I have a time or two. The key is to not fuck chicks who don’t know how to clean their asses.

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The key is to do it after a shower.

Dont know wtf any of y’all are doing out there in the wild.

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Does your wife give you a prostate massage?

My 2 cents.

Haribo gummies are excellent when eaten fresh. But they are not good for snacking on over the course of several days. Gotta eat’em that day.

The heartless evil bastard that ran over that family should’ve been beaten within a inch of his life by everyone in the area. Dad should get to personally execute him.

Lastly dudes need to stop talking like we are animals that don’t wash our ass. If a chick’s hygiene is on point. Eating ass is fine.

All the snow in Las Vegas, NV and Arizona… Crazy!

isnt that supposed to be forward, down, downforward?

uh oh lol. somebody made a boo boo

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We call that a Street Fighter 4 uppercut.

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wanna know what was the most fucked up input for any character in any fighting game?
the game
Super dragonball z
the character
king piccolo
the motion
this one

im not kidding. you know if you played that game.
full fledged star motion for super

Later…

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White worship strong in that one.

Look at all the minority women who prefer white guys and how much casual racism they brush aside because “omg so hot”

Also i prefer gummy sharks to gummy worms

Gummy frogs and peach rings are great

I so like chocate gummy bears

Gushers are trash

I had to watch the rest and yeah it’s pretty obvious

looks matter, always have, always will. Everything else is secondary and COULD level you up but looks overall still work because of how we biologically are wired.

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Girls will fuck handsome losers

DO-DO-DO-DO-DO…DODANPACHI!!!

Heh its the true final boss of Dodonpachi, Hibachi.

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So like. This is going to make me sound fucking crazy.

Tonight I keep having these super weird dreams. Almost subliminal in context. Like, they’re really annoying, Super life like and just really strange. All I want to do is sleep. As soon as they start happening I quickly snap out of being alseep

I say this is going to make sound fucking crazy it feels like they’re all being transmitted through my b-pap mAsk I have to use when I sleep. It’s soinds stupid and obviously is but when you’re sleep deprived and loopy from cough medicines anything sounds legit.

Over these 2 I’d go for Amy Klobuchar, definitely. In some pics/vids she’s fairly cute.

That real political hotness at the moment is my baby Kamala Harris though. I’d jump at the chance to be her freaky secret affair. Anytime, anyplace, Ms Harris, goddamn

*and yeah, looks definitely matter over just about anything else… so a dude could be the nicest gentleman in the world (and thus–“boring” in the minds of the vast majority of young women)… if he also just happens to look like Dwayne The Rock Johnson…then he can actually “get away with that”. I think it’s also proven with the issue of what is deemed “harassment”—basically if she thinks you’re unattractive, anything you just did or said towards her can be “harassment”. If she thinks you’re attractive…then it’s all perfectly fine and dandy. I guarantee they’d reach the same findings if they ran this experiment 10,000 times.

  • John C. Reilly says or does _____ to her. = Harassment. :rofl: (hahah ol’ meatball face looking muthafucka)
  • Dwayne Johnson says/does the SAME shit. = She’s cool with this.
    (assuming of course we remove the variable of fame/success from both, and these were just dudes making regular middle-class money)
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Women just as shallow as men

Who knew?

The game is DoDonPachi , one of many Cave shmups

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It is forward, down, forward (like Sub Zero’s forward, down, forward, HP in MK1)

I’m late, but is this always a case of “I have no other options; time to settle for the nice guy” though? I’m not talking “clown car” bitches with a gang of kids; I’m talking most women now.

Is it at all possible that some of those girls’ tastes/priorities have changed and they genuinely want the stable/nice guy? I’ve never even had a girlfriend, but still, my own tastes in women have changed over the years. If I had had a wide variety of women to choose from when I was younger, you can bet I would have picked hot, wild ones (even with obvious flaws) over the decent ones. Every time. I was stupid. But now I think different, and certain things can murder a girl’s “hotness” for me that I wouldn’t have blinked at before.

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I never liked Haribo gummi bears, I remembered they also caused a media stir a few years back because their sugar free gummi bears were causing a nationwide diarrhea “epidemic” and they had to recall all of them.

I loved Sour Brite Crawlers back in the day. I remember my ritual loading up on them and a Nestle Crunch Bar at a dollar store before going to the movies. Screw paying $2.50 for a regular sized bag of M&M’s and 2 bucks for Twizzlers. 5 Bucks for popcorn was pushing it for me.


Regarding women and superficiality. Yes it is obvious that we as human beings love beauty in all its forms. The difference is that men are simple. Everyone knows what we want and what we like, there’s no subtext for us. Our transparency makes us easy targets for social scrutiny, even if our behaviors are governed by the same innate biological parameters.

Women, on the other hand follow socially reinforced narratives of being more neutral or chaste (which is why female teachers can rape grade schoolers and only get probation), and also practice ritual self-deception. Men can practice self-deception on occasion, but unless it’s backed up with pathological narcissism or delusions, we can’t maintain it (also other men will quickly check us if we can’t back it up). This is why women can justify dating the foul-mouth bad boy and reject the decent but average-looking guy… until “maturing” — i.e., banging a slew of non-committing high value men in their prime and settling once they have kid or get knocked up by a tertiary provider.

So a lot of times they mask their internal dialogue with self-justifications to the point where it becomes their “truth”:

“That guy isn’t fugly, he just lacks confidence, and I need confidence in a man.”

“Yeah he’s nice, but where’s the edge?”

“…He ticks all my boxes but I just don’t feel a spark… y’know, chemistry.”

Women also evolved to be more agreeable, so most will instinctively be more pragmatic in the face of potential public criticism and openly judicious when among the safety of their peer groups.

Working at a department store with around 70% female employees gave me invaluable experience on how contradictory women behave.

  • I’ve seen a female coworker turn down a male coworker she was constantly flirting with when she wanted a favor done, only to mention she doesn’t mix work and social life when he asked her out repeatedly. Later on I overheard in the break room that she banged like 8 dudes who worked there in a single year, including the security guard.

  • Women talk about their rough rape and 50 shades~esque sex fantasies with each other on the service elevator not realizing shaft isn’t soundproof so I can hear everything from the ground floor.

  • Married female coworkers silently fighting over cold approaching a “handsome” dude browsing the men’s section and taking off their wedding rings while giggling like schoolgirls.

  • Married cougars and female managers winking at or straight up hitting on me- feeling my arms unsolicited or asking me if I’m “seeing anyone”. (Oh the hypocrisy)

So in essence, without the cultural governors or “shaming culture” that exists, women are free to basically act on animal instinct rather than cultural or moral expectation.

But that’s the thing, I can’t fault women for following the same biological protocols men do, but I think some public self-realization and truly open dialogue would go a long way in helping society weed out all the antiquated unscientific BS we’ve had about sex and dating since the “Leave it to Beaver” era.

This is also why in more traditional patriarchal cultures men, who were well aware of the innate hypergamous tendencies of women (which are present in nearly all female animals — whether it be a blue whale or fruit fly) actively controlled it with arranged marriages/ religion, and gave women wide garments to hide sexual signals. This made sexual selection a man’s domain, which is counter to most mating practices in nature. Our self-aware intelligence changed the structure of the evolutionary mating game, and also made us more likely to settle down and gravitate towards agriculture.

It’s kinda hard to create a large civilization when 80% of men have blue balls, don’t you think?

So for example, Saudi Arabia still does drastic stuff like this:

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