The MMA Thread. BJ Penn Didn't Die #HeDeadThough

Diaz said he wanted to get paid something crazy like double or triple what he normally makes if he was to take the Mayhem fight. He already made $150k from his latest fight. Dude is definitely ducking anyway he knows how.

Sprained my thumb last friday. It got hella swollen and now my hand is purple. This ever happen to you guys? How long until I can return? I plan to tape it up nice and tight so that should help. I was reading that you should let heal it 4-6 weeks but I want to compete in a tournament so fuck all that weak noise.

Rogan is never going back into fighting because he’s a stand-up comedian. He’s been doing that for 20+ years because he just flat out enjoys it more. He quit fighting in Tae Kwon Do tournaments because of the intense migraines he would get, so he became an instructor. Then he quit being a Tae Kwon Do instructor at Boston University to pursue comedy and he never looked back.

He said on a recent podcast that his personality doesn’t allow him to half ass anything, so if he can’t put 100% into something, he just quits. That’s why he no longer instructs or plays video games (He used to be addicted to Quake 3 Arena). All he does now is attend Jui Jitsu class 3 times a week during the day, stand-up at night, and UFC commentary twice a month.

Ok so all the stream sites I’m used to getting events from just got bodied by Homeland Security or something. Where the fuck am I gonna watch UFC this weekend? Super Bowl I can always go out for but everyone I know works Saturday nights now.

lol as long as they dont touch mma-tv im happy. im pretty sure that sites not even in the usa cause theyve been shut down before and kept moving around like ninjas.

it would be gangsta if before every match you tied that arm behind your back and fought like that. you gotta make a big production out of it though.

LOL. I would get in my opponent’s head. That right there is half the battle.

I guess Pat Berry likes Street Fighter too
Pat Barry - TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN! @Showtimepettis @SuckerPunchEnt @BrianButler_Au @joesilva_UFC @TAPOUTSKRAPE @danawhite - TwitVid

cant…fucking…breath! hahahahahah

That ninja is crazy! :rofl::rofl::rofl: Cabin fever like a mofo!

Have you been lately? Bodied and double bodied. “This domain name has been seized by ICE - Homeland Security Investigations.” Then a bunch of stuff about illegal rebroadcasting of whateverthefuck. I’ll try MyP2P on Saturday I guess, do you need to be a member?

He is now my favorite fighter of all time…

If push comes to shove then I’ll just go to a nice Hooters to watch the fight.

that made my week.

yeah atdhe.net got rocked by homeland security too.

can you guys do me a favor and name as many steriotypical mma fans you can think of. i’m writing a webseries based on an mma fantasy league with some friends. so we’re working on chracters right now.

you mean like:

the mma is the best best sport…even though i don’t know any thing about any other sports type of fan?

Or the guys with tats and shaved heads walking around in the shirts with skulls, cross’, angel wings, and japanese writing? :looney:

Here’s an article that you might be able to pull some ideas from:
The 5 types of MMA fans! - HuggingNuts.com

I’ve never been to that site before and just found it in ze googlez. It’s pretty horribly written, but I guess it gets the point across.

Can’t forget the “KNEEEEEEES!!! KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!” fans. They’re just as bad (if not worse) than the “Stand 'em up!” guys. Jab range? “KNEES!!!” Clinch? “KNEES!!” rear mount with hooks in? “KNEEEEEES FFUUUUUU!!”

Didn’t you just describe 80% of the fighters in MMA?

MMA Fan Stereotypes:

Tapout T-shirt Fattie
Koscheck Nuthugger
Girl with GSP crush
"I just come with friends" dude.
Lesnar hater.
Dana White.