1581

Not every team has Brown and Roethlisberger. I’m hoping it was a one off against one of the best offences in the league. Hopefully. Man that secondary looked weak though.

1582

Alright this 3 and out shit is getting dumb, Eagles gotta get something going.

1583

Holy shit, this is a pussy’s offensive playcalling.

Also, quickly reminded of how much of a monster Sean Lee is.

1584

Left 30 on the bench and my opponent has 5 Seahawks playing and all I have are two eagles, FML.

1585

Kiko Alonso out with a left knee injury. Same knee that was messed up last year. RIP

1586

You would be screwed even if he only had 2 Seahawks playing.

1587

raiders aren’t stinking it up

1588

I BELIEVE!!!

1589

Not really he has 62point lead. Rothbooger had way too big of a game.

1590

Alright fellas, what’s more embarrassing?

The Eagles having more penalty yards than Yards of Offense?

Or the Cowboys having more TOP than the Eagles have Yards of Offense?

1591

Good shit fins way to tie the game!!!

1592

Eagles with -3 yards rushing (Murray 1 on 5 carries, Sproles -4 on 1 carry).

1593

1 First down. -1 Rushing yards. Penalties out of the ass on defense that luckily didn’t turn into a touchdown. Kiko with a knee injury.

I’m feeling confident about the Eagles right now.

Edit: Oh my mistake -3, that’s better than -1 right?

Edit: Ok this O line is bad right now. At least we have 2 first downs now right guys!?

1594

We are officially the worst Run Blocking team in the league.

1595

Fixed.

lol what are we doing.

1596

I’m actually pretty glad I went out to watch the games today. Giants had another embarrassing 4th quarter collapse, sure. Nothing new.

I got to hear Bills fans, grown adults, talking openly about signing Tebow. One week after Taylor was supposedly the missing piece and such a great pickup for the Bills. Honestly, it’s still pretty great to be a Giants fan, long term. They gonna suck ass this season, I already kinda knew that coming in. But never will you hear a Giants fan speaking unironically, or even jokingly really, about signing Tebow. It’ll never get THAT bad. And at the end of the day, that helps with these post-SB seasons where the Giants aren’t really a complete team, and keep fuckin up. At no point will it ever be SO BAD long term that I’m gonna say some foolish ass shit like that.

Also my QB has two rings.

1597

And now we get a blocked Punt AND we lost our Punter.

This is the worst I’ve seen the Eagles play…since 2013 against the Cowboys.

1598

Thank you based Larry Fitzgerald, whomever I am facing has to be upset.

1599

Well, the absolute values of -3 and -1 are 3 and 1, respectively, so you can say that’s better.

Which would make the current value of -10 rushing for Murray and -14 for the team even better than that.

1600

Dat block, though!