This is gonna be this year’s swine flu/avian flu/whatever that virus is that makes your organs bleed out your butt, that they get everyone all nervous and scared of needlessly.
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Million, I want you to know this post made tears come out my eyes I was laughing so hard at it 
You’ll save money on trash pickup, but you have to be mad inventive with how you dispose of your “food.”
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Million the only man who can think of the financial benefits of being a vampire.
Never change.
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We should all begin a petition to get Million into the MCU Blade reboot.
Mahershala Ali AND Million in the same film?
1 billion box office guaranteed!
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HD-Man
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Im all about helping Million get in the film so he can be murdered during the opening credits 
jk
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dab00g
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He going to be a shitpire
Let dude be a creeper in a port o potty or outhouse
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easy enough…even if one didn’t want to actually risk killing people when feeding… there’s the blood banks…or depending on the lore; animal blood may even suffice. Or… if one gained a good amount of self-control with it… just feed without actually killing, then mesmerize/compel the person to forget any of that happened, (it also helps that some stories show the vamps can also heal the victim’s bitemarks) and send them on their way. It would probably be best to avoid feeding at your own home too…another thing to avoid suspicion…and no mess that requires clean-up and throwing away in the first place.
ha, this thing with avoiding trash-pickup reminds me —there was one time when Dad had the nerve to show up here with pizza boxes… shit was terribly annoying…of course he has no idea I’ve been avoiding the trash-pickup service He threw it in large garbage cans like normal…some time later I took them out and disposed of them at some store’s dumpster early one morning.
…quite wasteful too; he didn’t even eat all that pizza… there were a couple of pieces still in the box! 
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Cell: holding 2 pieces of bread either side of someones head What are you?
Person: A yamcha sandwich
Pertho
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damnit Bats.
why couldnt you win that fight vs the Grim Reaper?
it was bad enough he beat & killed ole Supes in '04.
but not you too!
Wonder Woman gonna win tho. because vagina power.
rip Adam. and Mr. Reeve
thinkin bout batman vs death. made me rremember that fight in Bleach. where that Espada that looked and acted sorta like the grim reaper lost that fight against the shikigami.
but i straight up dont remember how and who exactly beat him.
damn that was a great fuckin arc.
i need to rewatch all that.
btw.
i’m watchin Electric Dreams on Prime.
its interesting. every ep is its own individual story like The Outer Limits. i’m up to ep 3.
@Million-X have you ever seen What We Do in the Shadows?
nah but I’ve heard of it… just never got around to that one; apparently an FX show? It’s been a while since I’ve tuned in for anything on that network…I think the last FX show I watched regularly was The Strain…ha, and wow what a mixed bag that one was… I wanted it to be so much better than it was.
It’s a movie by Taika Waititi and Jermaine Clement. A mockumentary on the life of four vampires living in New Zealand. The show is based on the movie, but I haven’t seen it. I own the movie though, and it’s fucking hilarious. You should check out out, man.
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maxx
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Today on Twitter… Ya job nosey as fuck
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HD-Man
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That job can eat a dick, long as your vehicle reliably gets you to work, its shouldnt matter if u upgrade. Hell it aint their business regardless as long as you somehow get to the job site, mfers want you take on extra bills just cuz
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maxx
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Like unless they need you to drive clients I don’t see why they should care.
Also the fact their like “we know what you make nigga”… What in the fuck. Who says shit like that
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