The Job Diaries Thread Doc returns(Put them brake pads away bih)

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At work now for testing but the testing ended and got nothing going on. Supposed to be off at 3:30am. Having a fun gossip swap with the other workers. As I guessed, everyone is banging everyone. Glad I’m on the outside enjoying the shit talk and drama that goes on. We have enough material for maybe 2 seaons. So far and that’s just our ride. Imagine what the whole land, no the who theme park has to add!

oops. wrong room!!

-Starhammer-

man, where the people at? Haven’t seen nothing but a typo for the last 5 days now. At least holla back to let me know you’re still kickin.

-Starhammer-

All quiet on the post office front, other than one of the grizzled vets raising holy hell yesterday because I supposedly lost his cupholder (one of those plastic thingies you have to slip onto the dash because there’s no actual cupholders in a postal truck). Good thing I had the day off (who gets Wednesdays off? boring).

Turns out the guy who filled in for me on my day off last week took it and put it in a different truck, and now he can’t remember which one. Hopefully he finds it before Monday, otherwise he might get eaten.

I’m still here

Well tomorrow is the last day of my first job. Overall pretty chill, easy work, and everyone is pretty nice for the most part. The bosses are awesome too, help you in everything.

I went in the job thinking it was gonna be a hell fest like the doc’s experiences but it wasn’t lol. oh well i guess.

One thing I will remember will be taking a shit in the bathroom and next thing I knew someone had the time to draw at last like 10 Squidword’s from Spongebob smoking a penis as a cigar. That’s going to take a while to get off my memory if ever.

Well fellas, guess what just fell into my lap after babysitting my nephew today.

Chris Hansen? …o_O

I’m guessing either a new job or titties. Always good to have titties fall in your lap (depending on the height and velocity which they fall of course)

Nah, I wouldn’t have led with the babysitting if titties fell into the lap. Not a job either (I was sick most of the week anyway).

It’s really not much, but my brother gave me four free passes to Hersheypark. Well actually, with proper game, that can turn into titties so yeah I’ll give the point to Chachi.

I only got two words for that.

Spoiler

**Shinkuuuuuuuuuuuu…HADOO-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!:lol: **

-Starhammer-

Knew it, way too many attractive Workers at disney to not be banging especially with some dudes shadowing girls in tomorrowland

So at my new job all i do is sit around and check things off and type up prescriptions. Gives me time to do things like not care about stuff.

Fuckin dead

The only highlight at my job is we got a new guy last month and my female coworker says that whenever he sees her, he doesn’t say hi but stares at her. With an ass like her’s I’d be staring too. LOL!!!

im back with a update…ended up leaving yankee candle for a permanent job at Home Depot’s warehouse.1st day wasnt bad I realized how quick time was going,2nd day and then on was a pain…Thats when they put me on the percentage thingy…I guess u have to get a 100% every night or more in order to keep ur job.So im breaking my back bustin my balls etc everything to keep the percentage high.3rd day I go in there,there saying oh well now we want quality pallets…im thinking to myself how the fuck am i going to build a quality pallet and if I have to be in a rush to keep my numbers high…if i go to slow my numbers drop.Long story short Friday I went to work feeling fine,got off work i was fine,woke up the next morning I couldn’t bend my leg.Guess i must’ve pulled a muscle lifting one of those heavy ass boxes with vaccum in it on to a 8 ft pallet smh…

Went to the doc got some Ibuprofens and docs note for work,monday comes spoke with my boss today and he wasnt trying to hear it,he asked me sum dumb ass shit:can u come into work after u do physical therapy in the morning?

what the hell…

WHAT THE HELL???

nah i told them i wont be able to work and i quit.I don’t know how long its going to take for my leg to heal so im hoping to get disability.

Don’t worry Doc, you’ve pulled through worse.

Damn Doc, that’s fucked up but the sad truth, the american workforce is like this. Things will work out for you homie.

pretty late here, but here goes.

I hope you’re doing better by now doc. yeah, I already said you’d be running into idiot bosses like this, but it doesn’t make it any easier when you eventually run into one. fuck him if you got another gig lined up already though. Hope Home Depot works out better for ya.

-Starhammer-

I’m sick and tired of the females at my job bringing their personal baggage into work. First of all this girl’s psycho husband was pissed at her about something so this idiot calls every one of our extensions just to try to find her. Hes telling us to find that bitch before he comes up here and we all hung up on his ass. She eventually talks to him but im like why the fuck did you give him all of our desk numbers? Are u that dumb?

Second, another girl has a crazy ex bf who apparently broke a girls legs before and this dude stalks her. He waits for her to come out of the building after work so he can torment her and now she’s afraid to walk out by herself. Im like bitch u better get a restraining order against this dude because if he finds out which office you work in its a wrap for u cause i ain’t protecting your ass. Even though I’m the only male in the office, i aint throwing the cape on for nobody. Period.