The Relationship/Dating Thread: We rough up our significant other and they love it!

Neesa · 2011-07-23T00:39:43.000Z

Rodimus:

Nah Neesa has a bf she trying to use me for a frosty lol. I know how Jersey girls bait us:

Neesa: Ok Prime lets go to Wendy’s I just want a frosty.

(Jersey girl translation) dis nigga dont know I’m getting more than a frosty. I know he want me so now Imma get a combo for me and my bf off Rod’s dollar.

Rodimus Prime being a jersey girl vernacular vet. knows the set up. going by her av i think she might be working with d’s so i might need a quick flash then sure Frosty on me…lol.

…OMFG. I laughed REALLY hard.

I really do just want a Frosty! I had already gotten myself pizza. Fuck it. I’ll get my own damn Frosty!

fishjie · 2011-07-23T00:39:52.000Z

for a pedi you better have gotten the semen sucked out of your dick

Neesa · 2011-07-23T01:00:47.000Z

fishjie:

for a pedi you better have gotten the semen sucked out of your dick

There is nothing wrong with getting your Flinstone feet did.

OsgX · 2011-07-23T02:27:39.000Z

fishjie:

for a pedi you better have gotten the semen sucked out of your dick

I don’t see anything wrong with it. shrugs

Shadow_Ace_50 · 2011-07-23T03:06:33.000Z

The Spa? feet done?..ughh…

ZeonTheUnborn · 2011-07-23T04:17:10.000Z

Neesa:

There is nothing wrong with getting your Flinstone feet did.

I mean, its different if you’re like “Damn, my shit so hard I"m picking up carpet.” but “Hey babe, you wanna go get our feet done?”

Something about that just…irks me.

Rodimus · 2011-07-23T05:32:33.000Z

ZeonTheUnborn:

I mean, its different if you’re like “Damn, my shit so hard I"m picking up carpet.” but “Hey babe, you wanna go get our feet done?”

Something about that just…irks me.

True that, that’s why I said Only Eva can get me to ever do that, and it has to be right after sex.

Rodimus · 2011-07-23T05:34:16.000Z

Neesa:

…OMFG. I laughed REALLY hard.

I really do just want a Frosty! I had already gotten myself pizza. Fuck it. I’ll get my own damn Frosty!

Damn all i wanted was a quick flash…lol. I know you got pics of yourself on that phone of yours…lol
I’ll get you a frosty you know how i feel about you Neesa.

Spycarnegy · 2011-07-23T05:43:43.000Z

Dat frosty IS top tier tho…
Glad to hear it went well EL

Neesa · 2011-07-23T05:51:33.000Z

ZeonTheUnborn:

I mean, its different if you’re like “Damn, my shit so hard I"m picking up carpet.” but “Hey babe, you wanna go get our feet done?”

Something about that just…irks me.

Well, yeah. I agree. But if I rub your feet and they feel like sand paper, I will STRONGLY SUGGEST you get your feet did before getting in bed with me. I don’t need your rough ass feet.

Rodimus:

Damn all i wanted was a quick flash…lol. I know you got pics of yourself on that phone of yours…lol
I’ll get you a frosty you know how i feel about you Neesa.

Rofl. I know Rod. I know. Dat Frosty <3
FYI: I’m DD. Good guess though.

Spycarnegy:

Dat frosty IS top tier tho…

It really is… Special on hot ass days like the recent ones. Rod owes me a large Chocolate Frosty.

hanzohattori1 · 2011-07-23T07:07:28.000Z

Prime trying to set shit up like Yu-Gi-Oh! Lmao!

ZeonTheUnborn · 2011-07-23T08:19:04.000Z

Nessa bout to pull that Kaiba on his ass. “You’ve activated my trap! I summon blues double D dragon!” and GG on rod.

Neesa · 2011-07-23T16:39:40.000Z

ZeonTheUnborn:

Nessa bout to pull that Kaiba on his ass. “You’ve activated my trap! I summon blues double D dragon!” and GG on rod.

LMFAO. He can try all he wants. He’s going up against a guy that I’ve known for 8 years and dating him 3 out of those 8. All I wanted was a damn Frosty and he wants me cooking his grits. Oh, Rod. You’re so silly.

/dat uphill battle

Rodimus · 2011-07-24T02:43:20.000Z

hanzohattori1:

Prime trying to set shit up like Yu-Gi-Oh! Lmao!

LMFAO!!! OMG LOL

ZeonTheUnborn:

Nessa bout to pull that Kaiba on his ass. “You’ve activated my trap! I summon blues double D dragon!” and GG on rod.

LMAO again!!! Kaiba was bawse!!!

Neesa:

LMFAO. He can try all he wants. He’s going up against a guy that I’ve known for 8 years and dating him 3 out of those 8. All I wanted was a damn Frosty and he wants me cooking his grits. Oh, Rod. You’re so silly.

/dat uphill battle

Neesa got those D’s and ya’ll know I come prepared with Jason Borne Awareness™ sometimess you have to counter the D cups with this card:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070218044441/yugioh/images/thumb/2/25/D-CounterDP05-EN-SR.jpg/300px-D-CounterDP05-EN-SR.jpg

Damn you got 8 yrs with dude you can txt a dd pic to Prime. just delete after i confirm i got it. Whats making me laugh is I know you have those types of pics on your phone already. Seems like a fair trade for a frosty in this heat.

Neesa · 2011-07-24T04:57:48.000Z

Rodimus:

Whats making me laugh is I know you have those types of pics on your phone already. Seems like a fair trade for a frosty in this heat.

HA! That’s where you’re wrong. Yes, I have pictures of me but they’re all clothed. My little brother has a tendency to use my phone to take pics. Last thing I wanna do is scar the kid for life.

Spycarnegy · 2011-07-24T05:51:32.000Z

You two are clownin Dat nigga said the Jason Bourne awareness:rofl:

EmblemLord · 2011-07-24T06:24:11.000Z

Yeah, I wasn’t sure about the pedi and she asked me how I felt when it was over and I was like…I feel pretty gay. She just laughed. But she said it made her night. Also saw her today and met her aunt. Went to wal-mart together. Baby girl blurted that I’m agnostic and her aunt was like…omg now I know why the lord sent you to ue. He sent you to us so you could treat her right and so I could save you. I was like…O_O…uhhh thanks? Her aunt told me that I was making the right moves though and that she really enjoys my company.

I tell you women that have been wounded are tough to crack. Always got they guard up but im happy im making progress.

Lost_Dog · 2011-07-24T06:36:15.000Z

What if she didn’t say yes or no? That’s not a yes or a no, maybe a “I was just trying to be nice…”, which isn’t really nice at all…

KYO84 · 2011-07-24T07:19:56.000Z

Going to tell a girl how I feel about her today but I’m pretty sure that shit is going to blow up in my face big time. I can’t stand being around her and having these feelings bottled up but just randomly deciding to ignore her till the feelings go away won’t help(and may not even work), it would just leave her wondering “wtf did I do?” or “wtf got into him?” so I figure coming clean is the better option right?

Lost_Dog · 2011-07-24T09:44:40.000Z

Wow, that was my same exact situation and look what happened to me. Um, all I can say is it probably depends on how you say it, definitely listen to her and what she says if you want to go anywhere with a broad… Do you run into her a lot?

e: http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/8-signs-hes-totally-into-you-2513796/

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