The Relationship/Dating Thread: We rough up our significant other and they love it!

PKSkyler · 2011-10-23T08:47:45.000Z

King-Sun:

So I think I just took a major l tonight. Long story short I was messing with this chick I wanted to get it in with for 4 months only to get her to my pad the snatch is wetter than a sponge and when I went to do the finger and waved it across my noise that ish was smelling like balonga left in a lunch pale on a hot summer day. I just had to front and tell her im not in the mood and well hit her up. This can’t be life

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Reveal · 2011-10-23T09:14:24.000Z

King-Sun:

So I think I just took a major l tonight. Long story short I was messing with this chick I wanted to get it in with for 4 months only to get her to my pad the snatch is wetter than a sponge and when I went to do the finger and waved it across my noise that ish was smelling like balonga left in a lunch pale on a hot summer day. I just had to front and tell her im not in the mood and well hit her up. This can’t be life

Lol I’ve had that happen to me before, except this girl smelled so bad that I didn’t even need to sniff my finger.
The smell itself didn’t even smell like bad cooch. It smelled like really bad body odor. We were in my room and I was fingering her and I got a wiff of the smell. I just made her cum with my fingers because I wasn’t about to get into it with her if she smelled like that.

A few days later, same thing happened, and the smell was just as strong and just as bad. The thing that got me was that a couple times she hinted that she wanted me to eat her out. How can you expect something like that when you have no idea that you’ve got major funk going on down there?

King-Sun · 2011-10-23T16:28:08.000Z

Reveal:

Lol I’ve had that happen to me before, except this girl smelled so bad that I didn’t even need to sniff my finger.
The smell itself didn’t even smell like bad cooch. It smelled like really bad body odor. We were in my room and I was fingering her and I got a wiff of the smell. I just made her cum with my fingers because I wasn’t about to get into it with her if she smelled like that.

A few days later, same thing happened, and the smell was just as strong and just as bad. The thing that got me was that a couple times she hinted that she wanted me to eat her out. How can you expect something like that when you have no idea that you’ve got major funk going on down there?

It took my all not to tell this girl she needed to douch/ wash her couch with hot water and soap

thurst · 2011-10-23T16:31:28.000Z

you should finger her for a bit and then rub put your finger in her mouth and see how she reacts.

huckles98 · 2011-10-23T16:40:39.000Z

Got my girl addicted to Tatsunoko Vs Capcom last night. Been dating for a month, I’m a gun nut/fishing/outdoors guy, love to work on cars, aircraft mechanic by trade but I warned her I am a street fighter geek. She always gave me a hard time on it so Yesterday I forced her to try it out. Now she’s playing it too. Too funny.

Neesa · 2011-10-23T18:15:50.000Z

thurst:

you should finger her for a bit and then rub put your finger in her mouth and see how she reacts.

OsgX · 2011-10-23T20:04:45.000Z

thurst:

you should finger her for a bit and then rub put your finger in her mouth and see how she reacts.

This is a profound gem.

Rodimus · 2011-10-24T00:24:16.000Z

King-Sun:

It took my all not to tell this girl she needed to douch/ wash her couch with hot water and soap

LMAO, you gotta let them nasty chicks know!! A few times I had to say your joking right thats you smelling like a long john sliver combo and you want me to put my face down there?

I like my dick sucked so best believe i keep my shit cleaner than bleach. you gotta be clean i have no clue how peeps over the age of 16 struggle with that. It’s like they say you cant really smell your own funk–the hell you cant the goal is to stay so clean you never smell yourself…lol.

A shower dont take that long you know…lol.

angelpalm · 2011-10-24T02:14:09.000Z

thurst:

you should finger her for a bit and then rub put your finger in her mouth and see how she reacts.

And then she don’t even flinch at that and goes for some direct tongue on tongue action cause you just turned her filthy ass on.

Edit: Did I mention this before but what is up with every girl I know trying to smell my armpits? Even caught my sisters doing this shit to me a few times. Some of them so sneaky about it too. I know a nigga smell scrumptious and all that but for fucks sake, people creep me out.

EmblemLord · 2011-10-24T03:26:20.000Z

Men give off pheromones that make women feel more comfortable/safe or so I read. Your sisters doing it actually makes the most sense, because you are a male in their family they feel more comfortable with you.

My mother used to do this to her grandfather all the time.

angelpalm · 2011-10-24T03:29:41.000Z

Got them Alpha pheromones on deck?

Good shit.

EmblemLord · 2011-10-24T03:33:00.000Z

So is it bad that I been thinking about my potential sugar momma? lol. I’m seriously considering just hanging out with her for a few weeks and seeing what happens. She might show me some things. lmao.

King-Sun · 2011-10-24T04:20:25.000Z

EmblemLord:

So is it bad that I been thinking about my potential sugar momma? lol. I’m seriously considering just hanging out with her for a few weeks and seeing what happens. She might show me some things. lmao.

I’ll have a crying lebron gif ready for you in a couple of months

EmblemLord · 2011-10-24T04:25:37.000Z

I see few risks in this as long as I dont get emotionally involved, which albeit might be a bit tricky.

Neesa · 2011-10-24T04:35:57.000Z

EL, let’s be honest, you’re not the most successful in being “emotionless”…

King-Sun · 2011-10-24T04:46:35.000Z

Neesa:

EL, let’s be honest, you’re not the most successful in being “emotionless”…

http://the989grind.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/lebron-crying.jpg

cued up

EmblemLord · 2011-10-24T04:51:46.000Z

Ok, but im def not Lebron level lmao!

psychoballz · 2011-10-24T05:48:57.000Z

Hey guys, this is my first time posting in this thread and I just wanted a few tips of quitting a toxic relationship.
I mean we have created so much wreckage in this relationship it’s ridiculous.

I don’t need to to list all the details but we were up against a lot of odds just because of differences from the get go, for example: there’s an age difference, I’m 30 she’s 38,
she has kids , I don’t
We have different personalities, she’s very outgoing and aggressive, I’m more conservative and passive
She’s black and I’m white, she is attracted to white guys primarily but I like all girls and I never really meant to go this far into the relationship, our finances together suck real bad,there were so many warning signs to not take this further than a booty call if that!
because of alcohol, arguing, and other bs I can’t take this anymore, everyday is an argument and many times violence has present, I just wanna cut all ties but I worry about her, she says things like she will give up and even threatens to hurt herself if she can’t have me, she has threatened to hurt me and then plead insanity to get out of a harsh sentence, we have both struggled with drug issues and that’s a major strain, but even when we are clean and sober there is always some bs as to why we can’t be happy, I can never make her happy enough because I just feel that she feeds off drama and then I blow up and I don’t like to be mad and argue honestly.I feel she preys on my guilty conscience because she knows I like to make things right and be on the up and up but I have neglected so many friends and family because she demands all my time and attention, and many of my friends and her would mix like oil and water, and she has no friends because she says, “my man will look at their ass” or some bs like that it’s ridiculous and childish.

sorry guys I’m just kind of venting here and I know the solution is no contact, gosh I just want my life back and I want her to do good and be happy as well I just don’t want anymore bs, we are not married, we have no kids together, this was some type of fairy tale pipe dream for her and I kind of went along with it and then I got attached to her but you couldn’t call this relationship love it’s way out of hand

King-Sun · 2011-10-24T05:59:23.000Z

psychoballz:

Hey guys, this is my first time posting in this thread and I just wanted a few tips of quitting a toxic relationship.
I mean we have created so much wreckage in this relationship it’s ridiculous.

I don’t need to to list all the details but we were up against a lot of odds just because of differences from the get go, for example: there’s an age difference, I’m 30 she’s 38,
she has kids , I don’t
We have different personalities, she’s very outgoing and aggressive, I’m more conservative and passive
She’s black and I’m white, she is attracted to white guys primarily but I like all girls and I never really meant to go this far into the relationship, our finances together suck real bad,there were so many warning signs to not take this further than a booty call if that!
because of alcohol, arguing, and other bs I can’t take this anymore, everyday is an argument and many times violence has present, I just wanna cut all ties but I worry about her, she says things like she will give up and even threatens to hurt herself if she can’t have me, she has threatened to hurt me and then plead insanity to get out of a harsh sentence, we have both struggled with drug issues and that’s a major strain, but even when we are clean and sober there is always some bs as to why we can’t be happy, I can never make her happy enough because I just feel that she feeds off drama and then I blow up and I don’t like to be mad and argue honestly.I feel she preys on my guilty conscience because she knows I like to make things right and be on the up and up but I have neglected so many friends and family because she demands all my time and attention, and many of my friends and her would mix like oil and water, and she has no friends because she says, “my man will look at their ass” or some bs like that it’s ridiculous and childish.

sorry guys I’m just kind of venting here and I know the solution is no contact, gosh I just want my life back and I want her to do good and be happy as well I just don’t want anymore bs, we are not married, we have no kids together, this was some type of fairy tale pipe dream for her and I kind of went along with it and then I got attached to her but you couldn’t call this relationship love it’s way out of hand

Sounds like you guys are just too toxic for each other and if shes threatening with “If I can’t have you no one can ish” you need to leave immediately. You don’t want to be on the 10 o clock news one day better yet I would save my money and when you get your feet just move out preferrably at the end of you guys lease/ living arrangement of course.

Joshkaz · 2011-10-24T06:02:15.000Z

You’re not married and have no kids with her. Just leave.