The Haiku Thread

yflow · 2010-03-01T04:39:47.000Z

Sasmasta:

My cars in my name

But I still have no license

I am twenty one.

:wasted:

They took my license
Ninety-six in a fifty
I just turned twenty

seasofcheese929 · 2010-03-01T18:36:57.000Z

Thought I’d share this one from Dayjob Orchestra:

I have a business
installing Styrofoam nuns.
Fuck a fruit basket.

Tao_Jones · 2010-03-10T12:32:33.000Z

Particle board sucks;
I saw some ninjas tuesday;
That’s irrelevant.

Percy · 2010-03-12T14:20:10.000Z

Procrastination
Sentinel Fast-Fly is hard
Should be doing work

slappy · 2010-03-18T19:57:15.000Z

isn’t a haiku supposed to contain a seasonal word?

Teez · 2010-03-20T21:49:47.000Z

A haiku doesn’t
Need to have seasonal words,
But here’s one, autumn

cleopatra_fh · 2010-03-21T10:23:32.000Z

Jump, Kick, Dash Forward
You’re not nearly fast enough
Just pay atten-Chun

JGD_CHAOS · 2010-03-23T22:34:10.000Z

Kick, Punch, All In Mind
Yes, That Was From Parappa
The Canine Rappa

VinnyMarano · 2010-03-24T00:03:37.000Z

Hey Jeremiah-
Not sure if i spelled that right.
Well, hello again.

Tweleve · 2010-03-25T00:50:52.000Z

Third Strike Is The Best
T-W-E-L-E-V-E
Must Win A Major

cleopatra_fh · 2010-04-03T04:15:36.000Z

My Carpool Tunnel
Over Trained Pad Chun Li’s Pain
No Pain, No Gain, Right?

System_1 · 2010-04-03T12:39:45.000Z

a fledgling fighter
trying to shake his scrub ways
one fight at a time

BADS · 2010-04-09T08:27:15.000Z

Run little river,
Carry your water away
To some better place.

seasofcheese929 · 2010-04-10T16:26:29.000Z

A haiku for cheese.
bleu, cheddar, swiss, pepperjack
for slappy: summer

Teez · 2010-04-14T02:25:25.000Z

effervescent light,
The blaze of sun in your eyes.
The hyperion

JGD_CHAOS · 2010-04-30T07:48:19.000Z

Don’t give up ever.
The best effort does count.
Believe in yourself.

System_1 · 2010-04-30T12:55:52.000Z

His fist flies past me
He has crossed the Rubicon
I show no mercy

Rose · 2010-05-17T09:28:56.000Z

A single red rose
Divine, lingers in the air
There, she shines brightly.

JGD_CHAOS · 2010-06-27T07:18:55.000Z

Music is awesome.
You should go listen to some.
Then mix some records.

Jon_Slayton · 2010-06-27T10:39:18.000Z

A flurry of blows
From what direction to block?
Fuck it, mash DP