The Lounge 10k Post Edition

the fuck

Drinking water? Motherfuckers, have you never had something spicy before? JFC.

My friend and I got pepper-sprayed and tried washing that shit off in a water fountain. Uhhhhh that was a horrible mistake. Learn from our fail. Sour cream, milk, anything like that == good. Water == actual devil.

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Yeah, one of the smartest guys I’ve ever known (and I work at a pretty smart place) got taken advantage of by a woman who had a diary we later found wherein she talked about her plan to get pregnant by him and force him to marry her. It worked! And you know what it didn’t solve any of her life problems (nor his…) and they got divorced and were living in a mobile home and just fucking hating life.

The reason the mtgow lived as long as it did here is because parts of it, the men’s rights/fairness bullshit, taking care of yourself and your interests, that’s some reasonable stuff. But then lonely people get super ugly and hateful, and that’s about the time that people need to see therapists on their own time. :\

I had a recent theory that any serious non-gaming subject is not what SRK is about. I think we like people fucking around being idiots never knowing what level of serious or trolling anybody is about.

I think there’s some value in always being aware of the worst case scenario and maybe accounting for that. But closing yourself off to life doesn’t get you anywhere useful.

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R-TYPE cartoon short film.
funny how ive always wanted to play R-Type since sega console days and never got around to it.
ive even had multiple dreams of playing it. like actual dreaming.
i need to get this on steam or google play already.
bucket list thing.

why were you pepper sprayed?
dont answer by saying it was during a peaceful government protest. say it was from stalking a famous actress or something.

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Mardi Gras gone wild. I was sitting on a bench waiting for everything to calm down because my car was parked inside the police cordon. The police came towards us and pepper sprayed him without warning. I got up to nope the fuck out of there and started walking away and they beat and pepper sprayed me as I was walking away. No reason other than trying to enjoy a nice night.

Police are fucked up.

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story was better than expected.

well, fortunately that fat-ass turd I just unleashed didn’t stop up the toilet…that’s a relief, because that thing was a monster. There was a 2nd one shortly after that, also with impressive size. Of course the first was already flushed; no way the toilet could’ve handled BOTH of those titans at once.

…and they kinda had that giant-sized ā€œPayday candybarā€ look…but smoother. haha, my grandfather had this habit of going into detail with description of his shitting too… it was always hilarious to me, along with grandma’s grossed out reaction.

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Check this…

Danielle Herrington

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What are we talking about … ?

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Dangerous J and Hasbro present…

Mobile Armored Strike Kommand! the movie!

MASK!

Select the best agents for this mission…

Starring…

Preppy as Matt Trakker
Dn3000 as Alex Sector
WTF-Akuma Hax as Bruce Sato
Thurst as Hondo Maclean
Pertho as Dr. Julio Lopez
Maxx as Dusty Hayes
Neesa as Gloria Baker
BBQ as Brad Turner
Odin as Jacques LaFleur
Dangerous J as Ali Bombay
Jion Wansu as Scott Trakker
@Raz0r as T-BOB (He loves it when white boys ride him)

VENOM Agents

Mechwarrior as Miles Mayhem
Matriarch as Vanessa Warfield
ShadowAce as Sly Rax
Alphacharlie as Cliff Dagger

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Snort B’s latest on the recent Phil vid that featured an appearance by Kat (*this genuinely surprised me, since I was one of those that figured she had escaped a long time ago, and he was just pretending that she was still there in his life)

Now…by his own words, they apparently spend very little time together…not exactly the best thing for a supposedly romantic relationship, I would think. So it’s only a matter of time until she actually does leave…or she just continues staying there while having some guy on the side that’s secretly giving her the Bone elsewhere while Phil stays at the house 24/7…that’s probably the most likely outcome; since she’s at least getting a free place to stay out of this deal…haha her and the ā€œside-pieceā€ dude probably laugh at him behind his back…laying in bed while Phil’s most likely live on Twitch at that very moment, doing yet another play-through where he barely says anything or will inevitably rage-quit a game if it’s slightly challenging :rofl:

I know that it’s wrong to close myself off like that, but it’s almost not a choice for me at this point. Even outside a potential false sexual accusation, dating/having a girlfriend is something that just doesn’t appeal to me at all.

World Cup Japan vs Senegal 1-1 ATM. Japan needs this nigga now

You’ve come a long way, Predaking…


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I think you’re likely to fuck yourself up psychologically by withdrawing from intimate connections with other people. Highly not recommended. Maybe talk to a therapist and figure out what you need?

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Don’t let anybody tell you how you choose to live is ā€œwrongā€ or that you are required to go get a wife and child just cause.

It’s your life and you don’t owe that shit to anyone unless you want to do it for yourself and fuck any cunt who tells you otherwise.

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Truth. Problem with humans as a whole is that one person is always telling another how to live out their life.

Traditionalists can suck my dicc.

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does anyone know of a good life insurance company for people over age 80?

I feel the same. For both sides marriage and kids can really mess up your life. It’s not for everyone. My parents married and divorced twice. My dad tried to make it work. But only my father ended up raising me.

Honestly, as long as he’s not going Incel, does it matter?

If he’s maintaining a social life, but just not looking for a romantic relationship, is that really bad?

At some point that may change or he may find someone without looking and get involved.

I read this:

I know that it’s wrong to close myself off like that, but it’s almost not a choice for me at this point

as potentially indicating some internal concerns here. If he’s getting what he wants out of life that’s awesome and more power to him. But most people like human connection and intimacy (whatever that means to you). Closing yourself off to that now when you’re actually towards your most attractive / eligible you’ll be in your life seems extra weird. Different strokes for different folks, though.