Nice
At work now for testing but the testing ended and got nothing going on. Supposed to be off at 3:30am. Having a fun gossip swap with the other workers. As I guessed, everyone is banging everyone. Glad Iâm on the outside enjoying the shit talk and drama that goes on. We have enough material for maybe 2 seaons. So far and thatâs just our ride. Imagine what the whole land, no the who theme park has to add!
oops. wrong room!!
-Starhammer-
man, where the people at? Havenât seen nothing but a typo for the last 5 days now. At least holla back to let me know youâre still kickin.
-Starhammer-
All quiet on the post office front, other than one of the grizzled vets raising holy hell yesterday because I supposedly lost his cupholder (one of those plastic thingies you have to slip onto the dash because thereâs no actual cupholders in a postal truck). Good thing I had the day off (who gets Wednesdays off? boring).
Turns out the guy who filled in for me on my day off last week took it and put it in a different truck, and now he canât remember which one. Hopefully he finds it before Monday, otherwise he might get eaten.
Iâm still here
Well tomorrow is the last day of my first job. Overall pretty chill, easy work, and everyone is pretty nice for the most part. The bosses are awesome too, help you in everything.
I went in the job thinking it was gonna be a hell fest like the docâs experiences but it wasnât lol. oh well i guess.
One thing I will remember will be taking a shit in the bathroom and next thing I knew someone had the time to draw at last like 10 Squidwordâs from Spongebob smoking a penis as a cigar. Thatâs going to take a while to get off my memory if ever.
Well fellas, guess what just fell into my lap after babysitting my nephew today.
Chris Hansen? âŚo_O
Iâm guessing either a new job or titties. Always good to have titties fall in your lap (depending on the height and velocity which they fall of course)
Nah, I wouldnât have led with the babysitting if titties fell into the lap. Not a job either (I was sick most of the week anyway).
Itâs really not much, but my brother gave me four free passes to Hersheypark. Well actually, with proper game, that can turn into titties so yeah Iâll give the point to Chachi.
I only got two words for that.
Spoiler
**ShinkuuuuuuuuuuuuâŚHADOO-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!:lol: **
-Starhammer-
Knew it, way too many attractive Workers at disney to not be banging especially with some dudes shadowing girls in tomorrowland
So at my new job all i do is sit around and check things off and type up prescriptions. Gives me time to do things like not care about stuff.
Fuckin dead
The only highlight at my job is we got a new guy last month and my female coworker says that whenever he sees her, he doesnât say hi but stares at her. With an ass like herâs Iâd be staring too. LOL!!!
im back with a updateâŚended up leaving yankee candle for a permanent job at Home Depotâs warehouse.1st day wasnt bad I realized how quick time was going,2nd day and then on was a painâŚThats when they put me on the percentage thingyâŚI guess u have to get a 100% every night or more in order to keep ur job.So im breaking my back bustin my balls etc everything to keep the percentage high.3rd day I go in there,there saying oh well now we want quality palletsâŚim thinking to myself how the fuck am i going to build a quality pallet and if I have to be in a rush to keep my numbers highâŚif i go to slow my numbers drop.Long story short Friday I went to work feeling fine,got off work i was fine,woke up the next morning I couldnât bend my leg.Guess i mustâve pulled a muscle lifting one of those heavy ass boxes with vaccum in it on to a 8 ft pallet smhâŚ
Went to the doc got some Ibuprofens and docs note for work,monday comes spoke with my boss today and he wasnt trying to hear it,he asked me sum dumb ass shit:can u come into work after u do physical therapy in the morning?
what the hellâŚ
WHAT THE HELL???
nah i told them i wont be able to work and i quit.I donât know how long its going to take for my leg to heal so im hoping to get disability.
Donât worry Doc, youâve pulled through worse.
Damn Doc, thatâs fucked up but the sad truth, the american workforce is like this. Things will work out for you homie.
pretty late here, but here goes.
I hope youâre doing better by now doc. yeah, I already said youâd be running into idiot bosses like this, but it doesnât make it any easier when you eventually run into one. fuck him if you got another gig lined up already though. Hope Home Depot works out better for ya.
-Starhammer-
Iâm sick and tired of the females at my job bringing their personal baggage into work. First of all this girlâs psycho husband was pissed at her about something so this idiot calls every one of our extensions just to try to find her. Hes telling us to find that bitch before he comes up here and we all hung up on his ass. She eventually talks to him but im like why the fuck did you give him all of our desk numbers? Are u that dumb?
Second, another girl has a crazy ex bf who apparently broke a girls legs before and this dude stalks her. He waits for her to come out of the building after work so he can torment her and now sheâs afraid to walk out by herself. Im like bitch u better get a restraining order against this dude because if he finds out which office you work in its a wrap for u cause i ainât protecting your ass. Even though Iâm the only male in the office, i aint throwing the cape on for nobody. Period.