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If Nic Cage starred in the Matrix instead of Keanu it would have been the best dance movie set in future dystopian Europe ever made.
Because that’s what it would have been if it starred Nic Cage.
Guys, guys, GUYS.
Nicolas Cage has created an age in which he, Mickey Rourke, Keanu Reeves, and Javier Bardem can all peacefully coexist. Who else has accomplished this?
(Please don’t say Jesus. If he wouldn’t even make himself a glass of water in the damn desert, then this would be far too vulgar a display of power.)
this thread will be legendary.
ps: my friend went to buy wondercon tickets a few years ago at our lcs, and he actually met mr cage. i’m extremely jealous.
I’m not going to front, anytime I see Cage really try and play a character…I like it. Its not consistent, but its enough to make me dumb enough to pay to see GR2 in theatres…
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Good morning from the Nicolas Cage Resource Thread!
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He works out at my gym and no one really bothers him. He also eats at my fav sushi spot.
I <3 Sir Cage, I think I’ll watch Face Off later.
Also his son has a pretty good black metal band.
You mean his sons face that’s smashed all over Hollywood?
http://m.thesuperficial.com/pl/nicolas-cage-son-fight-video-weston-cage-06-2011
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Yeah that guy 
Please wake us up and send us to bed with things like this.
This thread will become an entity. Perhaps a sister Lounge
It is later discovered that SKYNET is actually Nicolas Cage, and this thread is a catalyst for SKYNET becoming sentient.
Hyped for The Croods, computer animated caveman Nicolas Cage seems too good to be true.
Heh…
Ok, I am saving these pictures. Thank you based god for this thread. Thank you. ;- ;
Plus a million for Nic Cage blackface.
ok…
watching thread now
I just logged on to discover that, mostly between this thread and the Whiteypedia thread, I received 55 likes since this morning.
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I told someone to shut the fuck up and went to sleep, when I woke up I had 100+ likes.