Now he wants to make scoring drives.

DAMN MITCH!!

wait Schaub is in? Time to watch

LolSchaub, deciding to play when they were in the driver’s seat for the #1 Pick. Now he’ll be even MORE hated in Houston.

Exactly.
He pulled the biggest “mitch” move of the season.

Schaub once again putting his defense in a bind. They have to compensate for his newfound skills by letting the Jaguars go down the field.

Edit: Not that drive. Yahoo’s page glitching on me. Schaub did that too.

LOLSCHAUB.

They’re LITERALLY playing Johnson 10 yards off, it’s 2 yards to the first down and he’s going to a slant. He’s basically open for 10 seconds and he doesn’t throw it until he’s on the other side of the field, Schaub’s under duress and AJ is quad covered.

Oh Matt…

Enjoy Bridgewater, Houston.

And there it is!!
1st pick of the draft goes to us.

Thanks Schaub.

Schaub doing what needs to be done.

Ah Schaub…saving Houston with the pick.

You may be allowed to stay in the city.

Can’t wait for the overhaul in Houston

So I wasn’t even paying attention to TNF for a while now. Looks like LOL Schaub is back in full swing.

so before the game, i was surprised as to why the texans weren’t eliminated

apparently, there was a scenario if the dolphins, jets, bills, steelers, ravens, and texans all finished at 6-10, the texans would be in the playoffs

that’s some serious scenario but twas the past now as the calves are now eliminated

That would make no sense since the Ravens hold the tie breaker.

I think every team in the afc would have to lose or tie for that to happen

the ravens have the head to head but in a multiple team tie, the texans would have gotten it due to conference record or something or common match-ups or something like that, it was some pretty absurd thing

but yes, it was literally the texans winning every game and all the others losing everything

Haven’t gotten Houston in, but I have gotten damn near everyone else. Including Jacksonville and Cleveland lol wtf ffs.

Edit: Oops I didn’t realize that Houston couldn’t get in after this loss. But jeez about the rest of the AFC still has a chance. With the exception of Houston you can get everyone else not currently in the playoff picture into the 6th spot.

thats some embarrasing shit when you get swept by the jags, lmfao…

Jacksonville Wild Card spot incoming, sit the fuck down Broncos and Pats.

Officially mailed it in