate). But I have seen some beat ass gamer girls, and I have seen some of these male gamers that are just to’ back.
Basically the moral of the story is wash yo ass and you will be fine (end of rant)

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Personally, I know of some women who play video games and they are pretty chill. They don’t make a big deal out of it and usually stick to their forte. I personally know of a girl who was ranked the 5th best DDR player on the East Coast and she’s pretty cool. The ladies I know stick to what they are good at, whether it be DDR, fighting games, casual games, etc.

This mirrors myself in so many ways. 2nd dan in TKD, White belt in Judo, Blue in Taijutsu though lol. I don’t DJ like you do but I do have a blog that I keep up for the online edition of the local newspaper.

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That’s what I’m sayin bruv. I am a writer for a newspaper (music writer) so being a writer you have to be socially adept as well as clean. I never understood why being funky was synonymous with being a gamer, fanboy, etc. Anyways I hope to make 1st dan in Judo in a couple of years if not sooner. Honestly I don’t even play games like I used to (though I do plan on going to this years EVO). My fiance is trying to learn to play games, but prefers to watch or help me make decisions in Heavy Rain.

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Well, a while ago I posted about some stupid drama, where one girl was telling me that another was supposedly pregnant by me or another, and said girl said she wasn’t pregnant at all, and I didn’t mention myself as a candidate when I asked. Well, she is. 5 months along she says.

This is funny, because I asked many times the last time I saw her, which was a month ago, which then kinda looked like something was there. So I met her Tuesday, and wrapped up in her coat, it defintely looked like something was up. We chilled, watched a movie, I got some head and I left. I kept glancing, but said nothing, and she said nothing. It was cool. I did mention that I might be moving far away (house got broke into, done with this city)

So last night at work, I missed a call from her, so I attempt to call back when I got some spare time. Nothing, then I get a “mad” text back

Her “Buy(bye) go on with your life k AM(I’m) good”

“What r u talking about”

“AM(I’m) having a baby boy i just find out”

“So it was true about the Mexican then?” (I still didn’t put myself in it)

“What ever if (you) say that you are like any there(other) man”

It was obvious what was being said. So I tell her she needs to call, this isnt anything for text. She called, trying to act mad at ME? I dont fucking get that one. Anyway she said 5 months along, and just found out YESTERDAY. And that is between me an another. That’s god damned funny, because this is what Girl 2 said, a loooong time ago. That she denied, many times. And you dont just happen to notice “Oh, I havent bled in 5 months, let me see about this today!” Obviously she knew when I kept asking and asking. She knew I wouldnt fuck with her. As it is, I wont until she has it, and if not mine, I wont fuck with her ever again, because she put me in the exact situation I didnt want to be in; fucking someone while pregnant with someone else kid, which even I find to be trifling, and ultra nasty.

Anyways she goes “I mean I thought you should know, since you’re talking about leaving like you are” and that shes “talked to people that know (me) and they said it would be your first” (WTF) so I figured you’d want to have something to do with it if it’s your first" and then, how she didn’t have to tell me. Although telling me only benefits her…riiiight. Anyway, March 13th (ish) is when I find out if I get to keep my status of “LOL@single mom.”

The way she went about it, angers me more than the news it’s self. I really dont even care, I suppose thats mainly because I believe I can’t have kids, so I fully expect this to be the other guys. Just that she was asked about it, and HAD to know. Oh well, life goes on (without this girl) if its not, and if it is, I get to mold a future master street racer.

Yes. Thats why I say theres a difference in playing games, VS being a gamer.

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Sounds like my fiancee. She bought me a this Christmas wreath from Thinkgeek and it made me laugh and smile.

She is starting to get more into gaming now so that’s awesome. She actually asked me what does “All your base are belong to us” meant. Now, she wants me to play Batman: Arkham City because she likes the story of it. As far as martial arts go, I only head to the dojo once a week due to my working schedule and I have a HORRIBLE commute from Frederick to Bethesda daily.

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I do not want to see your ass on the Maury show. That sounds like a really complicated situation man.

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Thurst an faceme is correct babe… your no longer a gamer an havent been for years. you play an WAS an exception to the rule. Yet MAJORITY of GAMER chicks are just WTF i see why ya playing you need something on ya woman resume. Social skills as well… that an 2 other serious gamer errrr “chicks” i know are/were dudes (minus kyo police).

So in this scene its embedded that gamer chicks are ugly with a very very very very very small portion that are cute–pure female–and can play an understand the culture as a whole.

u play games so u understand the time an energy put in. a lot of women DONT. some ACT like they do but they don’t. the ones that do are rare… very rare. veeeery rare.

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Koop is now level 75 in relationship advice.

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Shouts out to dope women and dope fiances. My fiance got me a card yesterday just saying how she loves me. I tried to get her into RE5 because she wanted to play, but she just got her ass kicked by mass zombies stuck in a corner. Now, I got her on Fight Night Champion and she was puttin in work, so I see she may have a decent learning curve when it comes to fighters.I hit the Dojo whenever I can, but since its a good hour long commute it is very hard to get there all the time. So usually I meat up with some of the local guys and train with them. Yeah my fiance wants me to get Arkham City as well, she has seen me play through Uncharted 3 twice, and she begged me to play Heavy Rain again, so yeah I am happy that she tries to get into games for me. I have dated females who thought it was stupid that I game, but hey they don’t have like it, just respect that its my hobby.

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Batman is where its at. Qrazy and I play that… and getting back into our fighting games (especially me… glad NEC is this weekend). I think its better when you both can play (or pass the controller). ill be gettin uncharted 3 very soon…

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Yo Uncharted 3 is straight crack, it is like 2 but10 times more action packed. A very crisp game. Well for me getting back into fighters is basically because I wanna hit up a major tourney at least one last time before I just truly settle down and focus solely on my career (writing and DJ)

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I have too many games at this point. I’m just trying to get better @ KOF XIII primarily and UMvC3 secondarily.

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It always is. These girls also always prove why I don’t them as a girlfriend. And it seems when a kid on the way or could be mine, theres always someone else. I know we keep the flings attachment free, but do you have to fuck everybody without a condom?

Another 2 things I want to touch on that:

A girl can be a 5-6 butterface, or just be a chubby with huge tits, learn a combo and they are a fuckin celeb. They know this; gamers will leghump girls that most others wont. Hell, Kayo Police got leg humped for LOOKING like a girl. I’m sure that every “OMG SO KAWAII MARRY ME KAYO DESU DESU” came from a socially inept gamer. And there were plenty.

And for the guys, I think gaming (as it is today) seems to take away from social skills. Usually they don’t know how to talk to people, but with girls, it’s the saddest shit ever. I still play games, and I know as much about current fighters as you can know without studying match vids, frame data, punish lists, youtube strats, and ect, al, because I REFUSE to go to that level. You see people that spend all this time worrying about all that “extra” shit, most of these guys are the never touched a girl variety. You know, gotta spend that precious youth looking up Seth strats because Daigo was perfected by Seth. I also think that it’s the times, even when I played my most (in the 90’s-early 00s’) we still did shit outside, and girls existed to us. Back then, being the best at XMEN VS SF, didn’t mean being someone with huge deficiencies in everything from sunlight to social interaction. These newer cats, make it sure seem that way.

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Alright, so apparently, everyone is taking what I say into another stratosphere.

I guess I should’ve said, “Trying to give the perception that you [the female] actual play a game well, when your skill speak otherwise is quite irksome and almost distasteful in practice. Especially when trying to impress males in the vicinity to give the females in question, copious amounts of attention and accolades for this feat of being the owner of a electronic device that are typically owned and played regularly by the male population. Nevertheless, their skills and actions speak volumes compared to their vocalization of “owning and playing” said game. Therefore, causing a female onlooker that partakes in said gaming, whether it be console or PC, to have to resist the urge to put their faces through a wall.”

**Yeah, that better for you? **(I had to write some papers recently)

It really is no different than some dude talking shit like, “Yeah, I can do all these combos and shit…” and all he knows how to is smash the punch buttons. Or a dude claiming he plays FPS and his KDR isn’t even 1. Like, really? GTFO. I would have appreciated and understood if they said, “I don’t play this game to often” or something to that effect. Maybe they would’ve garnered more sympathy and brownie points for coming off that way. Not:

And yes, I know typically that females that game a lot are not the classiest, nicest looking things walking. But, they do match the current stereotypical, male population that games/are gamers. There are always anomalies (in everything)… But, I typically leave out their outward appearances unless it’s to prove a point. I was focusing more on their playing skills cause that’s what’s suppose to be most important right?

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on the slick I’d be pretty hype to get with a chick into turntablism like I am, or a legit DJ.

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The internet and online gaming is what is changing these dudes, that and texting. Niggas can’t even form coherant sentences with their mouth but can type up a thesis about why My Chemical Romance is the best band ever in a second.

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Because Rock Band is actually a game that takes thought and skill. Go pick up a real instrument, or play a real game. Like fucking Marvel or something, this is SRK.

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Hm… I don’t think I said it took any serious skill or thought. Same can be said with anything. Mash until it works.

And, I’ve already stated that I play other games much earlier in my time on SRK. I put down my fight stick for other PC gaming… And no, it’s not the Sims. I don’t own any Sims games. Oh put down my violin after 8+ years and I picked up a paint brush… Cause, y’know… I study art. /shrug

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I always get the fact I’m a bit of a gamer out of the way right off the bat. It’s so fucking common it doesn’t matter anymore. Most girls just kinda brush it off since most guys play games in some capacity, those I won’t even try to get interested. The girl I’m working on now gave me a fucking stroke though. I was going over to her place to watch a movie and she told me her DVD player was broken and asked me to bring my ps3 do I did. Then she says to me “bring skyrim I wanna see what all the hype is about”. Don’t know if I’ve ever been so hard as I was at that moment. So cuddled up on the couch watched a movie then laughed at how she couldn’t seem to move the camera and her dude at the same time in skyrim. I don’t care if you’re a “gamer girl” or if you don’t even play games but showing a little bit of interest in someone’s hobbies is always a good thing. Doesn’t mean I’ll be asking to go with her to hot yoga or whatever the fuck but you know…

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So

this was another chick being banged raw? Now you have to ‘wait and find out’

you do… i mean you do know you in for a LOOOONG ride REGARDLESS if its yours or not??