The Official NBA 2014-2015 Thread: Simp City

If Lebron goes back to the Cavs he’s a bitch. You don’t let anyone dog you out like that in public and then go work for them when you’re the hottest commodity around.

I mean he just finished his meeting with Riley (which is his first with any team) like…2 hours ago? He can’t control what the media manufactures.

i’m gonna burn a lebron golden state jersey tomorrow.

Now I gotta watch the classic video

“This is where my emotion takes over,” Morey said. “I go into a complete panic. I really did. I thought it was down to us, Dallas, L.A.”

So Morey called Mark Cuban to try and poach his franchise superstar.

“I was like, ‘Well, you’re not getting Dwight Howard. Can you trade us Dirk Nowitzki?’” Morey said. “It was a bad moment for me.”

A really bad moment, considering that Howard had already informed Dallas that he was signing elsewhere, even though Morey hadn’t been made aware of his decision just yet.

“Mark thought I was taunting him,” Morey said.

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It wouldn’t be about Dan really
It would be about the fans and himself
The sensible ones
You know the people you nimrods forget when you bag on the cavs
With that said It would be cool if he came back but it would be cool to move on. People want that
The city mostly is keeping it moving aside from a few fanatics who are praying for lebron.
But they are idiots and I wish the media would stop grouping every person in Cleveland with those fools.
Sigh it’s better just to be a fan of the game

Fantasy aside he should go to Phoenix or stay there

kevin love, kyrie, bron? sounds like a brighter future than wade, bron, bosh.

I know NOTHING about B-Ball, but people have been talking all this stuff about Bron going back to the Cavaliers. WHY is this being tossed around? Is there any legitimate reason he would or should go back to Cleveland?

It’s only because it’s a storybook narrative. He’s from Ohio, he was drafted by the Cavs, and he leaves under less than stellar circumstances. Now he can “go back home,” and bring a championship that’s rare for Cleveland sports teams (which historically aren’t very good). That’s the only reason.

I’m honestly surprised bosh didn’t sign with the Rockets yet. I don’t think he’ll get as much as he’s getting from any other team.

LeBron and Melo need to make a damn decision already, these rumors are getting annoying.

G.Vasquez re-signs with Raptors for 2 years 13 mil. It’s a bit much for a back up, but it’s short term and he was a big part of why the Raptors made it to the playoffs.

melo met with phil already, phil believes melo is going to buy into his plan and return to the knicks.

KD Alpha you got some s’plaining to do

Yeah, I saw those pictures. I guess he got upset we insisted on trading his boyfriend. Sixers have agreed to trade for Lin if Bosh signs with us.

Cuban threw in that player exception in the last year that Morey hates too, if we land Bosh I guess it’s worth it. Liked Parsons, but we honestly should have paid him earlier. Rumor that Deng will sign with us if Bosh comes on. Probably better to let Parsons go if that’s the case.

All of this “if this then that” reminds me of some code I wrote in C++.

This just in, breaking news!

Cleveland Cavaliers have just made a sign and trade for Lebron James’ headband with the Miami Heat in exchange for Uncle Drews beard.

this shit is ridiculous. from Mike Miller’s instagram

http://photos-g.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xap1/10547367_762229747130462_1079041099_n.jpg

Chandler Parsons to the Mavs. Great pick up.

Stephen A Smith said on Mike & Mike that his pretty sure Lebron is going back to the Cavs. He was also the first person that said he was heading to Miami.

Looks like we can finally start the Free Agency signing today.