The Official Thread of the London 2012 Olympics

STOP SLOWING DOWN AT THE FINISH LINE

Jesus

wtf happened to the guy in position 2?

richard ross woooooo. second person in the usa for 400m gold!!!

Lol Dutch guy throwing a bottle trying to get Bolt to false start.

Edit: I was thinking Powell pulled a hammy hence his slow down.

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haha, The BOLT™ is still ridiculous.

*and what’s up with that asswipe throwing a bottle on the track? Drunk, perhaps? Dude was probably “gently” escorted away from the stadium with the quickness. Like the legendary Dalton from Road House says “You’re too stupid to have a good time!”

*Yeah, I got to see Misty’s wonderful ass earlier today… there were some unforgettable cheek-slap moments to be seen there… one in particular when Kerry slapped both of her booty-cheeks at the same time, and you could see the resulting jiggle motion… goodness gracious :sweat:

Missy is being interviewed by that Costas Robot right now… she is absolutely adorable.

interesting… it seems like Beiber may actually want a piece of that. Oooooh now there’s some video of her and the other swimmer girls dancing around sexy on an airplane…niiiiiice.

They actually give him a disadvantage. He doesn’t have all the muscles and joints that part of his legs would have that gives other runners more power. It’s pretty amazing, actually.

Though it does raise the question of future Olympics and to what extent will non-organic technology will be allowed.

Watching the replay of women’s beach volleyball now. This Misty May chick…her ass is nice. Her face, not so much… She got the tramp stamp, too! Whoever that Treanor cat is (nevermind, found out he’s a baseball player) must be loving the backshots! Man, over the past thirteen years, all of these pawg’s…it’s an epidemic! Also, did you guys see the ass on that Fraser-Pryce chick? Good Lord, it isn’t fair!

I turned away for a moment and I missed the entire Men’s 100m dash. Usain Bolt does not fuck around. Apparently, all the other runners stepped up their game too with the top 4 having a time of ~9.8(?).

And it looks like Usain Bolt started a new pose called “Bolting”. That guy knows how to style.

Yo those medalists for the Women’s Triple Jump look bangin’. :lovin:

Why? She has a nice lil’ bubble in disguise going on.

The fuck are you blind? Maybe you’re getting her confused with her teammate.

Also I’m gonna say it again, McKayla Maroney looks like she gets passed around the locker room… and likes it.

Hatin’ on white booty. Your loss, suckah.

I don’t wanna see yo blog full of that silicone and cement and thousand island dressing inflated fake butts. I bet they were supplied by this kind of bitch.

I’m sticking with the all natural booty that you can only get with the Olympics.

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This shit here caught me off guard, lmao! Rock, I said “in disguise”

just saw him get last in the semifinals, which confirms that it is a hindrance. if he had won first, then a lotta people myself included would be crying foul.

that’s baller as fuck that he got into the semis though. i had no idea prosthetic legs had advanced this much. however, once tech gets even better i think it would defeat the purpose of olympics allowed cyborgs

As long as the Olympics isn’t filled with a bunch of Frankys, I’m okay with prosthetics. For now.

I still think that a no-drug-test Olympics would be fun as fuck to watch, too.

I wanna see roided-up super-muscled Chinese dudes go at it in ping-pong.

LMAO that was a hilarious vid

so how’d he lose his legs? what a baller

and lol during the 100M, one of the guys last name was GAY, and he had a name tag that said GAY

lulz

I like how after the race the double amputee traded name tags with a guy from some other nation.

he shoulda traded legs before the race.

edit: Also what’s up with this Louis Smith gymnast mofo? dude looks like the Puerto Rican version of Prince.

FLASH STEPS!

I like how he breaks World Records and it still doesn’t look like he’s maxed himself out.

A “running for his life” Bolt would probably break the sound barrier.

I can only imagine what the celebration was like in Jamaica on that day. Maybe they’d make him the next prime minister.