The Official NFL Offseason Thread: JPP blows contract thanks to fireworks stupidity. #spiritfingers

The Browns, Raiders, Vikings, or the Cowboys found their quarterback of the future: http://nfl.cpl.delvenetworks.com/player/carousel/bleacher.html?channelId=de89a8aeb3e422bac4eb48567f10ebd0&channelListId&mediaId=4ae3156f6679451aaea88bcb01cfa12a

As much as I want to see the Bills fail until they move to a real city, one that isn’t a ghost town from the long gone US manufacturing industry, gotta admit the jury is still out on Manuel. Give him a full season at least. Or if he keeps getting hurt, then we can say “well he can’t stay healthy.”

Truu, but I’m gonna predict that he ain’t the answer at Buffalo. Hopefully he can prove me wrong cuz I want Watkins on my Fantasy team, haha.

Someone tell Tom Brady that it ain’t worth trying to stop a Pick 6 in preseason. Boy gonna get himself killed for no reason.

EDIT: Fuck you Goodell.

I know this is a double post but come on…

Mark Sanchez has gone completely unconscious. Preseason Eagles Sanchez has to be a new player form. So dominant that two receivers are catching the same pass. WTF did Chip put in those Smoothies to make Mark Sanchez…fearsome? I mean, I know it’s preseason and second stringers but I’ve never seen him look this competent. It’s mildly disturbing.

Preseasson Mark sounds like house Yipes

Ah, now THAT’S the Mark Sanchez I remember!

Mark Sanchez is in midseason form.

No no, not yet. Only one turnover? That’s just vanilla Sanchez.

Mallett with the Knee Brace tech.

…I guess that pick was an aberration? Who am I to doubt Preseason Sanchez?

One of my drafting rules is not to draft players from PERPETUALLY shitty franchises. If your team been buttcheeks for more than a decade, I’m probably not drafting your players unless it’s some insane value pick.

Did Jimmy G come in yet?

He was already in and out. He played half the First and Second Quarter.

How’d he look? He and Bortles have been the best rookie Qb’s

Jimmy G got 2 TD’s,

Barkley’s in so the game is officially over. Nothing to see here.

Logan Thomas has also been good yo.

oh yeah I forgot about him. He did great too

Has anyone ever been cut midgame? Because Curtis Marsh might be at this rate.