The Relationship/Dating Thread: We rough up our significant other and they love it!

angelpalm · 2011-11-07T01:45:01.000Z

Just cause a girl isn’t interested in you at the moment doesn’t mean she won’t be later after you text her pics of your dick.

Neesa · 2011-11-07T02:08:29.000Z

Ah yes. The return of the dick pics… Thank you AP.

BullDancer · 2011-11-07T02:13:00.000Z

Use the gentleman’s method of getting women to touch you by asking ‘for their hand’…

I’m sure she’ll say yes… just bow down and ask for her hand…

If you get rejected, you can always use your own hand…

Lunaid · 2011-11-07T03:52:08.000Z

Well now that this is retarded… Put your dick in her hand, if she doesn’t scream etc. etc.

Qrazy · 2011-11-07T04:12:00.000Z

angelpalm:

Just cause a girl isn’t interested in you at the moment doesn’t mean she won’t be later after you text her pics of your dick.

OMG I really needed that laugh!
Ahh naked pics…smh

thurst · 2011-11-07T05:04:36.000Z

the best posts are funny AND true!

Qrazy · 2011-11-07T05:06:33.000Z

thurst:

the best posts are funny AND true!

Please dont encourage him to send pics to an uninterested party…

Sent using my Evo…not the 3D ish…eff 3D!

thurst · 2011-11-07T05:09:41.000Z

with the way these youngins get down with all their sexting and what not, some unsolicited dick pics might be the best way to get things poppin lol

BullDancer · 2011-11-07T05:11:49.000Z

^Women seem to keep those pics as trophies and show em to everybody…

Not putting my business in these mean streets like that… can’t keep a bitch guessing when there is a picture just floating around…

YamaSalty · 2011-11-07T05:15:42.000Z

mfw don’t even have her number.
:sad:
couldn’t send dick pix if I wanted to.

Qrazy · 2011-11-07T05:16:07.000Z

BullDancer:

^Women seem to keep those pics as trophies and show em to everybody…

Not putting my business in these mean streets like that… can’t keep a bitch guessing when there is a picture just floating around…

Trophies? We see them as desperation attempts…
But keep doing you…

Sent using my Evo…not the 3D ish…eff 3D!

Joshkaz · 2011-11-07T05:21:40.000Z

Tis why I paint my dick green before I send dick pics.
Bitches love the Incredible Hulk.

BullDancer · 2011-11-07T05:38:59.000Z

Qrazy:

Trophies? We see them as desperation attempts…
But keep doing you…

Sent using my Evo…not the 3D ish…eff 3D!

Huh I don’t do that son!!!

Is that why yall be showing everybody?

Well at least I’ve learned something new today…

Bowling_Pin · 2011-11-07T06:37:45.000Z

YamaSalty:

but it would mean the world to me if I could just be with her.

Then you need to make yourself a better world. One girl isn’t the pillar of meaning that validates your existence, no matter what your young, idealized view of the world screams at you. This doesn’t happen to be your fault either: I think I speak for nearly every guy in this thread when I say that we all thought this at some point at your age. It’s just a combination of what we are genetically coded to be, beings whose every action have the subtext of sleeping beside a warm female body, and how our social programming has convinced us that to have anything less is an aberration to our gender. Don’t try to fool yourself either by telling yourself it’s not about the sex; it absolutely is about the sex, and the critical thinking region of your brain is having trouble rationalizing it.

I didn’t even have to read about this girl’s short, terse responses to anything you ask her to know that she’s going to be disinterested in you. You’re a self-admitted “basement dweller,” sure, but I’m sure you have at least a few bros you occasionally hang out with. I’d suggest skimming through much of the thread, but the short answer is that you need to work on yourself. Focus on your passions, associate with like-minded people, and live. Sleeping with some cute girl will come in time, but that alone isn’t what you need to attain self-fulfillment. Hell, my own self-actualization didn’t really occur until long after high school. You’re a work in progress with a to-be-announced release date.

Just spend your halcyon days doing slightly stupid shit. Make for yourself now the stories you’ll be telling for years to an audience of attentive men and women. Wander the streets at night, casting aside the idea that you need any man or woman’s validation or respect. Figure out who you fucking are before you invite some girl into your life, because without that you’re doomed and you’ll drag her down with you. It’s alright to dwell in the basement sometimes. But there’s this larger world filled with inexplicable meanings out there. Go out and live, and then you can learn about wing women, hover hands, wearing perfume and trichromatic matching later.

Vergil9000 · 2011-11-07T06:50:25.000Z

Bowling_Pin:

Then you need to make yourself a better world. One girl isn’t the pillar of meaning that validates your existence, no matter what your young, idealized view of the world screams at you. This doesn’t happen to be your fault either: I think I speak for nearly every guy in this thread when I say that we all thought this at some point at your age. It’s just a combination of what we are genetically coded to be, beings whose every action have the subtext of sleeping beside a warm female body, and how our social programming has convinced us that to have anything less is an aberration to our gender. Don’t try to fool yourself either by telling yourself it’s not about the sex; it absolutely is about the sex, and the critical thinking region of your brain is having trouble rationalizing it.

I didn’t even have to read about this girl’s short, terse responses to anything you ask her to know that she’s going to be disinterested in you. You’re a self-admitted “basement dweller,” sure, but I’m sure you have at least a few bros you occasionally hang out with. I’d suggest skimming through much of the thread, but the short answer is that you need to work on yourself. Focus on your passions, associate with like-minded people, and live. Sleeping with some cute girl will come in time, but that alone isn’t what you need to attain self-fulfillment. Hell, my own self-actualization didn’t really occur until long after high school. You’re a work in progress with a to-be-announced release date.

Just spend your halcyon days doing slightly stupid shit. Make for yourself now the stories you’ll be telling for years to an audience of attentive men and women. Wander the streets at night, casting aside the idea that you need any man or woman’s validation or respect. Figure out who you fucking are before you invite some girl into your life, because without that you’re doomed and you’ll drag her down with you. It’s alright to dwell in the basement sometimes. But there’s this larger world filled with inexplicable meanings out there. Go out and live, and then you can learn about wing women, hover hands, wearing perfume and trichromatic matching later.

Pretty much this; try and learn about yourself more before jumping into things u may regret later cuz in Hs in most cases “nice guys finish last”

Drfatality · 2011-11-07T07:01:33.000Z

^^^This.as a young dude myself(21) im learning to work on myself and experience life instead of chasing after “the one”,you’ll have much more to offer man,go out holla at chicks dont be scared to make mistakes with them and keep it moving.

YamaSalty · 2011-11-07T07:29:16.000Z

Bowling_Pin:

Just spend your halcyon days doing slightly stupid shit. Make for yourself now the stories you’ll be telling for years to an audience of attentive men and women. Wander the streets at night, casting aside the idea that you need any man or woman’s validation or respect. Figure out who you fucking are before you invite some girl into your life, because without that you’re doomed and you’ll drag her down with you. It’s alright to dwell in the basement sometimes. But there’s this larger world filled with inexplicable meanings out there. Go out and live, and then you can learn about wing women, hover hands, wearing perfume and trichromatic matching later.

Inspirational. What would be future reference for knowing some chick isn’t into me and I’m not being pathetic again?

angelpalm · 2011-11-07T07:33:17.000Z

This is all you guys need to get all the tail you will ever need.

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YamaSalty:

Inspirational. What would be future reference for knowing some chick isn’t into me and I’m not being pathetic again?

When you starting worrying more about why YOU are interested in a chick is the day when you will find that your quality of life is much improved.

Joshkaz · 2011-11-07T07:35:26.000Z

Damn, with that car pussy will just be falling onto your lap.

thurst · 2011-11-07T07:44:22.000Z

women are usually pretty obvious when they’re into you. but you’re dealing with high school girls so it’s kind of a mind field. the only advice i can give you is to not get caught up in not being “obvious”, being obvious works…also, make sure you have a reason for getting at a chick other than her being into you.