The New Jersey Thread, Roc Boys in the building(get money) v.2.83

Shadedwolf, your problem has nothing to do with Marvel, it’s your complete inability to pick up on jokes/sarcasm/exaggeration/troll bait. I’m honestly not trying to pick a fight here, I just think you need to stop being so defensive and start realizing which posts are silly jokes and which ones are honest flames. So far you’ve been mixing up the two and treating both as the latter, which results in flame wars with the wrong people.

Take a minute to observe an appropriate response to the following statement.

“Henaki, you’re a tremendofag”

Once you can effectively differentiate between the two I think people will be much more receptive to your presence. Let me reiterate my good intentions with this post, so as to avoid some uncecessary confrontation, as it appears we are both here to stay.

^
I strongly agree. and in same token, all of you other bitches need to note his level of pride, and stop riding his fucking nuts; esp. if you know it will instigate him, and we get this snowball bullshit.

bring back the non-dysfunctional jersey goddamnit… its like its fucking 2000 again

Reminder that the free anime con in Philly, TAKII5, is this weekend. (Saturday & Sunday). I’ll be there with my girlfriend and random friends.

For info on the gaming portion: http://takii.pdnmz.com/events/vg.html
List of games to be played: http://www.getphpbb.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=156&mforum=pdnmzcdshoppe

While many different games will be played casually, (including just about everything we love), it doesn’t look like any worthy tourneys will happen.

http://takii.pdnmz.com/event_schedule.html

Download the two .docs (click “more info” under each day). Brawl and DDR make sense. Naruto? Bleach? Whatver.

Still, tons of fun to be had at casuals.

jersey should be part of Ringling Brothers & Barnum and Bailey Circus

more like jerry springer… all we need is the gay web-footed midget

normal jump all day

where’s the superjump at, don’t think it even cameo ut once

[quote=“sergio, post:601, topic:35651”]

Shadedwolf, your problem has nothing to do with Marvel, it’s your complete inability to pick up on jokes/sarcasm/exaggeration/troll bait. I’m honestly not trying to pick a fight here, I just think you need to stop being so defensive and start realizing which posts are silly jokes and which ones are honest flames. So far you’ve been mixing up the two and treating both as the latter, which results in flame wars with the wrong people.
[/Quote]

I am a forgiving person, you’ve insulted me before but since you aren’t doing this now I am responding to you in kind. If you look at this objectively, I have only been responding to real insults. Notice I didn’t insult you or rob or even rudy who was kinda flaming at first. Most of my harsh posts are all in response to another person taking the initiative to insult me.

Again, have you noticed a pattern. In the past when shit blew out of the fan it was because Doc was starting shit and everyone believed him because they didn’t know me. But now that things have been resolved things are different.

Everyone knows the facts do you see me flaunting myself or harassing people? No. But I will defend myself if someone really tries to flame me and it has happened many times. Even between you and me I never insulted you once until you got sick of all this shit and started flaming me too. Please consider this objectively. How about that time you went off on me in a private message when I didn’t do anything to instigate it?

However, thank you for the advice.

Personally, here is a 8 page thesis on why in fact, YOU are the tremendofag.

Good day sir!

PS Shadedwolf seriously 90% of the posts directed torwards you are just in jest because we think its funny that you’ll responded to
"Shadedwolf sucks" with:
"Tree
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
For other uses, see Tree (disambiguation).
The coniferous Coast Redwood is the tallest tree species on earth.
The coniferous Coast Redwood is the tallest tree species on earth.
Trunk base of a Coast Redwood tree in Jedediah Smith Redwoods State Park: Simpson Reed Discovery Trail, near Crecent City, California
Trunk base of a Coast Redwood tree in Jedediah Smith Redwoods State Park: Simpson Reed Discovery Trail, near Crecent City, California

A tree is a perennial woody plant. It is most often defined as a woody plant that has secondary branches supported clear of the ground on a single main stem or trunk with clear apical dominance.[1] A minimum height specification at maturity is cited by some authors, varying from 3 m[2] to 6 m;[3] some authors set a minimum of 10 cm trunk diameter (30 cm girth).[4] Woody plants that do not meet these definitions by having multiple stems and/or small size, are called shrubs. Compared with most other plants, trees are long-lived, some of them getting to be several thousand years old and growing to up to 115 m (375 ft) high.[5]

Trees are an important component of the natural landscape because of their prevention of erosion and the provision of a specific weather-sheltered ecosystem in and under their foliage. Trees have also been found to play an important role in producing oxygen and reducing carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, as well as moderating ground temperatures. They are also significant elements in landscaping and agriculture, both for their aesthetic appeal and their orchard crops (such as apples). Wood from trees is a common building material. Trees also play an intimate role in many of the world’s mythologies (see trees in mythology).
Contents
[hide]

* 1 Classification
* 2 Morphology
* 3 Record breaking trees
      o 3.1 Tallest trees
      o 3.2 Stoutest trees
      o 3.3 Largest trees
      o 3.4 Oldest trees
* 4 Trees in culture
* 5 Major tree genera
      o 5.1 Flowering plants (Magnoliophyta; angiosperms)
            + 5.1.1 Dicotyledons (Magnoliopsida; broadleaf or hardwood trees)
            + 5.1.2 Monocotyledons (Liliopsida)
      o 5.2 Conifers (Pinophyta; softwood trees)
      o 5.3 Ginkgos (Ginkgophyta)
      o 5.4 Cycads (Cycadophyta)
      o 5.5 Ferns (Pteridophyta)
      o 5.6 Fossil trees
* 6 See also
* 7 References
* 8 Bibliography
* 9 External links

Classification
A Sweet Chestnut tree in Ticino, Switzerland
A Sweet Chestnut tree in Ticino, Switzerland

A tree is a plant form that occurs in many different orders and families of plants. Trees show a wide variety of growth forms, leaf type and shape, bark characteristics, and reproductive organs.

The tree form has evolved separately in unrelated classes of plants, in response to similar environmental challenges, making it a classic example of parallel evolution.

The earliest trees were tree ferns and horsetails, which grew in vast forests in the Carboniferous Period; tree ferns still survive, but the only surviving horsetails are not of tree form. Later, in the Triassic Period, conifers, ginkgos, cycads and other gymnosperms appeared, and subsequently flowering plants in the Cretaceous Period. Most species of trees today are flowering plants (Angiosperms) and conifers. The listing below gives examples of many well-known trees and how they are typically classified.

A small group of trees growing together is called a grove or copse, and a landscape covered by a dense growth of trees is called a forest. Several biotopes are defined largely by the trees that inhabit them; examples are rainforest and taiga (see ecozones). A landscape of trees scattered or spaced across grassland (usually grazed or burned over periodically) is called a savanna. A forest of great age is called old growth forest or ancient woodland (in the UK). A young tree is called a sapling.

Morphology
Leaves are an important feature of trees. These are Beech leaves.
Leaves are an important feature of trees. These are Beech leaves.
Tree roots anchor the structure and provide water and nutrients. The ground has eroded away around the roots of this young pine tree.
Tree roots anchor the structure and provide water and nutrients. The ground has eroded away around the roots of this young pine tree.

The basic parts of a tree are the roots, trunk(s), branches, twigs and leaves. Tree stems consist mainly of support and transport tissues (xylem and phloem). Wood consists of xylem cells, and bark is made of phloem and other tissues external to the vascular cambium. Trees may be broadly grouped into exogenous and endogenous trees according to the way in which their stem diameter increases. Exogenous trees, which comprise the great majority of trees (all conifers, and almost all broadleaf trees), grow by the addition of new wood outwards, immediately under the bark. Endogenous trees, mainly in the monocotyledons (e.g., palms and dragon trees), but also cacti, grow by addition of new material inwards.

As an exogenous tree grows, it creates growth rings as new wood is laid down concentrically over the old wood. In species growing in areas with seasonal climate changes, wood growth produced at different times of the year may be visible as alternating light and dark, or soft and hard, rings of wood.[3] In temperate climates, and tropical climates with a single wet-dry season alternation, the growth rings are annual, each pair of light and dark rings being one year of growth; these are known as annual rings. In areas with two wet and dry seasons each year, there may be two pairs of light and dark rings each year; and in some (mainly semi-desert regions with irregular rainfall), there may be a new growth ring with each rainfall.[6] In tropical rainforest regions with constant year-round climate, growth is continuous and the growth rings are not visible with no change in the wood texture. In species with annual rings, these rings can be counted to determine the age of the tree, and used to date cores or even wood taken from trees in the past, a practice is known as the science of dendrochronology. Very few tropical trees can be accurately aged in this manner. Age determination is also impossible in endogenous trees.

The roots of a tree are generally embedded in earth, providing anchorage for the above-ground biomass and absorbing water and nutrients from the soil. It should be noted, however, that while ground nutrients are essential to a tree’s growth the majority of its biomass comes from carbon dioxide absorbed from the atmosphere (see photosynthesis). Above ground, the trunk gives height to the leaf-bearing branches, aiding in competition with other plant species for sunlight. In many trees, the arrangement of the branches optimizes exposure of the leaves to sunlight.

Not all trees have all the plant organs or parts mentioned above. For example, most palm trees are not branched, the saguaro cactus of North America has no functional leaves, tree ferns do not produce bark, etc. Based on their general shape and size, all of these are nonetheless generally regarded as trees. Indeed, sometimes size is the more important consideration. A plant form that is similar to a tree, but generally having smaller, multiple trunks and/or branches that arise near the ground, is called a shrub. However, no sharp differentiation between shrubs and trees is possible. Given their small size, bonsai plants would not technically be ‘trees’, but one should not confuse reference to the form of a species with the size or shape of individual specimens. A spruce seedling does not fit the definition of a tree, but all spruces are trees.

Record breaking trees

The world’s champion trees can be considered on several factors; height, trunk diameter or girth, total size, and age. It is significant that in each case, the top position is always held by a conifer, though a different species in each case; in most measures, the second to fourth places are also held by conifers.

Tallest trees

The heights of the tallest trees in the world have been the subject of considerable dispute and much (often wild) exaggeration. Modern verified measurement with laser rangefinders combined with tape drop measurements made by tree climbers, carried out by the U.S. Eastern Native Tree Society has shown that most older measuring methods and measurements are unreliable, often producing exaggerations of 5% to 15% above the real height. Historical claims of trees of 117 m (384 ft), 130 m (427 ft), and even 150 m (492 ft), are now largely disregarded as unreliable, fantasy or outright fraud (however, see “Tallest specimens” chapter in Eucalyptus regnans article). The following are now accepted as the top five tallest reliably measured species:

  1. Coast Redwood Sequoia sempervirens: 115.55 m (379.1 ft), Redwood National Park, California, United States[7]
  2. Coast Douglas-fir Pseudotsuga menziesii: 99.4 m (326.1 ft), Brummit Creek, Coos County, Oregon, United States[8]
  3. Australian Mountain-ash Eucalyptus regnans: 97.0 m (318.2 ft), Styx Valley, Tasmania, Australia[9]
  4. Sitka Spruce Picea sitchensis: 96.7 m (317.3 ft), Prairie Creek Redwoods State Park, California, United States[10]
  5. Giant Sequoia Sequoiadendron giganteum: 94.9 m (311.4 ft), Redwood Mountain Grove, Kings Canyon National Park, California, United States[11]

A view of a tree from below; this may exaggerate apparent height
A view of a tree from below; this may exaggerate apparent height

Stoutest trees

The girth (circumference) of a tree is much easier to measure than the height, as it is a simple matter of stretching a tape round the trunk, and pulling it taut to find the circumference. Despite this, UK tree author Alan Mitchell made the following comment about measurements of yew trees in a handbook “Conifers in the British Isles”:

"The aberrations of past measurements of yews are beyond belief. For example, the tree at Tisbury has a well-defined, clean, if irregular bole at least 1.5 m long. It has been found to have a girth which has dilated and shrunk in the following way: 11.28 m (1834 Loudon), 9.3 m (1892 Lowe), 10.67 m (1903 Elwes and Henry), 9.0 m (1924 E. Swanton), 9.45 m (1959 Mitchell) .... Earlier measurements have therefore been omitted".[12]

As a general standard, tree girth is taken at ‘breast height’; this is defined differently in different situations, with most forestry measurements taking girth at 1.3 m above ground,[13] while those who measure ornamental trees usually measure at 1.5 m above ground;[3] in most cases this makes little difference to the measured girth. On sloping ground, the “above ground” reference point is usually taken as the highest point on the ground touching the trunk,[3][13] but some use the average between the highest and lowest points of ground[citation needed]. Some of the inflated old measurements may have been taken at ground level. Some past exaggerated measurements also result from measuring the complete next-to-bark measurement, pushing the tape in and out over every crevice and buttress.[12]

Modern trends are to cite the tree’s diameter rather than the circumference; this is obtained by dividing the measured circumference by ?; it assumes the trunk is circular in cross-section (an oval or irregular cross-section would result in a mean diameter slightly greater than the assumed circle). This is cited as dbh (diameter at breast height) in tree and forestry literature.[3][13]

A further problem with measuring baobabs Adansonia is that these trees store large amounts of water in the very soft wood in their trunks. This leads to marked variation in their girth over the year, swelling to a maximum at the end of the rainy season, minimum at the end of the dry season. Although baobabs have some of the highest girth measurements of any trees, no accurate measurements are currently available, but probably do not exceed 10-11 m (33?36 ft) diameter.

The stoutest living single-trunk species in diameter, excluding baobabs, are:

  1. Montezuma Cypress Taxodium mucronatum: 11.62 m (38.1 ft), rbol del Tule, Santa Maria del Tule, Oaxaca, Mexico.[14] Note though that this diameter includes buttressing; the actual idealised diameter of the area of its wood is 9.38 m (30.8 ft).[14]
  2. Giant Sequoia Sequoiadendron giganteum: 8.85 m (29 ft), General Grant tree, Grant Grove, California, United States[15]
  3. Coast Redwood Sequoia sempervirens: 7.44 m (24.4 ft), Prairie Creek Redwoods State Park, California, United States.[citation needed]

Charles Darwin reported finding Fitzroya cupressoides with trunk circumferences of up to 40 m (130 ft)[16] implying a diameter of about 12 m (40 ft), but this may be an anomaly as the largest known measurements are about 5 m.[17]

An addition problem lies in cases where multiple trunks (whether from an individual tree or multiple trees) grow together. The Sacred Fig is a notable example of this, forming additional ‘trunks’ by growing adventitious roots down from the branches, which then thicken up when the root reaches the ground to form new trunks; a single Sacred Fig tree can have hundreds of such trunks.[1]

Occasionally, errors may occur due to confusion between girth (circumference) and diameter.[18]

Largest trees

The largest trees in total volume are those which are both tall and of large diameter, and in particular, which hold a large diameter high up the trunk. Measurement is very complex, particularly if branch volume is to be included as well as the trunk volume, so measurements have only been made for a small number of trees, and generally only for the trunk. No attempt has ever been made to include root volume.

The top four species measured[19] so far are:

  1. Giant Sequoia Sequoiadendron giganteum: 1,489 m (55,040 cu ft), General Sherman[19]
  2. Coast Redwood Sequoia sempervirens: 1,045 m (36,890 cu ft), Del Norte Titan tree[19]
  3. Western Redcedar Thuja plicata: 500 m (17,650 cu ft ), Quinault Lake Redcedar[19]
  4. Kauri Agathis australis: circa 400 m (15,000 cu ft), Tane Mahuta tree[19] (total volume, including branches, 516.7 m/18,247 cu ft)[19]

However, the Alerce Fitzroya cupressoides, as yet un-measured, may well slot in at third or fourth place, and Montezuma Cypress Taxodium mucronatum and other giants are also likely to be high in the list. The largest angiosperm tree is a Australian Mountain-ash (Eucalyptus regnans) in Tasmania, known as the ‘Two Towers’ tree, with a volume of 430 m (15,185 cu ft).[20]

Oldest trees

The oldest trees are determined by growth rings, which can be seen if the tree is cut down or in cores taken from the edge to the center of the tree. Accurate determination is only possible for trees which produce growth rings, generally those which occur in seasonal climates; trees in uniform non-seasonal tropical climates grow continuously and do not have distinct growth rings. It is also only possible for trees which are solid to the center of the tree; many very old trees become hollow as the dead heartwood decays away. For some of these species, age estimates have been made on the basis of extrapolating current growth rates, but the results are usually little better than guesswork or wild speculation. White (1998)[21] proposes a method of estimating the age of large and veteran trees in the United Kingdom through the correlation between a tree’s stem diameter, growth character and age.

The verified oldest measured ages are (Gymnosperm Database):

  1. Great Basin Bristlecone Pine Pinus longaeva: 4,844 years
  2. Alerce Fitzroya cupressoides: 3,622 years
  3. Giant Sequoia Sequoiadendron giganteum: 3,266 years
  4. Huon-pine Lagarostrobos franklinii: 2,500 years
  5. Rocky Mountains Bristlecone Pine Pinus aristata: 2,435 years

Other species suspected of reaching exceptional age include European Yew Taxus baccata (probably over 2,000 years[22][23]) and Western Redcedar Thuja plicata.

The oldest reported age for an angiosperm tree is 2293 years for the Sri Maha Bodhi Sacred Fig (Ficus religiosa) planted in 288 BC at Anuradhapura, Sri Lanka; this is also the oldest human-planted tree with a known planting date.

Trees in culture

Main article: Tree (mythology)

The tree has been and still is a popular cultural symbol in most of the world. Common icons are the World tree, for instance Yggdrasil, and the tree of life. The tree often represents nature or the environment itself.

Major tree genera

Flowering plants (Magnoliophyta; angiosperms)

Dicotyledons (Magnoliopsida; broadleaf or hardwood trees)

* Adoxaceae (Moschatel family)
      o Moschatel, Adoxa moschatellina
      o Elderberry, Sambucus species
      o Sinadoxa, Sinadoxa corydalifolia
      o Viburnum, Viburnum species
* Altingiaceae (Sweetgum family)
      o Sweetgum, Liquidambar species
* Anacardiaceae (Cashew family)
      o Cashew, Anacardium occidentale
      o Mango, Mangifera indica
        Eucalyptus niphophila in Namadgi National Park
        Eucalyptus niphophila in Namadgi National Park
      o Pistachio, Pistacia vera
      o Sumac, Rhus species
      o Lacquer tree, Toxicodendron verniciflua
* Annonaceae (Custard apple family)
      o Cherimoya Annona cherimola
      o Custard apple Annona reticulata
      o Pawpaw Asimina triloba
      o Soursop Annona muricata
* Apocynaceae (Dogbane family)
      o Pachypodium Pachypodium species
* Aquifoliaceae (Holly family)
      o Holly, Ilex species
* Araliaceae (Ivy family)
      o Kalopanax, Kalopanax pictus
        Birch tree (foreground) and maple tree (background) in fall.
        Birch tree (foreground) and maple tree (background) in fall.
* Betulaceae (Birch family)
      o Alder, Alnus species
      o Birch, Betula species
      o Hornbeam, Carpinus species
      o Hazel, Corylus species
* Bignoniaceae (family)
      o Catalpa, Catalpa species
* Cactaceae (Cactus family)
      o Saguaro, Carnegiea gigantea
* Cannabaceae (Cannabis family)
      o Hackberry, Celtis species
* Cornaceae (Dogwood family)
      o Dogwood, Cornus species
* Dipterocarpaceae family
      o Garjan Dipterocarpus species
      o Sal Shorea species
* Ebenaceae (Persimmon family)
      o Persimmon, Diospyros species
* Ericaceae (Heath family)
      o Arbutus, Arbutus species
* Eucommiaceae (Eucommia family)
      o Eucommia Eucommia ulmoides
* Fabaceae (Pea family)
      o Acacia, Acacia species
      o Honey locust, Gleditsia triacanthos
      o Black locust, Robinia pseudoacacia
      o Laburnum, Laburnum species
      o Pau Brasil, Brazilwood, Caesalpinia echinata
* Fagaceae (Beech family )
      o Chestnut, Castanea species
      o Beech, Fagus species
      o Southern beech, Nothofagus species
      o Tanoak, Lithocarpus densiflorus
      o Oak, Quercus species
* Fouquieriaceae (Boojum family)
      o Boojum, Fouquieria columnaris
* Hamamelidaceae (Witch-hazel family)
      o Persian Ironwood, Parrotia persica
* Juglandaceae (Walnut family)
      o Walnut, Juglans species
      o Hickory, Carya species
      o Wingnut, Pterocarya species
* Lauraceae (Laurel family)
      o Cinnamon Cinnamomum zeylanicum
      o Bay Laurel Laurus nobilis
      o Avocado Persea americana
* Lecythidaceae (Paradise nut family)
      o Brazil Nut Bertholletia excelsa
* Lythraceae Loosestrife family
      o Crape-myrtle Lagerstroemia species
* Magnoliaceae (Magnolia family)
      o Tulip tree, Liriodendron species
      o Magnolia, Magnolia species
* Malvaceae (Mallow family; including Tiliaceae, Sterculiaceae and Bombacaceae)
  Baobab tree in South-Africa.
  Baobab tree in South-Africa.
      o Baobab, Adansonia species
      o Silk-cotton tree, Bombax species
      o Bottletrees, Brachychiton species
      o Kapok, Ceiba pentandra
      o Durian, Durio zibethinus
      o Balsa, Ochroma lagopus
      o Cacao (cocoa), Theobroma cacao
      o Linden (Basswood, Lime), Tilia species
* Meliaceae (Mahogany family)
      o Neem, Azadirachta indica
      o Bead tree, Melia azedarach
      o Mahogany, Swietenia mahagoni
* Moraceae (Mulberry family)
  Eucalyptus bridgesiana on Red Hill, Australian Capital Territory.
  Eucalyptus bridgesiana on Red Hill, Australian Capital Territory.
      o Fig, Ficus species
      o Mulberry, Morus species
* Myristicaceae (Nutmeg family)
      o Nutmeg, Mysristica fragrans
* Myrtaceae (Myrtle family)
      o Eucalyptus, Eucalyptus species
      o Myrtle, Myrtus species
      o Guava, Psidium guajava
* Nyssaceae (Tupelo family; sometimes included in Cornaceae)
      o Tupelo, Nyssa species
      o Dove tree, Davidia involucrata
* Oleaceae (Olive family)
  Nyssaceae: a Dove tree in flower
  Nyssaceae: a Dove tree in flower
      o Olive, Olea europaea
      o Ash, Fraxinus species
* Paulowniaceae (Paulownia family)
      o Foxglove Tree, Paulownia species
* Platanaceae (Plane family)
      o Plane, Platanus species
* Rhizophoraceae (Mangrove family)
      o Red Mangrove, Rhizophora mangle
* Rosaceae (Rose family)
      o Rowans, Whitebeams, Service Trees Sorbus species
      o Hawthorn, Crataegus species
      o Pear, Pyrus species
      o Apple, Malus species
      o Almond, Prunus dulcis
      o Peach, Prunus persica
      o Apricot, Prunus armeniaca
      o Plum, Prunus domestica
      o Cherry, Prunus species
* Rubiaceae (Bedstraw family)
      o Coffee, Coffea species
* Rutaceae (Rue family)
      o Citrus, Citrus species
      o Cork-tree, Phellodendron species
      o Euodia, Tetradium species
* Salicaceae (Willow family)
      o Aspen, Populus species
      o Poplar, Populus species
      o Willow, Salix species"

Holy shit I wanted to be angry but I laughed.

Now you’re getting the hang of it, I’m also laughing my ass off right now.

I really wish you posted this a week ago, before I put myself on the schedule for Saturday at my place of business. I’ve been dying to go to an anime con for far too long now, and Springfest was a huge disappointment…

What the hell did they even do at Springfest? I just went for the mvc2/ggac stuff, so I dunno…

Uh, anime Jeapordy and uh… a viewing of Clannad which I missed.

That seems to be about it.

I have no idea what they did, the people that were supposed to be running it didn’t show.

So shit that was supposed to go down didn’t, and those that weren’t gonna do shit had to make something up and bullshit the whole Springfest.

Literally…

90+% no show.

henaki i hate you and spit in your general direction

Who wants to make me an avatar?

damn that sucks no one cares about fran :sad:

Its called cross ups resets and mixup to fuck up sent and commando :looney::confused:

ROFL Henaki wins the jersey thread so far.

Congradulations you win sour milk.

oh sweet i cant wait to keep it in my fridge till i gotta take out the trash!

Q: What’s Shadedwolf’s favorite special move?
A: Dudley’s QCF+K

I don’t play 3S so I don’t get it.