My only issue is the age difference is very significant (I’m everyone’s elder by at least 10 years). so whenever we’re sharing stories or taking about experiences in life I feel like that grandpa that talks about the good ol days. Or that one cool uncle who’s done cool shit his entire life.
Whenever I talk about when I use to travel for fighting games and card games everyone looks at me like I’m the coolest person in the world which is oddly satisfying but weirdly uncomfortable lol.
I feel like Matthew McConaughey of the group except I don’t pray on barely legal women.
The first person I started hanging out with (who I still hang out with) blurted out when she comes to me to ask about stuff regarding work or life she sees me as an older brother type figure she can go to who will tell her what to do and how to do it without any bias or personal gain.
While flattering I’m not ready to be someone’s Onee-Chan. Lol
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Welcome to my life bro. We where born 10 years too late so now all the shit people called us losers for is now hip and cool and we are too late for the hype train. Best we can do is “Back in my day sonny boy we had to walk to circle k to get matches…none of this online shinanigans!”
When I worked at the Mall Gwen Stephanie new song came on the radio and the girls where like “Oooh Gwen squeeel i miss when she was the holla back girl!” And im all “I miss when she was in No Doubt” and without missing a beat they go “What’s No Doubt?”
-.-
I just shut up from then on lmao.
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Oh same here. A lot of them are like “man, I grew up listening to this”
Plz go die. I was in high school when this song came out lol
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GPK
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I remember hearing a song a couple years ago, thinking it was Gwen Stefani and it turned out being, Izzy/Iggy Azalea. I had weird looks from co-workers, lol.
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My new advice.
Please lose weight. Seriously, I know half of the people here are highly overweight and it just adds points to the amount of ugly they are.
We only have one life to live, there are no redos, no new game+, new ctrl+z… you only have 1 shot. I know that most of you such as Stu would likely redo any pin point in your life that made you go on this route to being a long time loser who wasted all forms of human evolution by suppressing the hunter nature of all males by giving a fake sexual satisfaction through imaginary sex.
Lose weight. Join a gym + some martial arts, and then date an ugly girl. Stop eating so much… and if you have friends who are fat, you may want to tone down hanging around them because fat friends = fat dinners.
Lol well that’s the thing they did grow up with it. When we where in High school they where shitting diapers lol. One of my favorite things to do Is tell young kids we hated their music wheb it was relevant. “You guys are lucky you got to listen to Avril in her prime.” “Kid…we fucking clowned April when she was on the radio.”
Take your own advice Zatalcon you fat fuck.
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I hope you went on the dating sites I recommended and are on your way out from imaginary sex.
100% this. It’s the best.
That’s me destroying their dreams. All the music that the people I hang to listen to growing up are all bands and arts I and most people my age fucking hated at the peak of their popularity.
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BTW, what happened to Rokchick and Matriarch (if there are some old school SRKners here), I know Rokchick was ugly but I’m not sure about Matriarch. I highly assume she is ugly.
Maybe we can hook one of them up with Radientsilvergun3 or Darkasul?
Nope ignored them. I get dates, get laid and watch porn. A true trifecta.
Keep your dog shit life advice to yourself you ugly fat sack of shit.
I bet Matriarch would go out with pimple riddled ass though.
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Lying will never help you Radiant.
Lying won’t stop you from being ugly either 
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How do you know how half of theses people even look like?
Also don’t give unwarranted medical advice.
I was thinking he talking out of his ass and straight up making shit up.
But he could be stalking people too. Bet he watching people
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I need to start remembering some of these jokes for when there’s a lull during one of my gigs. The only, and I mean THE ONLY joke that every comes to mind when one of those situations comes up is pretty awful 
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@chadouken
“Man, that was intense. Like camping”
Then slow pause and see if anyone catches it.
It’s one of my favorite dad jokes. Also whenever you want to end an argument try to fit “doneion rings” in
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It’s a hunch. It’s based off the science in observance with behaviors, especially when certain life styles and habits are well known. Porn + Imaginary sex are embraced by people with these issues. People just eventually get numb to the self-shame due to it being a daily routine.
I am helping people like you, not just in a medical sense but in life in general. I have given you the most resources to end your solitude.
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I know Rokchick was ugly btw. There was this thread so many years ago about cosplaying and serpent went in there and just riled so many people up, her especially. she had a lot of cosplaying pix. She is one of those black girls that when seeing her dressed up in anime, you can actually understand why so many people are serious about cultural appropriation… but good thing there are girls like her for guys like you.
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All this projection. So zatalcon is fat, ugly and gets no women. Sad fucking life right there.
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