The Inevitable Street Fighter V Story Thread: ARCADE EDITION!

The_Shakunetsu · 2018-02-12T20:32:05.000Z

Just stumble upon

ES_Curse · 2018-02-12T20:34:18.000Z

Phantom_Miria:

Doctrine_Dark:

I had a…weird dream that was entirely about SFV last night.

I was browsing around the net and came across a blog post from a Capcom rep. It basically went into detail about Shin Bison in Extra Battle and how he came to be. Towards the end, in an **unexpected **revelation, Daemos was credited as the designer of this Bison. When everyone asked Daemos about it, he admitted to it, and said Capcom had put an embargo on him because they didn’t want people to know a Bison fanatic had a hand in this. Not too long after, Daemos started receiving complaints about how cheap this Bison was, and a few online warriors considered paying Daemos a visit to show their dissatisfaction about it.

Daemos basically removed his entire online presence until things quieted down a bit. Some months later, Daemos was arrested at a beach resort in Florida because of this whole ordeal. Why? He *somehow *rigged the system to automatically award his CFN 1k Fight Money *every *time someone challenged Shin Bison. No matter if they won or lost, Daemos was getting a helping of that Fight Money. Daemos was a scumbag. He used an overpowered version of Bison to unknowingly sap Fight Money from everyone.

I couldn’t stop laughing because it felt too real to be a dream.

This is canon, put it in the plot guide.

Chun-Li_Forever:

With valentines day coming up, I might want to rank the tiers of all the current waifus of SF. Anyone up for it?

One must ensures that Cammy gets the proper placement, consider myself enlisted for the project.

You’ll need a second post to put Cammy far enough below the actual humans

Chun-Li_Forever · 2018-02-12T21:10:23.000Z

Blanka is coming (Feb 20th)

In SFV: AE, Blanka is living peacefully with his mother, and has adapted well to being introduced back into society. One day, a suspicious salesman approaches him and offers a way to make Blanka famous by mass producing a doll made in Blanka’s likeness. Will it work? Find out in his character story mode!

The_Shakunetsu · 2018-02-12T21:11:46.000Z

TazyryLipo · 2018-02-12T21:19:14.000Z

I wonder, could the salesman be G?

LiangHuBBB · 2018-02-12T21:20:32.000Z

As a Blanka main, Im hella hyped. That was actually pretty sick!

Also that one outfit is hilarious.

Shockdingo · 2018-02-12T21:24:27.000Z

Happy birthday to my man Jimmy!

In SFV: AE, Blanka is living peacefully with his mother, and has adapted well to being introduced back into society. One day, a suspicious salesman approaches him and offers a way to make Blanka famous by mass producing a doll made in Blanka’s likeness. Will it work? Find out in his character story mode!

Hmm, iiiiiiiiiinteresting. Also, I sorta got my wish for him to move foreward. He’s doing well with the return to society and isn’t embarrassed over his appearance anymore, he’s proud of himself, now he’s moving forward. I dig this. Also wow, just like others, his vocal performance is better and he’s gotten the fierceness back with a dash of jolly.

I’m sold!

edit: also, that battle costume looks good.

TazyryLipo · 2018-02-12T21:27:06.000Z

To elaborate on my G theory. I think that it will be a similar situation to how Urien approached Necro by giving him false good news and then giving him a horrific experience. I think it could go that G approaches Blanka and his mother with a exciting proposition and it seems nice with Blanka and he battles with his friends Sakura and Karin as “let’s how much you’ve changed” sort of thing and maybe the last fight or cutscene could a dark foreshadowing of sorts.

The_Shakunetsu · 2018-02-12T21:28:02.000Z

I like Blanka’s visual design update and movements. it works.

Phantom_Miria · 2018-02-12T21:36:15.000Z

The salesman is Ono, Blanka’s story will be an heartfelt denounce of modern Capitalist practices and Capcom’s upper management.
Personally I side with global Capitalism because fuck Blanka.

Shockdingo · 2018-02-12T21:38:08.000Z

Yeah, his new, wilder mane and body hair looks good. Also, if we’re going by the nostalgia costume, he’s a lot more green now (more chlorophyll?). Speaking of green, if you look at the below picture, some of his body hair is green now aswell as orange. Hmmm…

Spoiler

http://images.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/strumslinger/large/ecbc1d09b52a2e0fdb1b35d21409a9ec.jpg?v=217200

I wonder if there’s an explanation for his wilder appearance, or he just has gotten older and healthier and not been cutting his hair?

The_Shakunetsu · 2018-02-12T21:46:27.000Z

Hitbox issues?

TazyryLipo · 2018-02-12T21:47:08.000Z

@Phantom_Miria It’s going to be like that one Simpsons episode where the entire town pushed Bart to suicide because he lost a basketball game. This time, Blanka’s village pushes him to destroy the Capcom universe once more due to his shrewd tactics which make him (with help from Ingrid and Dante) retcon the entire series into a happy game where everyone is on par with Teen Titans Go.

Doctrine_Dark · 2018-02-12T21:50:53.000Z

Blanka looks as annoying as ever.

Can’t wait to see the blacklist salt.

Shockdingo · 2018-02-12T21:55:18.000Z

TazyryLipo:

To elaborate on my G theory. I think that it will be a similar situation to how Urien approached Necro by giving him false good news and then giving him a horrific experience. I think it could go that G approaches Blanka and his mother with a exciting proposition and it seems nice with Blanka and he battles with his friends Sakura and Karin as “let’s how much you’ve changed” sort of thing and maybe the last fight or cutscene could a dark foreshadowing of sorts.

Interesting theory, to add to it, he may use Blanka in the way you said, but he’s building him up, so that he can step in and defeat him to get media attention and use it as a measure of his strength in order to sway the public to become mayor or president. Or he could build him up, and then say “I made you, I own you, join up with me my boy does Uncle Sam pose, what do you say?” He could be recruiting people for his project that made Q or something.

RX-78-3 · 2018-02-12T21:58:07.000Z

The_Shakunetsu:

Hitbox issues?

I certainly hope not. That will be the go to trolling outfit for online and physical tournaments. It’s too damn good.

AriesWarlock · 2018-02-12T22:17:21.000Z

Just take Cammy to Finding Your Roots, some y-line or mitochondrial DNA testing will reveal her ethnicity.

TazyryLipo · 2018-02-12T22:25:17.000Z

@Shockdingo About the G project, I have a feeling that Vega might be involved in Q’s creation, with Vega holding the SIN chip on perceived immortality he tries to decipher it but is unable. Now G pops up and claims he knows how to decipher it but the other half of the info is with the chip that Chun-Li and Guile took, so that puts the 2 of them as well as Cammy back in Vega’s horizon and at some point he manages to get which cracks the code which lead to the Q project going terribly wrong with G being turned into a abomination. Vega then quits, disgusted at the results.

TazyryLipo · 2018-02-12T22:31:48.000Z

@AriesWarlock @Phantom_Miria For a more UK version, put Cammy in the Jeremy Kyle show (UK equivalent of Maury but with British rednecks and ratchets) but Cammy is a special exception since she has some level of class.

Doctrine_Dark · 2018-02-12T23:02:53.000Z

If the salesman isn’t Ono, that will be a huge missed opportunity.