1605

Non existent.

1606

I didnā€™t watch shit, everybody went it 1 at a time and closed the door behind themselves. Not trynna see the homies junk

1607

This is completely random, but has anyone ever seen Patton Oswalt live? He has a show about an hour from where I live next week, and Iā€™m taking the trip. I want to know what to expect though. I like his stuff, but his last special was a year or so ago.

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Read this threadā€¦:nauseated_face:

1609

Smfh

1610

Wizardā€™s rib and Comedy Central presentā€¦

The Dave Chappelle Cinematic Universe!

Note Each character is actually you playing Chapelle(or other actor) playing this character. More time in makeup for everyone.

Starringā€¦

Razor as Tyrone Biggums (Is this the 5 pm free crack giveaway?)

Daboog as Puff Daddy (Cambodian Breast Milks!)

Pertho as Samuel L. Jackson (Itā€™ll get ya drunk! Youā€™ll be fucking fat girls in not time!)

Epidemic as Leonard Washington and Prince (Blouses.)

Furious One as Dylon! (cause he spits HOT FIRE!)

Gimpy as Charlie Murphy (Heā€™s a habitual line stepper.)

White Shadow as Wayne Brady (Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?)

Manx as Ashy Larry (Marcy Projects! What son!)

Mike Oā€™Hara as white newscaster Chuck Taylor (Thereā€™s a white man talking here!)

Rock B as Silky Johnson

Dangerous J as Rick James (Fuck yo couch nigga!)

Pedoviejo as Clayton Biggsby (White power!)

Cyntalan as Black Bush

Chadouken as John Mayer

Neesa as Big Titty Girl

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1611

Best response.

1612

What if Odin had a vagina?

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1613

Look at all the sand dripping from her cooch

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1614

Thatā€™s hot.

You didnā€™t show the Rocket Beaver at the bottom lol

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1615

I kind of hate hate how accurately this has reflected some of my real life behavior.

So yeah, Iā€™ll get ya drunk.

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1616

hahaha, coming back to that social blade page againā€¦ itā€™s STILL GOING, folksā€¦Iā€™ve been to sleep, then out to get some groceries this morning and a Motherā€™s Day gift, come back and this beautiful disaster is still in progress. Jared is down to 906k at this point, and steadily droppingā€¦of course the pace of the decline is a bit slower at this point, but heā€™s on the way down to the 800s. :laughing: I havenā€™t checked yet but Iā€™ll bet one of those live-streams are still going too. It has truly been such a great thing that I just happened to have the days off to actually see this wreckage LIVE.

yep, the stream is still up.

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1617

VGM Fridays:

In honor of the new film opening today

Gotta catch 'em all!

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1618

ā€œThis is not an option nigga! If you donā€™t hand over that Chrome Optimus Prime model weā€™re gonna have a problem!ā€

Neesa would be the busty black chick from the ā€œWrap it Up!ā€ sketch:

Summary

https://media1.giphy.com/media/Op997yq4tfC4o/giphy.gif

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1619

@Pertho

Do you have heat with this?

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:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

I got a story on that.

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https://images.app.goo.gl/zXu7SKEuEAuXVEWB6

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I hate people doing their flash mobs on the train. Like forreal nobody wants this shit

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itā€™s fortunate I never ran into a flash-mob situation in Memphis, because there it wouldā€™ve just meant a robbery situation, or some other random hooligan thugged out bullshit going down.

ā€¦yeah, I take just about any little chance I get to drop a big juicy shit on that ā€œcityā€. It never stops being fun and satisfying for me.

ahaha on that stream the guy now has THE FINAL COUNTDOWN playing in the background, as Jared nears 899k. Yep heā€™s already down to 900k right now.

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