[The No Obots Club] - SE Michigan - November-January

Perfect Dark, Virtual Pro Wrestling 2, Trilogy, GoldenEye, BlastCORPS, Spacestation Silicon Valley, Rakugakids, WCW/nWo World Tour/Revenge, VPW1, Wrestlemania2000/No Mercy, Mace, AeroGauge, Banjo Kazooie 1/2, Bomberman64 1/2/Hero, Conker’s BFD, ExtremeG /2,
Mario64/Kart, Fighter’s Destiny 1/2, WWF Warzone/Attitude, Killer Instinct GOLD, TetriSphere, MK4, MK Mythologies: SubZero, Turok 2, Waverace, ECW Harcore Revolution, ChoroQ 1/2, Doraemon 1/2/3, Mystical Ninja 64 1/2, Forsaken64, Sin + Punishment, F-ZeroX, HydroThunder, Iggy’s Reckin Balls, Last Legion UX, PilotWings, StarFox 64.

Off the top of my head those are the only N64 games worth playing.

I am aware you are engaging in hyperbole to make a point, but you must not know obot like I do. He’s a dumb shit.

As soon as I held it I could tell it was crap. Thing weighs like 2 ounces, has shitty springs in the buttons, and is worse than The Deity’s shitty ass saturn pads (aka shitty genesis 6 buttons with different badging.)

I was going to buy an Akuma one, but then remembered that it’s not the button layout that fucks me up it’s the button speed and my slow ass fingers.

cheese…looks like your girl, Jessica Alba is gonna star in upcoming Fantasic Four movie, correct?


I’m happy I only bought one of those pads if they are that crappy. Maybe they are just for looking at.:cybot:

(evil laughs)

FOOLISH FLESH CREATURES!! I, The Deity, will destroy ALL in Naruto 3. (evil laughs)

NEGATIVE.

Biz has got you with that TenTen bitch.

You Lifeless Idiot.

Better yet,
You Emotional Idiot,

You I hold a grudge forever just because somebody hurt my pride Idiot.

You I cant Beat Em So I Guess Ill Just Join Em Idiot.

You I See Everything In The Colors Obot, and notObot Idiot.

You I Cant Even Post On SRK Without Seeing The Name Obot Idiot
(to be continued after Jessies retort)

Yeah, great rebuke from the itty-bitty witty committee’s Chief Efulefu.

Do you have any more 2-page, double-spaced 3 paragraph somehow-entirely-fictional “essays” on video games (or rather, the 1 that you play) for us to read? I know your English teacher rants and raves about them.

Its interesting to see you post within 3 minuets of my original post.

You Self-righteous I Cant Beat Obot In Sf3 Cuz He Taunts Me From Across The Sreen Idiot

Oh no please don’t taunt me from across the “sreen.” I think I’ve seen you play third strike once, in a typical Ken knockdown/taunt/knockdown/taunt method that’s neither impressive nor original.

How is it interesting to see me post within any time frame of your post; beyond not allowing you enough time to think of any way to edit your original to reflect the obviously biting and miscapitalized bits you seem to think mean something, if I’m on when there’s something to reply to I’m not going to put off replying for no reason. What is interesting is to note that rather than respond after my response, you chose to edit your original 1-line post a full 6 minutes after you had posted it, and a minute after I had posted mine. Then your next post is in at 8:47, which is 4 minutes, or 240 seconds: THE BARE MINIMUM of time required between posts on this forum. So it looks like you’re stuck either way; you try and construct a scenario favorable to yourself by editing previous posts and get stumped by the editing tag, or you try and make it seem like I’m sitting here hanging on your every fucking word, when you are the one who’s posting as fast as is timely possible.

As for hurting my pride, I don’t know when that happened, but I’m sure you’ll make up something. I call you a shithead because you are a shithead obot. The first thing you said to me was asking how I could get you free hard drives. You continually ask when you can come over to play but every time games happen you’re nowhere to be found. One day you’re timid and the next day you’re “naw dalg dass mah game. I own it. Dasshit rightfully mine. uc dat dat be tha gayme RUSHDOWN.”

You want to fit in, so you say the things that you think will cover for you not making the rounds and paying your particular scene’s dues. Shit or get off the pot, Obot.

EDIT: and before you go off on some hard to read pile of letters likely involving how even though you have a car now you don’t have directions anywhere, maybe if people had a method of contacting you that didn’t involve sitting on the fucking internet you might know when things are actually going on.

LOL… I will never argue against him being dumb as shit. He is a philosophy major who can’t even spell philosophy, how can you not be considered stupid for shit like that.

Robotron…

While Jessica Alba is hot as hell, her acting leaves a shitload to be desired. So her being Invisible Woman has me going back and forth on whether it will work out. She also has to have the worst choices in movies in history. Honey?? I mean what the fuck was she thinking?

Here’s to hoping the Pistons don’t eat shit again tonight and shoot 25% from the field. You’d think that if we have some random scrub named Smush Parker getting PT, our 2nd draft pick last year, Darko, would get more PT.

Holy shit, I was not aware he was a philosophy major. AKA a “switching major.”

Yea Ivy, go write that upon your wall of reasons I dont like obot. I’m sure that will complete the list, You dip.

I’ll add it right after “bullshit signature longer than his posts,” “says he wants to play and then doesn’t,” and “co-opts my derogatory vernacular.”

We now return you to your standard Mi thread where Internet Celebrities, Random Blessings, and Foot Jobs abound.

Yeah well don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.

thanks for the tip Brahm.

Only way to get Ivy and Obot to get along is for Obot to start playing Sam Sho 5 or Special.

(evil laughs)

FOOLISH FLESH CREATURES!! There’s nothing in the omniverse that can defeat I, The Deity, in Naruto 3. (evil laughs)

BTW, here’s a fine ass woman with some pretty ass Feet:

http://www.feetishes.com/preview/destiny/dest010.jpg

Thanx, Biz for stopping by and helping me out with 4 x-tra characters.

Sorry, Deity…I think your in control of the omni-verse hotel downtown Detroit, but Biz has got your number with that ten-ten chick…too hot to trot. Please don’t get mad and destroy me.

(also please forgive stale joke):cybot:

Haha, kind of like how Sonya and I didn’t own you so bad.

WHOA…U owned the DEITY???