How about someone hosts friday night so I can take some money from johnny and shatter his dreams of beating me in ultimate. Thats right I got.some new technawzlowsgies im working on. Ya I know im actually putting time into this game for a change lol
Hey, how did the hipster burn his mouth with pizza? He ate it before it was cool
gg’s to Squabbler tonight!
piece of advise… Lock your vehicle!
u gay.
So I went to Hueys, hoping to catch you slaws breaking bread for the last time after fight night, only to find Dax and Johnny on a man date mealin on some french fries. Regardless, sad to see Hastings close down. Its been good to the local community here. Tempers have flared, tears have been shed (literally, looks at Duckie!) trash talked, and sticks thrown! Yet it was that central gathering place for all the Memphis players. But I am sure a new venue will found so these public gatherings can continue.
Last day at Hastings. Hopefully a new venue will be found. Until then keep your eyes on the forums.
Ok after the set with Sev today I see that Cody vs Bison isn’t an easy match for Bison it’s just outside of Sev most Cody’s play the match wrong. It’s not free for Bison by any means Bison really has to put work in if you play this match right. Every Cody but Sev let’s Bison get away free on wake up when it’s actually all of Bison’s wake up is punishable on reaction from Cody you can’t OS Bison you just have block and react. Against Sev I just had block on wakeup for the most part it was too risky otherwise. U1 is the Ultra of choice for Cody in this match because it makes Bison fear EX Bingo otherwise if you hit it yeah you get some damage but it aint that scary. U2 for Cody outside of Counter Hit shit is a punish Ultra but most Bison’s shit is safe and you try it on EX PSYCHO or other specials for the most part Bison just falls out because he was airbourne. Cody’s c.lk is godlike and makes Bison short you cry about look like a joke it’s the same frames as Bison’s, but the damn thing is like a Sim limb in reach compared to every other 3 frame shorts in game.
Yeah Cody’s free on wake up but Bison doesnt have a lot mix up and plus no overhead so it can be hard to open someone up if they just block/tech. Bison’s get openings mostly from people pressing buttons so just don’t do that . I know our Cody’s love they frame traps b and TECHNAWLOGEES! but against Bison calm it down don’t go crazy with it or Bison will probably reversal you at some point during all those gaps. So conclusion I could write an flymike gospel post on this shit, but the gods didn’t deem me swag enough for such a thing, so I’m gonna end this bitch faster than Duckie does an 8 year old’s beauty pageant. Bison wins mid and far ranges Cody owns up close Bison wins footsies Cody wins damage and comeback potential who ever gets the early life lead has the edge and wins most matches. Final Bison 5.5 - Cody 4.5 is how I see it. So just change some shit up and Bison won’t be an issue for Squab or any one else.
Lastly Challenge Match Results
Sev(Cody) 5 SRKFADC(Dic) 2
Negro:Yeah next time your up here or I can make it down there we need to get the Cody v Dic matches. Its starting to become my fav match up in the game actually. Its still in Bison’s favor but like Josh said I think its 5.5-4.5 at worst. I have played every Bison in town heavily for the last few weeks and at this point if I am at an event and I see a Bison player I am picking Cody with the quickness
Josh your forgot a challenge
Sev(Viper/Dante/Task) 2 SRKFADC (BFF+Zach Morris) 5
Also good shit to everyone that made it to Hastings. Now that we have lost our current venue lets try and get weekend sessions in as often as possible.
Hey FlyMike, kara-kick bruh 
Psst… duck season doesn’t start for another two weeks in Tennessee. Even so, please continue to take potshots at the guy who just lost an eye. Makes you look cool, and big tittied white wimmins will want to suck your dick for it. Trust me. :tup:
something douchey
turns the other cheek Go ahead. Right here.
Yeah, you should’ve whored out them goggles real good. lol
Dear Duckie,
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Love,
Dick
Also, Enjoy, I swear shmups have the best soundtracks.
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Damn, that’s a crazy coincidence - because I just let Bishop borrow that game on PS2 last week.
Correct. If you have a personal problem with someone, take it elsewhere or to PM’s - on a public forum is not the place.
That song sounds like some Mega Man music to me
I already miss you guys.
lmao good shit
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