I rarely watch WWE until Wrestlemania but I may have to watch this
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CIRCLE OF LIFE
Man the Houston Texans were that scared of drafting Derek Carr, I think Oakland has finally found a competent QB.
David Carr had potential. He was just killed behind that non-existent O-Line before he had any chance to become decent.
Houston would’ve took so much heat for getting Derek.
Michael Sam wants a Contract On A Pole match
Matt Schaub took Matt Schaub’s job away from himself. His career as a starter is finished. There’s no coming back from this.
yea, look at matt flynn, its like if you lose your job to a rookie once, it just becomes a downward spiral from there. schaub is indeed done.
Schaub will serve up as a good mentor to Carr.
I still think the Raiders are gonna lose to the Jets. Rex fucks rookies up. Only Russell Wilson has won
A mentor for what? How to throw Pick Sixes?
rolls.eyes
The Onion’s assessment of the NFC East
Cowboys
Strength: Head coach Jason Garrett proved he has what it takes to win back his job late in season
Weaknesses: Owner willing to lend all his time, money, and expertise to team; Opponents could potentially exploit holes in Cowboys defense by running, passing ball
Offensive System: Based heavily on yards after the lucky catch
OSN Stat: Running back DeMarco Murray could set franchise record for most yards run in team’s rehabilitation pool
Key Coaching Acquisition: New passing coordinator Scott Linehan can take Tony Romo to next level of mediocrity
OSN Analysis: 2012 could prove to be make-or-break year for Tony Romo
Fans: Best in league at droning on endlessly about dynasty that ended 20 years ago
OSN Projection: Cowboys have potential to shock the league by being even ****tier than last season
Giants
Strength: Tom Coughlin still looking strong in his 140th year
Weakness: Team looking great in the preseason
Key Player: Eli Manning should continue to let his play do the muttering
Key Matchup: Must venture into the crucible that is EverBank Field to face Jaguars on Nov. 30
Offseason Preparation: Manning spent summer getting to know receivers who will constantly infuriate him over the next four months
Goal: Provide some healing to New York City residents who endured horrific 2013 Giants season
Number Of Years Tom Coughlin Has Left In Career, Life: Six
Key Offseason Departure: Lost defensive end Justin Tuck to the Raiders, leaving team to fill huge void of unfulfilled potential
Biggest Secret: Deep down, Eli Manning really enjoyed watching older brother Peyton get his a** kicked in Super Bowl XLVIII
Projected 2014 Record: Better than they actually are
Redskins
Strengths: Capable of defending the run, pass, and blatant racism; Controversy surrounding team name and abhorrent owner should handily overshadow imminent 4-12 season
Weakness: PR
Big-Um Chief: Dan Snyder
Head Coach: Younger brother of the guy who won’t shut the F up during Monday Night Football
Roster: Backup quarterback Kirk Cousins ready to take over impossible expectations if RGIII struggles during season
Future Team Name: Washington Flash
Offensive Strategy: Put ball in RGIII’s hands and give him all the praise or blame for whatever happens next
Goal: Deflect some negative attention toward Chicago Blackhawks, Cleveland Indians, Atlanta Braves, Kansas City Chiefs
Eagles
Strength: High-tempo offense eliminates back-and-forth strategy debates found in most huddles
Weakness: Fans have nothing going on in lives to distract them from team’s playoff performances
Biggest Advantage: Going up against best the NFC East has to offer
Strategy: Expect incredibly quick, fast-paced excuses from Chip Kelly after his system fails in playoffs
Key Player: In Nick Foles, the Eagles have found the perfect white quarterback to lead their franchise
Roster: Now strong enough to honor Eagles’ historical tradition as perennial underachievers
Key Offseason Deal: Riley Cooper has just the right balance of athletic prowess and overt racism to warrant new five-year, $25 million contract
OSN Analysis: The Eagles are in perfect position to win the NFC East by default for the second straight year
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Irsay suspended six games and fined $500k :lol:
He’s not allowed to tweet any league related communications.
made a NFL pick em’ league on Yahoo Fantasy if anyone is interested.
-Lando
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/pickem/24558
password: topplayerlando
WE JUST GOT A REAL MATCH!
Michael Sam to have physical with Cowboys on Wednesday…
Hmm, he’s about to be a Cowboy…how fitting 
Hey, again, the Boys actually could use the defensive help. As long as they don’t go the Jets Tebow route and only treat him like a sideshow he can be a legitimate contributor.
I agree with Herm Edwards that the Colts should have gotten docked a draft pick to really send the message home. $500k is like a $100 bill to someone like Irsay.