Pertho
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https://twitter.com/WHO/status/1227143648850169859
Wash your hands with soap for 20 seconds. Cough into your elbows. Any person not coughing into their elbows, you get to treat like shit until they act like a human being. This thing as, at least, a 2 week incubation period and infects people asymptomatically. Not showing signs of being sick doesn’t mean they aren’t infected.
Oh and don’t touch your face. Your face is lava until you wash your hands. Its hella infectious and can lead to a high complication rate. Gotta take it seriously if you want to prevent further spread.
Oh and a quick reminder that the only reason why the CDC said anything is because I made it up, not because its actually serious in any way, shape or form. Nope, none at all.
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I ate some horse while I was in Japan and it was DELICIOUS. US needs to get over this ideological eating disorder it has and bring on the horse meat.
Never had it, but they eat horse in Canada.
A local restaurant here in Pittsburgh closed down after they invited a guest chef from Canada to feature for a weekend and he brought some horse meat with him. Local outrage storm, and it’s fuzzy on how legal it even is here.
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Don’t we grind horse up into dog food?
And we use the hooves for J-E-L-L-O.
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I’ve never had it personally. I hear that, like bison meat, its leaner and better for you than beef.
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Bison is great, but since it has such a low fat %, cooking it beyond medium is asking to eat a tire.
Edit - Does anyone eat their steak well done?
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Funny thing is Horse meat in it self not illegal in the United states, it’s that the USDA isnt putting any funding into inspections of horse meat.
So any horse meat slaughter houses need to pay for government inspections out of pocket.
So with that and the lack of demand, there no legal slaughter houses that produce horse meat.
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I didn’t know that. Pretty interesting.
Yea Horse is decent. The Portuguese on the east coast eat their horses, that’s where I’ve had it.
Beef still da bess.
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Beef is bomb. Best game meat I’ve had is Oryx. It doesn’t taste gamey at all. Aww man, my mouth is watering right now just thinking about it. My buddy grilled up some steaks for the Superbowl.
These guys were shipped over from Africa to New Mexico in the 1970s
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Honestly, I don’t really need another red meat in my life anyway.
Keep bugging the wife to move back to the coast to get more fresh seafood.
Bring on that seahorse meat!
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Pertho
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With the number the coronavirus is doing to China, that might actually be viable.
Seahorses were one of the many random animals the ate for health benefits.
The upside is that not many zoonotic viruses can leap between species that distantly related to us.
Lots of these problems crop up because people keep trying to eat stuff like bats.
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Pertho
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Let’s at least keep 100% with this. China will eat anything for virility.
That whole country needs to fucking chill.
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I said this elsewhere but just in case you missed it. You late on the gymnasts. I remember back in the day, my coworker was talking about his wife teaching at the YMCA. She was from east Europe. I’ll relay our conversation.
Me: “What does she do at the Y?”
Co-worker: “She teaches gymnastics.”
Me: “Your wife is a gymnast?” 
Co-worker: “Yeah…” 
his eyes glaze over, he gets a big smile his face, and zones out for 30 seconds
I’ve never seen a man look so happy in my life.
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Well they eat anything, including stuff that is sick or dies of disease. That’s how viruses jump the species barrier and we get stuff like the bird and swine flu as well as the nuv 2019 coronavirus.
Its also why the USDA has strict rules and standards
1970 : Man develops a serum to become Man-Bat.
2020: Man eats fried bat in China to become a Man-Bat.
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We gotta stop letting Joe Chill murder rich parents in dark alley ways.
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