You lick buttholes?
God damn. I just got a bag of Haribo Peaches. Best damn peachy gummies Iāve had yet! When it comes to gummy candy, nobody can fuck with Haribo. Haribo Gold Bears are the best gummy bears on the fucking planet.
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Haribo colaās are really amazing too.
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Man I canāt stand Haribo. Shitās way too tough for my tastes in gummy candy. Damn near taffy tier.
Well, I guess ācanāt standā is a bit extreme. If I had a choice though, Iād take a number of varieties first.
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Haribo are literally some of the worst, cheapest, low grade gummy bears you can buy. They are fucking terrible. Hard as rocks every time. Awful gummies.
The Cola ones are awight doe.
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I feel like I just got yelled at 
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I know, right?
Shame that they use gelatin.
I donāt eat mammal, so yeah - I love the way they taste, but I stick to my principles.
I am the Diet 7-Up of poophole eating.
Never have, never will.
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Sorry man. I love gunmy bears and gummies in general and Haribo has been nothing but disappointment to me every single time. The big ass vheap bag of bears they sell at walmart for like $3.50 are better imo. More Bears over all to.
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chadouken is factually correct.
Haribo are the best gummies.
You have get a fresh bag, but when you do, they are bliss.
Their half sweet half sours are gatlike.
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Iām a fan of the raspberries as well.
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Do you mean fresh as in ājust openedā or fresh as in āas close to when it left the factory as possibleā? 'cause the former doesnāt make a difference, and the latter is nigh impossible to predict.
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I once got candy straight, and I mean straight from the factory
Makes store bought stuff seems stale in comparison
Had a friend who had a uncle who worked for Hershey, and he got the candy off the production line.
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There are these things called due dates.
I actually prefer Haribo bears a little hard. I love that texture and extra chewiness. And Iām sorry, but nobody comes close to the tartness and boldness of Hariboās flavors.
When I lived in Germanyā¦ man, the Haribo bears made over there are on another level. The greens in the US are strawberry. In Europe theyāre apple. So good.
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Yo sell-by dates donāt mean shit on those things. Those things have got to have a year-long shelf life or more. 
At best you can guess, but only if you know exactly how long out they put their sell-by dates. If they put a sell-by date of a year down the road and you assume 6 months, your estimate is trash.
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Your taste in gummies is trash.
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