The Official 2016 Offseason NFL Thread: No more football-less Sundays till February!

Apparently these were the naughty fireworks you weren’t supposed to be buying so, yeah essentially.

How did Schefter get a hold of JPP medical records?

I see a lawsuit coming for violating HIPAA

Schefter is the anti-Broussard…only a little bit TOO through in his job sometimes.

I guess yall havent ever messed with Fireworks from Tijuana, I remember trying a crap ton of them together and it was like a mini bomb.

But 2 players is pretty ridiculous, teams gonna be putting some no fireworks clauses in there contracts.

I could see a league wide ban on Fireworks…which sounds silly but when you have two players losing fingers in the same year…yeah.

It’s 2015 and bammas still don’t know fireworks safety. SMH!!! Everyone knows you get your entourage to do the fireworks for you.

JPP aint the only one injure himself from fireworks, the CB Wilson from the bucs also.
Report: C.J. Wilson lost two fingers in fireworks accident

We should have a team list in this thread like the NBA thread so we can keep on track

Question is will even half the league even be represented?

Nope

Never played fantasy but I’ll give it a go.

Backing the Niners. Only team I’ve ever backed, can’t jump ship now.

Eagles. All day, ery day.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

These dumbass niggas need to take fire safety classes. Blowing their fingers off… Wtf are they doing?

“Hey guys! Watch how long I can hold this firecracker in my hand.”

Redskins! Redskins! Redskins!!! I’m not expecting us to be contenders this year but in the near future they will be a force to be reckoned with.

Don’t you mean the Washington REDACTED?

Yeah, it’ll take a few years. But we do have a GM who knows how to build championship-caliber defenses. I’m still not sold on Gruden yet.

Naw son! It’s…say it with me…REDSKINS!!! lol

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000496901/article/ranking-nfl-backfields-from-no-1-to-32 Thoughts?

Seems like its July and there is nothing going on other than some people blowing fingers off.

Time to change that. Let’s bring in some conspiracy action.

Kenny Stabler has apparently died. Fuck this cruel world.

EDIT: Nope, thankfully still alive, though I guess hospitalized. Broussard must’ve hacked some Twitter accounts.

DA BEARS! As usual expecting another season of irrelevance.

But now that the coach and GM were rightfully fired maybe we can do something the next 2 or 3 years.

I know for a fact there’s at least 3 or 4 regulars Chi fans on SRK tho. I’m sure at least one of us will be pretending this team doesnt exist when the season starts tho.