The Official Thread of the London 2012 Olympics

I love me some Jessica Ennis.

That was a pretty impressive kick, but honestly I don’t think even he had any chance of catching Mo. Dude just got faster and faster and looked relaxed doing it.

Good Lordy^ that ASSSSSSSS™ :wow: It’s magical. This girl has TIPDRILL-caliber booty! She would not look out of place on BET: Uncut at 2:00 am Central time back in '02 or so.

Misty is on right now…but they’re already not doing well against the Chinese girls…they need to activate Kaio-Ken or something…
*ah, good deal…they did just that and it’s a closer game now.
I still want to slap those cheeks a few good times.

Kerry— yeah, I’d hit that too, though she’s so skinny.

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Noice

Time for another one of my track honies---- LOLO JONES has appeared! Ohhhhh and she’s looking better than ever…unbelievable… she’s a combination of sexy and cute. I would soooo RAVAGE that.

…and now gymnastics… CATALINA PONOR is on that balance beam… which in turn has raised my beam.

*Remember '96 when that chinese girl fell face first into the balance beam? That shit was hilarious… it just randomly came to mind there… I’ll never forget that visual. Her name was Amy Chow, if I recall.

ooh, it looks like Raisman time coming up next! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDY!

What’s with these officials screwing over the competitors in this year’s Olympics? And the appeal got rejected, even though the ref clearly didn’t do his job.

boxing is a corrupt sport…always will be unfortunately

Canada getting hosed left and right.

…so disappointing when the runners wear the full-body suits… I want to see some SKINNNNNN. Ms. Felix had the full-body outfit on just now, sadly.

ah, more runners up next…

sucks to be this guy right now

Damn

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^haha, I hate that I didn’t see that live. I’ll bet people in the audience were being polite and holding in their laughs… I wouldn’t have held it in… I would’ve laughed hysterically…which unfortunately might’ve resulted in me being “escorted” away from the event.

Catalina Ponor just did floor exercise… my honey Raisman was just before that. I have several “floor exercises” of my own in mind for those two. …ooooh and now here’s Vanessa Ferrari— sexy name for a sexy girl… such UNBELIEVABLE HOTNESS at this year’s Olympics… UNfuckingBELIEVABLE.

That should be the new “Agony of Defeat” for the World Wide of Sports! :rofl: :rofl:

Anyone remember that show?

Fuck I’m old.

i really need to get aly raismans number from my godmother. lol. i need lil gymnastic babies.

rofl…i cant stop laughing at that diver.

Anyway Orochi Zoolander is Leo Manzano. The resemblance is uncanny

Looks like that diver’s arm slipped when he was in pike which resulted in the body splash. He’s probably landed that dive a thousand times before in practice. Everyone fucks up once in a while, he just happened to fuck up on the biggest stage in sports.

For anyone following freestyle wrestling, how are the matches? They’re not showing any wrestling on the channel that’s showing the Olympics in my country so I’m out of luck.

dunno bout freestyle. but sounds like greco we got asswhooped.

used this thread to follow greco…hope they do the same for freestyle.

dat back got smacked

Jordyn Wieber’s face looks like a used baseball mitt.