The Official 2016 Offseason NFL Thread: No more football-less Sundays till February!

That has got to be up there as one of the most over the top commercials I have ever seen.

I can’t even fathom how much that would have cost to make.

And here I was comparing Manziel to Ryan Leaf. Could it be RG3 instead? I didn’t think he’d sink THAT low, but he is on the Redskins…

In any case, see if you can find your favorite team. I’ll just leave this one here, because of course it’s this one.

No I lied to you I’m sorry THIS ONE RIGHT HERE

Yeah I read that. God dammit anyway.

Bill:

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Meh I don’t think so. I think the Saints and Falcons are pretty even in that division. Saints are such a weird team but you totally can’t count them out ever. They either have a great year or they shit the bed lol.

Bills fans at least have an excuse. Pittsburgh is like a 4 hour drive. There aren’t any other choices locally, and hockey doesn’t have a 365 day news cycle like the NFL does. If the NHL was even half as big as the NFL, the Bills probably would be in Toronto by now. It’s a shitty excuse, but it’s an excuse nonetheless.

Jets fans and Skins fans have another team RIGHT FUCKING THERE. There’s literally no excuse to be a fan of either franchise at this point. There’s nothing you could even come forward and present as a sad substitute for an excuse.

Also a reminder that the Giants were only 6-10 last season, so now would be a great time for Jets fans to jump ship without looking like they’re getting on any particular bandwagon.

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Last season the Saints had two glaring weaknesses on their team: the defense could not stop the run to save their lives and Garrett Hartley forgot how to do his job. Hartley has been cut (good riddance) and hopefully the defense has gotten stronger.

Seriously if Hartley made even half the field goals that he missed last season the Saints would’ve been 10-6 at the least.

Don’t get me started on “Triple A” game ad budgets… For the kind of cash they blow on retarded shit like that, seventeen better games could have been made.

Better games would have required better design philosophies from the publishers, or at least not fucking interfering with the developers so much to meet a bunch of checklist “features.” That’s something money can’t buy.

Looks like EA put more work towards the commercial than the actual Madden game itself.

Bring the VG topic shit in here and I’ll personally beat each of you into the ground. Take that shit outta here.

Found the Philly fan lol

Have to make my ancestors proud you know? We’ve been getting soft recently.

Coach mode in Madden should be fun if you play as Chip.

It’s all that new age Chip Kelly junk I tell ya hwut

It’s those smoothies man. …they change you…

Coach mode will be fun just for pitting Rex Ryan against Chip Kelly

Speaking of Chip, talk is he’s going to trade Matt Barkley. Problem is no one wants to give up anything for Matt Barkley.