Got a number from a girl today. Sheās came into the store semi-often but this was the first time I had seen her in months.
That sounds hella creep but I talk to so many people all day every day that everyone just kind of bleeds together unless there is something worth remembering about them. In her case, we have a lot of the same hobbies
Every time her and I have talked when she came through my part of front end weād always BS about anime and video games. So today when she came through my line after us talking for about 15 minutes (and me trying not to show being a nervous wreck as I was about to ask her for her digits) I asked her for her Facebook and number. She said sure and gave me both.
So. Today has been a good day. Lol
If she aināt ugly, Zat wonāt approve
No you donāt.
those comedians are rich.
Also, the majority of the people you see me reference donāt have any qualities. If they did, why would they need imaginary sex?
Whoās been here long enough to remember when Thurst said an american should have the right to fuck a dog in the privacy of his own home?
Less attractive women just have to make the first move and put their personality and charm on display.A chick with Less that average looks can still make it work if she is a joy to be around, and a nice body helps.
However a lot of less than attractive women wont make the first move. They believe themselves to be worthy of being pursued.
Seeing insta-thots and FB sluts implode because theyre no longer being the center of attention due to Covid-19 is the greatest thing ever. The realization that a nice ass or cute selfies mean fuck all during a world crisis brings a smile to my face
And the humbling is only just beginning
Sunday Comedy!
Iām pretty sure I remember that. Or at least people talking about it
My synus are all fucked up and my body is all sore from pulling weeds at a time when thereās a pandemic that fucks up your synuses and gives you body aches.
Shouldāve worn one of my masks to pull weeds.
It depends on the woman. Some of them KNOW they have to go the extra mile and Iād rather be with a woman like that than someone whoās a 9 or 10 and acts like I should be able to claim her on my taxes because āsheās a queen.ā Iāve dated women like that and theyāre more fun as arm candy than actual girlfriends.
Dude, Iām suffering from the same shit 
My fucking thighs are all beat from squatting down.
Pertho & Chad right now:
āPulling weedsā
I sneezed twice at walmart and got some dirty looks from Old people.
Iāve had a cough (not a bad one tho) for 3 days. Other than that, no other symptoms but I had to hold them shits in at Walmart. Wasnāt trynna start a riot lol
I went out for lunch with a buddy early last week and have a bit of a cough from my usual allergies, and was desperately trying to keep it under wraps. The shaming is real lol
Dude moved to s. Korea so he could give that dog meat
Guys underrate how a lovely personality makes sex so much better