The Nicolas Cage Resource Thread

I have no idea what that’s in reference to, but I don’t care. Hilarious.

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Cage to team up with Crumb/Ghost World/Bad Santa director Terry Zwigoff in Lost Melody.

Nick Cage has touched us all really. Here’s a story about how he’s not gay.

It was 2000 or 2001 and I was at a friends house after school. His older brother came in with a DVD player over his shoulder and lifted it like a prize, this was hilarious to us being wrestling kids and we chanted: a DVD? D-V-D! D-V-D!! I guess because we really liked DDT’s and I just had to look up what a DVD was again. I knew “Death Valley Driver” but not how it works, looks tough so we probably never did that one.

Hey so what movies did you get? “Gone in 60 seconds!”

I said “Nicolas… Cage” not facing him and not very loud.

So the older brother went: ITS NOT GAY, thinking he heard “That’s gay.”

Gone in 60Seconds is not Gay
Nicolas Cage is not Gay

sniffle That was beautiful.

Did I just read Nicolas Cage fan fiction?

North Korea kidnaps Nicolas Cage, oblivious to the fact that Nicolas Cage cannot be harmed by conventional weapons.

[The Guardian interviews Nicolas Cage."]The Guardian interviews Nicolas Cage.](http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jul/20/nicolas-cage-frozen-ground)

I am currently debating whether or not he can see me right now. I’m leaning towards yes.

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Who needs to feel the smug face of Nicolas Cage during your precious sleep time?
http://www.amazon.com/Nicolas-Cage-Pillowcase-Covers-Standard/dp/B00AA870UK/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hg_2

Imagine hugging and kissing (and drolling on) this all night:

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Had a shit day at work. Came home, had a drink, and watched Vampire’s Kiss. Now I am having a great day and I will never have cancer.

I may have been in the thread where someone requested this as a comission before the meme sites stole it. I should have put it in here earlier.

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There is not enough Raising Arizona love in this thread. That movie is solid gold.

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The man himself, palling around with modern day auteur director Quentin Tarantino. I would love to see these two do something together in the not-too-distant future. Hopefully they chatted about other topics besides complimenting each other on their awesomeness.

Extra-large pic, so you can zoom in as much as you require:

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Here you go you freaks… Happy Halloween…?

[NO!

…Yes.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/13/nic-cage-sex-pics_n_4267644.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003)