I want to find out who the fuck hired the graphics artist who made that gay ass fireball and explosions in this movie and kick them in the balls. How the fuck do you have all that time in post production and not be able to put together something half decent. Shit. Maybe I can get a side job as a graphics artist in the industry.
Some other things I learned:
Half Chinese girls are born asian, grow up to be white, then grow up even more to be half and half
Bison fears bamboo and flour
Balrog without his gloves fears pineapples and cold
Vega can’t cut through rope (sorry Tatsu)
Women shower with their pants on
If you see a spiderweb tattoo on someone’s hand twice within a week, you need a flashback to remind you you’ve seen it before
Gen is a scrub who mashes the same anti air kick on wakeup.
LOL!!!..i couldnt stop laughing when i saw him slap his forehead!!!
It was great seeing everyone again…thanx for the invite sanchez!..i dont think i woulda had that much fun with without everyone in there talking shit the whole time :tup:
fuck man seriously this movie was too much for me. i cant handle nash. im just fucking sitting on my comp thinking about everything nash does and laughing like an idiot. haha fuck. seriously favorite part is when nash is fucking slapping his forehead or w/e and yelling YOU COME WITH ME. LOL
edit: my mom came in my room and asked me why i was laughing… haha! god damn you nash.
“the mystique about vega is dat you don’t know whether he’s mortal or immortal because of his whole, just, the energy that he presents, the way he speaks… you know, it’s not clear whether he’s you know… is he from this planet?? is h-is he… there’s something more that you want to know about him”
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AYE MAN WHAT THE FUCK.
i’m so fucking anger at this movie you guys don’t even know
Balrog’s ambiguous crossup on the Mercedes was by far my favorite scene.
I always associated Chris Klein as the slightly homo feely emotions jock from American Pie but now, he will forever be Charlie Nash. His detective skills are undeniable. Shadowlauuhhuww’s HQ being right next to police HQ can only be deduced by someone with the insight of Chris Klein.
I fucken loved this movie and I love Sanchez, yeah, like that.
God, Nash is such a sex machine that he can just tell bitches to “come here” and they will gladly make out with him.
Also, Gen apparently can teleport even after he gets the shit kicked out of him. That must be how he dodged the missile! Brilliant!
Also, when you kick through bathroom stall doors they shatter like glass!
Also, make sure you stand when standing is difficult even if you love your job but watch out for spiderwebs! WTF?
Also, was it me or did that waitress at Roscoe’s have a full grown mustache? Ewwwww…
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