The Official NFL Offseason Thread: JPP blows contract thanks to fireworks stupidity. #spiritfingers

LOL Cowboys already.

I’m gonna go grab my popcorn.

Here’s a fun stat for you guys.

In the last three season openers, the Eagles have turned the ball over in the first 5 minutes. In each one. Their record in those season openers? 3-0. Ain’t that some shit?

GG Falcons.

Matty Ices doing well. Both Matty Ice’s with our kicker.

Our defense looks absolutely atrocious as usual. This year we got a freaking good offense though.
I am still shady on Steven Jackson though. Hasn’t done much.

Cuntler pls.

Don’t know what’s sadder, the diabetes taking over his eye-brain coordination, or Chicago also getting raped in the …WNBA finals? #NoOffenseAnywhere

TV-friendly Steel Panther with Lil Jon on Riggle’s Picks has been my lone highlight of the day :bluu:

Alright, Bailey already helping me out. Cowboys, feel free to keep driving without scoring TDs.

Pissed about the raiders loss but glad about fantasy. I know I’m winning this week

And Romo goes and throws an Eli.

I think it’s better this way.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd its over.

I must resist the urge to suddenly become a niners fan.

Cleveland had the Steelers fans tight at the bar lol. Was eagerly awaiting those gifs of the superkick, my man went in.

Pats lose, makes the incoming Giants loss a little easier to swallow as always.

No, a Romo is a 4th Quarter INT.

Eli is a Pick any time.

Schaub is a Pick Six.

Learn your NFL terms, gosh!

Pats haven’t been last place in their division since before Brady was starting

Romo has a guy wide open in the end zone, looks past him, and throws ANOTHER Eli!

Nothing soothes a Redskins loss like watching the Cowboys shit the bed LMFAO!

Brother, nothing makes the day light up for anyone like the Cowboys shitting the bed.

Demarco Murray deserves better.

http://i.imgur.com/sIaRnOT.jpg

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Sums up the redskins game.