The Official NBA 2014-2015 Thread: Simp City

According to Bleacher Report, Cavs are now willing to include Wiggins in a trade for Love.

Lebron knows blood in the water when he sees it. East is about to get locked down.

Ehh…I mean hes solid don’t get me wrong, but not a noteworthy sign by any means. .he gets outsized on the block and at least in Memphis he fell in love with a face up game he didnt really have way more than my liking. …he gave us some solid backup minutes and filled a void when we were thin up front, but he will not be missed…

*I dislike that sign and trade for us. Call me a non-believer but I don’t think Lance is a blue chipper, yet. It remains to be seen if Lance will end up as the next J.R Smith or if he’ll mature into a legit all-star. *

Damn why do that trade Cleveland.

Should’ve done a 3 team trade

EDIT:

LeBron wedding

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Will never take Gilbert seriously (not like I ever did). Complained about super teams for years, hiring investigators to dig into how Miami built our team, trying to get CBA to make it hard as possible for super teams to be created again… and here he is trying to make a Big 3 of his own.

Lakers got Boozer? Smh. What purpose does he serve with Randle, Davis and Hill in the rotation already?

Well… whatever.

Welp, have to put in an order for a Boozer jersey. We just claimed the best PF in the game off amnesty waivers your loss is our gain Chicago.

how you gonna have that picture and not have the classic black and blue cavs jersey
shit does not make sense
some of the others look like offbrand 70s shit they got on layaway

i like wiggins though i wonder what will happen…

Rockets had two trips to the Finals in the 80’s. One with Moses Malone and again with Sampson and Olajuwon. We won two chips in the 90’s, signed Barkley and Pippin after, had a good young backcourt in Francis and Mobley that they flipped for T-Mac to pair with Yao, and have missed the playoffs only 9 times since 1988.

The Heat have been around since 88 and missed the playoffs 8 times. Prior to 2005, when they landed Shaq, they had never made it to the Finals. Prior to LeBron James joining your team, you only had one championship and weren’t really perennial contenders. You made it to the ECF once in the 90’s. Sans LeBron, the Heat have never been perennial contenders.

As for hating on Dwight when he was with the Lakers…uh, duh. I liked Pau and Nash before they were Lakers. Artest too. I shit on the Lakers because they’re the Lakers. If Harden joined them in LA at some point I’d shit on him too. The only player I couldn’t root for if he joined us would be Kobe. I would shit on Kobe as a Rocket, just like I plan on shitting on Lin as a Laker. It’s part of this whole Laker-hater thing I do. You should expect that. If I genuinely start rooting for the Lakers with Kobe still there, something has gone terribly wrong and everyone should prepare for an apocalypse or something.

lol he never played in those.

Speaking of jerseys the kings throwbacks for this season are fire. The middle

He’s getting dealt. The cavs are willing to trade him. Now the question is, who is going to Minnesota with him?

Or will GSW up their offer?

In semi-basketball news, McGrady just quit baseball. Dude must be goin thru some shit in life

damn I thought he was doing good there?

With us signing Boozer I feel this is relevant:

They signed Ed Davis though, not sure what they are doing. Maybe to bolster the bench? I can see him being useful in that sense.

Whatever SFs that are on the market, we need to be taking a look at them. I wouldn’t want Nick Young starting at the 3.

They haven’t been title contenders since Olajuwon. What was your point here exactly? Francis/Mobley? That’s what you consider recent relevance in Houston’s history? Sad.

Miami was a Top 2 seed four times in the 90s. If you don’t consider that a perennial contender then your trolling has fallen on hard times indeed. They never could get past the Knicks and Bulls, thus why they didn’t get to the Finals before Shaq. They also got pushed back because of Alonzo’s health, which left the team in disarray between 2001 and 2004.

Miami had a great team in the late 90s that contended for 4 years. They won a championship in the 2000s and contended for basically 2 and a half years. In this same timeframe, Houston has been a deadfish franchise and hasn’t been to the WCF since 1997. Coincidentally also in 1997, Miami won 61 games. Houston hasn’t had a 60-win season in their entire history.

So somehow in that pea brain of yours, the Knicks sucked because they made 2 Finals in that time span, but somehow the Heat were better because they made what, 2 ECFs while getting beat by the Knicks the rest of the time?

Yeah that’s some consistent logic there.

As for top 2 seed, the Knicks did that just prior to this season, which for some reason again doesn’t count when it’s NY.

I see now why KD wants to keep you around, you are the official thread clown that everyone laughs at and nobody takes seriously.

I’m happy at how mad I made this guy. Now he has to talk about the Knicks anytime he sees my name… as if anyone cares.

Carlos Boozer for $3.25 mil is pretty good, anything more is awful.

Not sure if this has been posted before but fucking Westbrook

http://www.barneys.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-BNY-Site/default/LookBooks-ShowLookBook?lookbookId=bny-westbrook&categoryId=men#look-page-title