So this was about like 3/4 years ago, Fourth of July. My friends and I were launching off fireworks, and we were pretty high to boot. I’m talking high as a kite lost in the sky type stuff. One of my friends, who we’ll call Mr. FA, propose the idea of riding a firecracker into the sky. Naturally I laugh a nd say that’d be kind of cool but impossible. He then gets incredibly serious and tells me he’ll do it, and that we’re gonna be so jealous when he does. We then proceed to look at him and basically say “phuckouttaheah” and lagh him out of sight. As we’re still giggling about his suggestion, we hear an explosion and a scream like someone was stabbed. We run to where hte scream was and see our friend holding the ass of his jeans with blood coming out of it, crying about how he never got to ride the firecracker. We proceeded to take him to the hospital and felt real awkward when they asked what happened and told them it was just a mishap with some firecrackers.
Short and sweet like they should be, I hope
Went to the rippers and im 100% sure it’s a front for human trafficking. No way are that many Hungarian hotties in one place
Especially considering some Hungarian gypsy fuck in my city is being tried for human trafficking
Any long story short I saw my cousin (not full but one of them crazy 2nd cousin crazy bullshit ones)
Stripping
I also got two lap dances from some smoking hot gypsy after that.
this thread needs more activity
WTF are you from? I thought you were from Canada.
Agreed.
Blimey, and i had actually thought everyone had abandoned this thread for the Crows!
The Shoulder’s well enough to work now, and i’m currently studying Photography in the evenings after work, so my next story post should have some nice pics to accompany them. It wont happen for a little while though, as i am a bit busy with life for the moment… Kaz, Baby Sifu and work are all quite demanding!
I’m just gonna have to lurk for now.
I meant to ask months ago, but is the old thread (from the vbulletin server) REALLY gone forever? I google searched for the archives and unfortunately came up with nothing.
Really sad to know that such a gem was lost. Every time I read in that thread, I told myself I should save every page in that bitch ‘just in case’. I was too late.
Has anyone saved anything from the old thread if it indeed has been deleted forever?
I have a text file of Stuckey’s posts somewhere. That’s about it.
ill start posting up some misadventures weekly…been a while since my magnolia discount madness story in like ~07
Evil Zone was mentioned in the PlayStation thread and it reminded me of you, Sifu. Setsuna’s theme still your ring tone for Kaz?
I live a pretty boring life these days, so unfortunately, no crazy stories from me. I know some of you in here get in some crazy shit fairly often, so share the stories!
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Haven’t seen this thread.
So a few weeks ago, a group of my friends are at a friends house. And the fool has some E. Im off that, but figured why not? Im at somebodies house with nothing to do and really shitty music. I pop em 3, and then well anybody who has tried that, knows what happens. Things become more barable, and I actually start engaging in conversations with other people.
So 3 hours pass, and he says, hey I have some extra ones (mind you he is telling this to everybody), so me and 3 others say sure why not? I know I shouldn’t take those 3 or even 1 because it would only extend it for at most 2 hours. So I take it and then continue on with my night.
So later on I go to the restroom and when I come out there a light next to the screen door. My friend says that I did this
Me, "How do you do"
light, "…"
Me, "Quite aren’t we?"
light, "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Me, “well what the fuck are we a bee now?”
and then im on my merry way back. Now I don’t remember asking the light how do you do, but I do remember seeing the light and then getting closer to it and saying the bee line. So I continue my conversation with a few friends, and I notice that there is this group of girls talking, and that one of them is staring at me. But the problem is, is that she is talking. How can a girl stare at me while talking to somebody else. so I ignore it because I know I not fully there. I then go back to the restroom because this stuff makes you pee a lot. Now I remember walking out of the screen again and here a pshh! I look at the light, and approach it. Now I don’t know why, but I start laughing. As of today, im under the assumption that, that light must have said something funny.
So I go back and and my friend is talking to me, and suddenly he goes on mute. His lips are still moving but his lips are muted. I just roll with it, but then I close my eyes real quick and open them again and he is actually facing the opposite direction watching a game of beer pong. I ask him what did he just say and he said he has been watching this ping pong game for a while. So now im fuck, now im lucidly hallucinating, whatever though this isn’t the first time. I eventually get back home, a sober friend was nice enough to give me a ride. That becomes the most intense ride home ever. Trees reaching out and trying to smack the shit of the car and the road is waving as if it where a tidal wave. I don’t let it get to me and just try and enjoy it for what it is.
When i get home, I can’t sleep so I start doing homework. But I spend half the time looking at the lamp and talking to it. Surprisingly this only goes for an hour before I knock out. and this isn’t regular tired sleep, this is drug educed sleep. Turns out there was Ketamine in those pills.
Other than that, routine weekend with lots of homework
I got halfway through that story and was like, “you got fed something other than E” Vitamin K, huh? 
Sounds like a blast, though. I’m mostly envious.
This happened to a friend of mine. She logged into Chat Roulette. They pair her up with a guy in a realistic superhero costume. She says “Wow cool costume! Really nice details.” He says “Yeah, it’s great. There’s actually more detail here.” Then he stands up. And yup you guessed it, the man stands up and he’s got the crotch part cut out.
lol wtf. Ohh how I love you internets…
it was an interesting experience alright, happened to be my first experience with K. From what I hear E laced with K is becoming more and more common.
The crazy story threads continue to be the best threads in general discussion …possibly Srk in general
Shoutouts to sifu stuck2k and the ogs…
I promise I will make significant contributions once I get a laptop…just moves to Japan so bear with me
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So, I go down to see my sister because she broke up with her boyfriend for mysterious reasons, and also because she owns a bar and I wanted to get drunk.
The un-crazy part of this story (depending on your point of view) is that her boyfriend (a bartender at her bar) got dumped because he was stealing money from the tills. A LOT of money. To support his newfound crack habit. His exact words to her were “I tried crack the other day, and now I’m hooked, please help me”. Thankfully, she kicked his ass to the curb. Who the fuck does crack, really? Every mother fucker on earth makes fun of crackheads, yet somebody somewhere gets convinced it’s okay to smoke some mother fucking crack.
Anywho, the crazier part of the story is when I am fucking hammered as shit, and my sister comes up to me, and says “I have no idea what to do, but can you go into the men’s washroom, and figure out what I should do?” So I proceed to walk into the men’s room, and lo and behold, there is a BIG HUGE fat chick (fatter than the behemoths I slay on a nearly daily basis), with just a shirt on, on her hands and knees (more or less), ass up in the air, with a fuckton of cum leaking out of her nasty ass pussy. If i had recharged my iPhone I would pm you guys some life altering pics. This shit was like a hentai gone wrong. And she was TKO, face down on a floor covered with piss and God only knows what else, after probably serving half of downtown her goodies.
So I did what any responsible person would do…I smacked her on the ass as hard as I could, saw she wasn’t coming to, then went back to the bar, finished my delicious http://www.barmeister.com/drinks/recipe/6296/]white freezy, and told my sister “she’s all yours” then went home. Then posted this.
I have no clue why my sister bought a bar in the middle of the fucking ghetto.
Wish Your iphone was charged.
no, no you don’t
you really really don’t
Canada… smh.
What Sovi3t isn’t saying is that he added to the collection of semen.
dear God no…I made it quite clear she got a spank and then I walked out. I’ll fuck a fat bitch. I will fuck a passed out bitch. I will fuck a fat passed out bitch. But when you’re wading whisker deep in ghetto piss, I have to draw a line.