The Official NBA 2014-2015 Thread: Simp City

^ Should have used the trailer for Training Day. For one, Jeremy Lin is whitewashed as fuck and second Kobe doesn’t become friends with anyone and hates everybody in the league. Dwight should know all about the latter part.

Finally some one made this

Spoiler

Drexler wasn’t on the Rockets until '95

#cellsagakobe

(I’d rather refind the boozer opening a box NBA Cares, and mouth wide open, he was so happy, probably screaming something @SadQuotes help!)

Yeah, he mentioned Clyde in his arguement so he had me saying it…, I didnt even realize it until last night, then I edited it…

Bulls still making one last push to get Kevin Love. I absolutely love that they haven’t given up on getting him. Its said Minnesota wants Taj, Butler, and likely a pick for him…Im okay with that.

He still likely going to Cleveland tho

Brandon Rush back to the warriors! I love that guy! Fucking hilarious twitter. Half the time I go on twitter and read his tweets and my brain explodes with WTF-ness

If Chicago got Love, they’d be the favorites. A big man rotation of Love, Noah and Gasol would be the most broken thing ever in a league where everybody is trying to go small.

Could improve Wolves a bit too. Gibson improves their interior, provides 16-10 and blocks, and can catch lobs from Ricky on screens. Butler gives them the kind of perimeter defender they’ve helplessly needed.

That trade is a joke for Minnesota. A bonafide 25/10 guy for some overachieving role players?

Yea aight.

A bonafide 25/10 guy that can’t get them into the playoffs. Doesn’t matter how good a guy is if the pieces don’t fit.

have you seen the rest of the team? kevin love has been carrying that team since he entered the league, rubio can’t score and pekovic is a jsut above average center. the rest of the team is scrubs

love isn’t lebron

Statements like this make me cringe. It’s like nobody gets what a roleplayer is anymore. Not every motherfucker has to be Kobe/LeBron/Durant.

oh, so minnesota is gonna give up a top 10 player for scrubs because they suck anyways.

great point. too much sense.

he doesn’t have to be, but he’s nothing all that special but as the 3rd best player on the team, they need something more than that

This is like the Kwame Brown for Pau Gasol trade all over again.

Kevin Love to Chicago ain’t happening.
Why would Flip do that trade if he’s being offered more from CLE and GSW?
Have you seen some of the proposals he’s rejected?

Embiid has serious problems.





Lol Embiid. Keep this up and I’ll buy your jersey

Did Embiid sign his contract yet or something??