The Relationship/Dating Thread: We rough up our significant other and they love it!

Qrazy · 2011-10-17T18:38:52.000Z

thurst:

kids is a gully ass movie, def still worth checking out even if you’re no longer (or never were lol) a 14 year old pothead.

I have it to scare my kids some day.

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Koop · 2011-10-17T18:48:21.000Z

thurst:

kids is a gully ass movie, def still worth checking out even if you’re no longer (or never were lol) a 14 year old pothead.

Havent seen it but I am now…

FaceMeAndBeBroken · 2011-10-17T19:20:05.000Z

Qrazy:

The movie came out in the 90s and it appears some puerile get the reference. It also launched the careers of cloe & rosario.
Besides, all the kids in that movie are the age of the girls you go after, so you should have seen the movie for pointers, that is why in the fuck you should have seen the movie.

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Except I dont go after young ass girls. I just said they’re the only ones that aren’t fucked up yet. That’s mainly because they aren’t old enough to have yet done so. Think abou this; I only complain that chicks I talk to always have some kind of deal breaker. If I were going after tenderlings, that wouldn’t be the case, as they (usually) dont have kids, and (around here) a 17 year old girl is more likely to have SOME kind of job than a 27 year old one. So, yeah, I’m gonna say objectively they’re better. There’s no way in hell I would try to go after one, as Thurst said the legal ramification are too high. Believe me, the couple times I got to drive the right hand drive, every high school (or otherwise) girl noticed. I could have smashed so many underage fine bitches with zero game needed. But like Thurst also said, older ones are just as simple.

OsgX · 2011-10-17T19:24:54.000Z

thurst:

kids is a gully ass movie, def still worth checking out even if you’re no longer (or never were lol) a 14 year old pothead.

Yea man. Most definitely is.I had the :eek: face, the entire time I was watching it. Yelled at the screen and shit, and normally I’m not even the type to partake in that action when I watch movies.

Qrazy:

I have it to scare my kids some day.

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Same.

Qrazy · 2011-10-17T20:08:17.000Z

@faceme I truly hope you take the time to watch the movie…it may just be an intervention for you.

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Nando · 2011-10-17T22:00:27.000Z

haven’t seen it but I know what the deal is

EDDUR · 2011-10-17T22:06:56.000Z

Exchange student inhouse pussy ftw!

fishjie · 2011-10-18T00:22:18.000Z

JSN723:

Meh…5 years is fine. And I swear it’s not because I’m asian… >_>

haha yeah asian girls (girls in general) like dudes who are older. although, once girls get to ~ 30 they tend to date younger guys because dat clock is ticking. all the older dudes are already married at that point and the single ones are lookin for trophy wife upgrades or mistresses. the girls i dated online were older than me, and that’s true for my other friends who did online dating. but a girl in her early 20s wants to date guys older. lucky me!

the worst (best) part about this relationship is since she was a friend of the family, so when I was 13 in high school, I knew her when she was 8. LULZ. not creepy at all though i swear

Veikuri · 2011-10-18T02:34:18.000Z

So there is this chick I like that works around where I live. She has a boyfriend tho and shot me down a couple of months ago(I’m horrible with time so maybe a month or a few weeks). Main reason why I talked to her because I usually go to hang out with my friends when I’m at work. I would usually greet her and say wassup. Nothing out of the norm and she would do the same and carry on.

Now I haven’t seen her for a couple of weeks and now she is so happy to see me. Like she would wave at my trying hard to grab my attention while I’m talking to my friends to walking over and touching me saying hey and what not. I’m not trying to start a relationship with her, I just want to smash :rolleyes:

Also, same place different chick. Its like the opposite with her tho. Whenever I come through to hang out she usually is mad salty(usually smiling, in a playful way) that I come over there while I’m working(because I usually stay there for a good 15-45mins while I’m supposed to be working). Whenever I walk into the store she usually emphasizes my presences and is always smiling at me etc. Now, or recently, we don’t really talk anymore. Thoughts SRK?

edit: How would you pursue SRK?

orochizoolander · 2011-10-18T03:06:49.000Z

angelpalm:

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You and your girl are pretty ignorant. Does a 25 year old have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a 17 year old mature enough to be compatible with in a serious monogamous relationship? Probably, but does that make it okay to judge a person based on their age? No.

Qrazy:

This post solidified you as the “telly” of the thread. (if you saw the movie “kids”, you get the reference).

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So he likes virgins?

Neesa · 2011-10-18T03:26:48.000Z

Koop:

I love how neesa was gonna mush me out the way on some chappelle show slow mo skit… went from ‘fucc outta my way’ to ‘OMG its koop’…

yes… my feet still hurt from that place.

Haha. Yeah. Too many people and I was alone. Bitches get cut. And yeah, my feet were dying. I just know, I appreciated a seat when we got in.

Qrazy · 2011-10-18T03:38:06.000Z

orochizoolander:

So he likes virgins?

Although you won some cool points for knowing that about the movie, you are missing the huge thing making his character controversial.
What was the reason behind his female friend trying to find him? What does he have in common with face me?

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Joshkaz · 2011-10-18T03:45:30.000Z

They both have HIV?
They both like younger women?

angelpalm · 2011-10-18T03:45:42.000Z

orochizoolander:

You and your girl are pretty ignorant. Does a 25 year old have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a 17 year old mature enough to be compatible with in a serious monogamous relationship? Probably, but does that make it okay to judge a person based on their age? No.

So he likes virgins?

Yeah, we’re pretty fucking ignant, that’s why we stay asking questions on a video game forum for relationship advice lol. How do you agree with someone and then insult them when you have the same opinion but are too much of a coward to just straight out say it. That’s the pussy shit that makes srk trash these days.

BullDancer · 2011-10-18T03:53:25.000Z

fishjie:

haha yeah asian girls (girls in general) like dudes who are older. although, once girls get to ~ 30 they tend to date younger guys because dat clock is ticking. all the older dudes are already married at that point and the single ones are lookin for trophy wife upgrades or mistresses. the girls i dated online were older than me, and that’s true for my other friends who did online dating. but a girl in her early 20s wants to date guys older. lucky me!

the worst (best) part about this relationship is since she was a friend of the family, so when I was 13 in high school, I knew her when she was 8. LULZ. not creepy at all though i swear

How you get to high school @ 13?

Azns I swear…

Also anyone feel free to answer this question, but do these older women be looking for love when they try to get a younger dudes or just a quick fling? Because I’m down with the latter… but don’t be expecting me to play daddy when their kids are damn near grown ass men/women…

Qrazy · 2011-10-18T04:08:16.000Z

Joshkaz:

They both have HIV?
They both like younger women?

Close…both go around screwing raw while causing harm to his unknowing partners.
I guess we just gave away the movie. Still worth the view.
PS: kudos to you for knowing your tragic movie tales!
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FaceMeAndBeBroken · 2011-10-18T06:50:45.000Z

No.

Qrazy · 2011-10-18T06:59:29.000Z

Another reason for most of you guys to NOT buy an iphone.
http://gma.yahoo.com/cheating-heart-iphone-app-finds-wife-another-man-140300843.html

When Apple released its new iOS 5 operating system to go with its iPhone 4S, it touted a new app called “Find My Friends” as a great way to track and meet up with friends. If they agree, you can see their locations on a map on your screen.
But the app’s enterprising customers are apparently already finding other uses. If the online posts appearing on a chat forum at MacRumors.com are for real, “Find My Friends” may have already claimed its first marriage.
Saturday night on MacRumors, a man saying he lived in New York City posted this:
"Divorcing wife. Thanks iPhone 4s and Find My Friends.
"I got my wife a new 4s and loaded up find my friends without her knowing. She told me she was at her friends house in the east village. I’ve had suspicions about her meeting this guy who live uptown. Lo and behold, Find my Friends has her right there.
"I just texted her asking where she was and the dumb b---- said she was on 10th Street!! Thank you Apple, thank you App Store, thank you all. These beautiful treasure trove of screen shots [sic] going to play well when I meet her … at the lawyer’s office in a few weeks.
"thankfully, she’s the rich one."
It has not been determined whether the story posted on MacRumors was, in fact, authentic, and the man did not immediately reply to a request from ABC News for comment. But more than 100,000 people have viewed the posts, according to MacRumors. More than 300 of them replied with expressions of sympathy, skepticism and – this being the Internet – a few less-than-savory jokes.
Arnold Kim, the editorial director of MacRumors, said it was “definitely a busy thread.” MacRumors did not try to verify the man’s story (if, in fact, it was a man), but said everyone who registers for its forums has to validate their email when they register.
“Find My Friends” uses the iPhone or iPad’s built-in Global Positioning System to see your friends’ locations on a map on the screen of your device. GPS can be accurate to within a few feet for civilian uses.
Apple says “The Find My Friends app is a great way to share your location with people who are important to you” – whether you’re trying to meet friends at a crowded concert or make sure your kids get safely home from school.
The man was back with a new post less than an hour later, including a couple of screen grabs showing the location of his wife was on East 65th St., though she sent him a text message saying, "Was hard to find stupid cab hate meat packing…"
The husband again: "She said she is in meat packing district which is on 12th street. I DONT THINK SO. Appreicate [sic] the support. not my finest hour here but going to get better soon."
The new iPhone 4S and operating system have been off-the-charts successes for Apple, which said this morning that it sold more than four million iPhone 4S in three days, and that 25 million people are now using iOS 5.
Technology watchers are particularly struck by Siri – the voice-recognition “personal assistant” built into the new software that accepts spoken commands, answers questions, and is eerily intelligent in its responses.
There was a memorial service Sunday night for Steve Jobs on the campus of Stanford University, near Apple’s corporate headquarters in California, amid widespread stories that he was deeply involved in the next iPhone – the replacement for the iPhone 4S.
The presumably-jilted husband put up one last post Saturday night: "what really chaps my a-- is not the cheating but the fact that they were probably admiring and laughing over the new phone I BOUGHT. haha. well someone about to get the last laugh tonight."
And that was the last from him. The whole thing may have been a joke, or a domestic tragedy. Ben Crompton, who writes the Pocket Lint blog, said there have certainly been other apps before, such as Google Latitude, that let you track people through GPS signals, but Apple will make it trendy.
“The burning issue seems to be that it is a very powerful tool to have,” he wrote, “bringing with it huge amounts of info to the user as well as delivering plenty of info about the user to others. For some this power will outdo the user’s knowledge of how to use it properly.”
“Still, on the up side,” he concluded, “maybe Siri will be able to offer some marriage guidance advice.”

Although, when a man is cheating he always tells on himself…so I should have said “another reason for your to buy your gf an iphone”

Lunaid · 2011-10-18T11:58:46.000Z

@Qrazy Well shit, that could have come in handy.

Qrazy · 2011-10-18T14:30:20.000Z

Man, your ahem woman had a list. You didn’t need any help. having a list is just as sloppy as picking up people on myspace and leaving your message box open while having your significant other around. You didn’t even need a tracker.

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