Which is hysterical because:

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Teams in fucking Ohio can’t even control their players, can only imagine how millionaire entitled primadonnas would fair in Sin City.

That’s the thing though, I know Vegas is Vegas but there are places for people to get fucked up everywhere. Just sack their ass if they do, write something into their contract since they’re in Vegas. Adults that are getting paid millions of dollars should behave better.

Yeah, you would think. And yet…

Regardless, many of the teams are owned and operated by people who are mercenary as hell and I’m sure most of them have run the numbers where if they could make more money by being in Vegas they’d be in Vegas already.

Seems likely that the cost of players lost to misbehavior is tallied up as an operating expense on a spreadsheet somewhere, and while that line is probably much bigger in Vegas than in most places there must be other monetary factors also keeping teams out.

Makes me wonder what the largest areas are without a team… I guess Portland would need to be a decent sized one. Orlando is a big city but there are already three teams in Florida. Columbus is another big one but you have teams in Cinci and Cleveland.

I don’t think Columbus would give a single shit about pro ball. Not now anyway.

They turn up to Buckeyes games, so you’d figure since the interest in Football is already there they might support a professional team.

I’ve always found it strange they have an Ice Hockey team but don’t even have a Baseball one as well.

Cinci doesn’t have a hockey team and has a baseball team so that’s probably the trade off.

I think the bucks are the reason they wouldn’t show up to professional games haha.

Side note: fuck the blue jackets.

More reports on Johnny Manziel’s trip to Vegas under concussion protocol. They’re waiting on the new coach to get rid of him.

I’m starting to wonder how much of Johnny’s antics are an attempt to get out of Cleveland… if he really didn’t want to play for the Browns getting cut would be a great way to get onto another team as with his college pedigree you know at least someone is going to give him another shot.

On the topic of the Browns:


This popped up in a baseball group on facebook I follow.

I wonder what type of analytics he wants to apply to the game. Biometric stuff has to already be there to some extent and even if it isn’t I just assume that players aren’t going to be operating near 100% at any point past week 3. Isn’t biometrics one of the things that Chip tried, and failed, to institute during his tenure? Maybe DePodesta can get a more charismatic guy than Chip, who supposedly couldn’t connect with players, to get his point across that tracking some of this stuff is good for the players themselves.

I’m also super curious if they have some idea about ‘advanced stats’ they they plan on looking at. Football doesn’t seem as “easy” to break down since plays are about a million times more dynamic than baseball.

Analytics doesn’t work in football, there are too many variables. Baseball has variables but it’s a vastly simpler game.

Johnny Affluenza. He just don’t give a fuck about playing anymore.

He’s going to Dallas. Only JERRY JONE gonna be crazy enough.

ohio state is fused into columbus
without it you are missing a huge amount of the city
its almost like austin with texas
the school is merged into the city although i think the town looks aesthetically better even without the school

and johnny probably wants to go
i dont blame him
i was hoping that nobody would apply for haslams outrageous demands, that he would fail and be able to look at in house organizational positions in a different light
but the position entices people (money lol)

even though they arent qualified in the slightest

and this hire just wreeks of idiocy
he was part of the fucking mets

and analytics are dumb
too many immeasurables to use as a stand alone complex in football

I disagree about analytics being useless. I think they’re much much much harder to apply to football because the game isn’t scored as neatly as baseball is.

You’re going to need about a metric fuck load of video interns who can figure out what either side is trying to run on each play and then “score” individual match ups.

I agree numbers have a small purpose (maybe using the word dumb was wrong)
and they dont really lie but…
they are incomplete.

and pertaining to the browns you have to look at the process and what is happening.
the owner cant find anybody whos immersed in football to commit to his outrageous demands so he had to go to someone from baseball
i dont trust someone who isnt really in football to have a experienced view of player personnel.
if all you got him for is to read/interpret numbers.
it encompasses more than that

the best thing would be for haslam to sell the team to a more competent owner.
if browns fans are smart they will force the move by 2020 before the new contract comes up.

Anyone surprised by anything Johnny Football has done paid 0 attention to his collegiant career.

Hopefully when this blows up they go… fuck it, we’re no good at football and sell the franchise.

I’m only surprised that his escapades aren’t more drug fueled.

I know he was out of control in college but at some point people do tend to mature. Jameis looks completely different now and it’s only his first season. Cam has turned a page as well. For Johnny to do what he’s doing on such a regular basis makes me think that he doesn’t want to play at all. He hasn’t retired though which makes me think he still wants to play just not for Cleveland.