Come on… we know you did several spanks.
What if it is YOUR piss?
Blue ball comes slowly.
naa just one, and i puled my hoody sleeves over my hand. This was one very nasty ass.
I won’t touch any chick covered in piss, even my own. And this chick was face first in a men’s room. I don’t care who’s men’s room it is, that’s the filthiest place on earth. If that bitch wakes up and doesn’t have AIDS, herpes, cancer, gonorrhea, syphilis, is named Clu, alzeimers, webbed feet, and isn’t on fire, I will be fucking amazed.
You obviously have never been in a Women’s Room, then.
I would be amazed if her name were CLU, too.
Not fucking amazed, mind*.
I’d fuck ME, though*.
**No homo.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Hey wherever u gotta go to sit on a toilet and piss, is ur own business, amigo
what about CLU2?
stop lying
STOP LYING
blue ball never comes
Wtf @ Sovi3t’s story. 
God damn. I wonder what the fuck happened with that girl.
In regards to men’s pissrooms, there was this men’s washroom I went into in San Francisco… and it was so clean and nice. The toilet even had a fancy, electronic control to wash your asshole/balls. The restroom was so clean that I honestly thought I walked into the women’s restroom. Then again… it WAS San Francisco, after all.
As a former custodian, you guys are fools if you think the women’s bathroom is EVER nicer than the men’s. Bitches leave bloody pads/tampons all over the place and write their names on the stall in their own menstruation.
THANK YOU.
+1, Azure.
-9999999999999999999999999999999, Soviet.
Also: The sky and I are blue, bitches’ bathrooms are worse than mensrooms, and Soviet spanked more than that cellulite-riddled ass in that bar stall.
Blue ball comes slowly.
This. One of my biggest eye-openers was when I worked retail and had to clean the women’s bathroom. Shit got so bad that we had to close the women’s bathroom and get a sign for the men’s bathroom whenever our female employees would be in there.
Back in 2003 I got into a heated altercation with DMX and his crew at a McDonalds in Greenwich Village.
That was fun.
This is the crazy stories thread.
We demand details.
Was his Kung Fu greater than yours?
Blue ball comes slowly.
Whoa, never knew this thread existed.
In August, me and a buddy (he posts here, too, but I have no idea if he still does) went to an A Perfect Circle concert and we got kinda boned there. So we were hella depressed and decided to spend the rest of the day at Chinatown Fair practicing Marvel 2. We spend hours and hours and when it closed we went to a park to take a small nap. We woke up around 2-3 a.m. and were walking back to the Christopher St. Path train, since back then 9/11 took out the WTC Path train and the only way to CF is to walk.
I needed to grab some cash for the train ride and taxi to get back home. I step into this McDonalds, grab a 20 from the ATM, and go up to the counter when DMX and his friends walk in. One was some guy shorter than me (DMX is shorter than me, too), some very tall but skinny guy who I think rode bench for the Knicks or whatever, and DMX’s wife or girlfriend. This being a McDonalds and super late at night, you know all of the workers are black. They ALL went to attend to him and his friends even though me and my buddy were there first. I was just trying to get my ass home and these jerks wouldn’t even give me the time of day. So the tall dude bumped into me once and I ignore it but then bumps into me again. I tell him to watch where the fuck he’s going. He goes, “What, nigga?” “Yeah, you heard me.” So this 6’6" guy is up in my face, my buddy is hanging back just trying to assess the situation, and the small guy comes to my side. I’m thinking to myself, “Great, even rich black guys do this dumb shit. Let me get ready for a fight.” DMX comes in, looks at me, and just says, “nah, man. It’s all good” or something to that affect. So we’re split up, I finally get the dumb cunt’s attention to get me change, and I leave.
Last thing I heard from DMX was, “These are some cold ass nuggets.”
I mean, I get you see a celebrity and you freak out sometimes but this is NY. I see celebrities all the time and I imagine everyone else who lives in the city does. They are not special so get your shit together.
@Raz0r punked Dmx, the ruffest ryder and his crew of flunkies?! Make a mix tape son! he must have peered into your soul and seen the stabbing that was gonna happen
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Pablo, I’ve told this story ad nauseum in #SRKGD. I would be stunned if you’ve never heard it before.
I go into #srkgd once a year bruv. and you’re always banned, eps is still black and nothin ever happens since quice and parry dissapered 
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Bitch, this happened in 2003. Back then we were there every night. I wasn’t banned until I think 2004 or whatever.
I can’t recall. but that means you did that in his heyday, impressive :tup:
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Hell, I went in twice this year.
Neither time was a damned thing happening.
Blue ball comes slowly.