I have no idea what that’s in reference to, but I don’t care. Hilarious.
Nick Cage has touched us all really. Here’s a story about how he’s not gay.
It was 2000 or 2001 and I was at a friends house after school. His older brother came in with a DVD player over his shoulder and lifted it like a prize, this was hilarious to us being wrestling kids and we chanted: a DVD? D-V-D! D-V-D!! I guess because we really liked DDT’s and I just had to look up what a DVD was again. I knew “Death Valley Driver” but not how it works, looks tough so we probably never did that one.
Hey so what movies did you get? “Gone in 60 seconds!”
I said “Nicolas… Cage” not facing him and not very loud.
So the older brother went: ITS NOT GAY, thinking he heard “That’s gay.”
Gone in 60Seconds is not Gay
Nicolas Cage is not Gay
sniffle That was beautiful.
Did I just read Nicolas Cage fan fiction?
[The Guardian interviews Nicolas Cage."]The Guardian interviews Nicolas Cage.](http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jul/20/nicolas-cage-frozen-ground)
I am currently debating whether or not he can see me right now. I’m leaning towards yes.
Who needs to feel the smug face of Nicolas Cage during your precious sleep time?
http://www.amazon.com/Nicolas-Cage-Pillowcase-Covers-Standard/dp/B00AA870UK/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hg_2
Imagine hugging and kissing (and drolling on) this all night:
Had a shit day at work. Came home, had a drink, and watched Vampire’s Kiss. Now I am having a great day and I will never have cancer.
I may have been in the thread where someone requested this as a comission before the meme sites stole it. I should have put it in here earlier.
There is not enough Raising Arizona love in this thread. That movie is solid gold.
The man himself, palling around with modern day auteur director Quentin Tarantino. I would love to see these two do something together in the not-too-distant future. Hopefully they chatted about other topics besides complimenting each other on their awesomeness.
Extra-large pic, so you can zoom in as much as you require: